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  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,375 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    MINE! :angry:
    Sharing is caring. :flowerforyou:

    Well, you do have a point there. :wink:
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!
    Lawd have mercy! Mmmm do you know what I'd do to you wearing that outfit in your avatar?!

    PLEASE, do give some details!!!! They can be dirty and stuff....:bigsmile:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    MINE! :angry:
    Sharing is caring. :flowerforyou:

    I was going to point out that we are engaged, but I see she's into it. So... Never mind.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    MINE! :angry:
    Sharing is caring. :flowerforyou:

    No...MINE! I :heart: mah snowflake like Sheldon :heart:'s Spock

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  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    I WIN!

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    I pooped a hammer. I think I win.

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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!
    Lawd have mercy! Mmmm do you know what I'd do to you wearing that outfit in your avatar?!

    Kitteh. Why are you wearing her dress?
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I WIN!

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    I pooped a hammer. I think I win.

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    That would be a definite win. You can keep the hammer too..
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never start a thread where the image is more interesting than the text."

    Ha, ha! Ha, ha!

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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    MINE! :angry:
    Sharing is caring. :flowerforyou:

    No...MINE! I :heart: mah snowflake like Sheldon :heart:'s Spock

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    Aww. Shucks! And here I thought I had been a bit neglectful while you were away.


    (Don't fight ladies.)
  • m76b
    m76b Posts: 1,498 Member
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  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Ha ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never start a thread where the image is more interesting than the text."

    Ha, ha! Ha, ha!

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    I was really hoping this would turn into an epic gif thread full of bright rays of sunshine, and unicorns farting pixie dust and such.

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  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    I WIN!

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    I pooped a hammer. I think I win.

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  • devil_in_a_blue_dress
    devil_in_a_blue_dress Posts: 5,214 Member
    Seems appropriate:

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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    well i had a great frickin day too!,.,,, i ran for a hour, i roller bladed and i cycled.
    so i think i am doing better then you./
    then i went kite boarding.
    fun.
    now its hot as hell
    time to swim.

    I ran for *an* hour
    Doing better *than* you
    Now *it's* hot as Hell

    Sorry, had to rain on your parade a bit.
  • kmorales_4
    kmorales_4 Posts: 208 Member
    This is by far the funniest MFP post EVER. Thanks for the laugh guys.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:

    In for watching!
  • Juliejustsaying
    Juliejustsaying Posts: 2,332 Member
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  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I'd like to inquire about this dry humping on the first date you're advertising.

    Here I am, inquire away!!!!!

    In. For both of you.

    YES!!! I have mighty fine plans for BOTH of you!!! They may (or may not) include the removal of the said dress in my avatar! :tongue:

    Can we all take turns wearing it? :bigsmile:

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