I want to post something offensive without being offensive

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  • jenn26point2
    jenn26point2 Posts: 429 Member
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    In for the hilarity!
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    :flowerforyou: bless y'all's hearts
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
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  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
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    Put a *heart* in the post. It will be fine.
  • quirkytizzy
    quirkytizzy Posts: 4,052 Member
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    Saw a funny tumbler gif recently that addressed this. Paraphrased:

    "I'm not racist....BUT.....I really need to finish my homework."

    "I'm not homophobic....BUT....I'm hungry and want lunch."

    "WTF? Those statements make no sense!"

    "Dude, what more do you want? They are saying they're not those things!"

    Was very funny.
  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
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    I love him :heart:
  • walkinthedogs
    walkinthedogs Posts: 238 Member
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    This post may be my favorite so far. I needed a good laugh.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
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    :noway: hope i dont get a strike for that one :flowerforyou:
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
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    No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

    I'm going to have to report this post as offensive

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    Offended! Offended All over the internet!! Offense to you! Offense to your mom! Offend Offend Offfend!!!
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
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    :noway: hope i dont get a strike for that one :flowerforyou:

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  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
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    And then throw this at the end. :flowerforyou: That's MFP for a sweet old Southern lady saying, "bless your heart" while she jabs a dagger through it.

    Bless your heart is always a good one, it doesn't even really require anything added.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
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    :noway: hope i dont get a strike for that one :flowerforyou:

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    Le Mole!! Da Da Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

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  • MexicanOsmosis
    MexicanOsmosis Posts: 382 Member
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  • gsnobel
    gsnobel Posts: 49 Member
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    This post may be my favorite so far. I needed a good laugh.
    I think farts are funny
  • CrazyAnne
    CrazyAnne Posts: 217 Member
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    I think ya'll are funny :flowerforyou:
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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    I like offensive...but if you need some help..this ought to do it.

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  • NYactor1
    NYactor1 Posts: 9,642 Member
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    Just start the convo ..."with all due respect"... you can proceed to say anything you want without being considered offensive.