If the person above you stalked you everyday

I would have to say stroking *kitten* is def a euphemism, but I'm no expert

Show her my expertise.. or wait do I have to stalk her for that part?

Explain how much it hurt having a baseball bat placed up your nostril :laugh:

Stroke his panther???

there's someone who might appreciate big cats, especially the official Florida mascot, still endangered.

Damn I was too slow :-P

Ask her when she has time to workout if she's stalking me every day! Since she's there, ask her for opinions when shopping.

Edit to add...no kidding Men at Work just came on the music channel with "Who can it be now?" Classic stalking song.

I'd put on the creepiest show in the sexiest womens clothes I could find

Can I sell tickets for that show?!

hide behind a fence post

I would make friends with you

id give him a beer at least i know someone is watching out for me then

I'd invite her to a surprise birthday party.

Invite her to go shopping with me

invite her in

Get chocolate ice cream