I want to post something offensive without being offensive

In for the hilarity!

Saw a funny tumbler gif recently that addressed this. Paraphrased:

"I'm not racist....BUT.....I really need to finish my homework."

"I'm not homophobic....BUT....I'm hungry and want lunch."

"WTF? Those statements make no sense!"

"Dude, what more do you want? They are saying they're not those things!"

Was very funny.

This post may be my favorite so far. I needed a good laugh.

No offense, but... bacon is gross... :devil:

I'm going to have to report this post as offensive

Offended! Offended All over the internet!! Offense to you! Offense to your mom! Offend Offend Offfend!!!

And then throw this at the end. :flowerforyou: That's MFP for a sweet old Southern lady saying, "bless your heart" while she jabs a dagger through it.

Bless your heart is always a good one, it doesn't even really require anything added.

http://gawker.com/patton-oswalt-rewrote-the-book-on-trolling-twitter-1165728039

^^Trolling, Patton Oswalt did it right, lol

I think ya'll are funny :flowerforyou: