I'm such a failure
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well obviously Tom is a huge *kitten*0
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If you are being serious: Eating two pieces of dark chocolate did not make you gain 2 pounds. It might be water retention, or a million other things. This is why I don't weigh myself ever day and only do once a week - our weights fluctuate a bit from day to day. It's normally, don't freak out.
If you are not being serious: :huh:
I find it really easy actually. I also put the scale out of view so I don't see it every time I go into the bathroom and get the urge to check. It's always in a cabinet under the sink where I rarely go for stuff anyways. Then weigh-in day also becomes somewhat of a special day, instead of every day.
And in reference to the trolling, I suggest you look up the term on urbandictionary or just Google it. I can't explain it well myself. But you sure sound like one :ohwell:0 -
Are you pulling my leg? Pull your own leg. instead... it burns more calories.0
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Two pieces - one, two0 -
Chocolate is a high gravity food so there!0
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well obviously Tom is a huge *kitten*
You know he really is...he comes in, messes things up, then just leaves...and then *BAM* he's back for another round in about a month! I think a restraining order is called for!0 -
This thread is priceless. Thanks OP for making my day!0
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TOM creates water retention as well. It could be water weight. Give it 3 days ultil TOM is over0
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It's obvious your hand is trying to sabotage your diet.. You have to cut it off..0
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It's nothing that 3 extra hours of cardio and 900 calories can't fix.0
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It's obvious your hand is trying to sabotage your diet.. You have to cut it off..
ROTFL :laugh:
Thank you for providing Tue morning entertainment0 -
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Too late. Your goldbladder is dead.0
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You need to control yourself at night, you can't indulge in that type of food right before bed or at any point and expect to loose weight!! You shouldn't eat after 7pm in the first place.
I eat dinner at 9 pm every day when I get home from work.
I eat dark chocolate regularly.
I lose weight at a steady pace.
Eating too many calories is what causes weight gain, not the timing of the meal or having two pieces of chocolate.
If it were as easy as not eating after a certain time, nobody would be fat0 -
If we gave up every time we made a mistake, we'd all just sit around and sing the blues. Two pieces of chocolate do not constitute a failure, nor are they the reason for a 2 pound gain overnight. It takes 3500 calories to gain a pound of fat, so those would have had to be some huge pieces of chocolate! Pick yourself up, brush yourself off, and get on with it. I eat right before bed almost every night, I go over on calories once in a while, I skip exercise sometimes and I eat chocolate and I've lost 50 pounds! You can do it - don't give up!0
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Just give up..you totally lost it but next time, have 2 hours of vigorous sex with at least 5 orgasms and you MAY just burn it off.0
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Sooooo....you're saying you ate 2 of these?0 -
You need to control yourself at night, you can't indulge in that type of food right before bed or at any point and expect to loose weight!! You shouldn't eat after 7pm in the first place.
I ate the chocolate around 9pm, maybe if I eat it right before 7pm I won't gain?
I would recommend not eating any chocolate, a little self control can do wonders!
Never stand in the way of a woman and her chocolate...especially during TOM!!
OP, don't just stick with 2 pieces. You might as well eat the whole damn bar and then some!! :flowerforyou:0 -
Are you pulling my leg? Pull your own leg. instead... it burns more calories.
+2 interwebs for the Troll 2 references in the username and pic lol0 -
Two pieces of dark chocolate... seriously? I fit worse in my daily calories all the time.0
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Sooooo....you're saying you ate 2 of these?
OOOh, I need one of these!0 -
The problem is you didn't have peanut butter with your dark chocolate. I frequently will have not only two pieces, but an entire bar of dark chocolate right before bed, and that is between 10 and 11 pm. It doesn't make me gain any weight as I throw a 1/8 inch layer of crunchy peanut butter across the top of it. The healthy proteins in the peanut butter interact with the chocolate toxins to not only neutralize them but to convert them into a raspberry ketone-like substance that will help you actually lose weight.
I do this every cardio day, and I find when I step on the scale the next morning, I have lost a pound or two.
Glad I could help OP!
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can't tell if this is serious or trolling.
It could be serious trolling.0 -
My god! It wont kill you infact IT ACTUALLY GOOD FOR YOU!!!!0
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This thread makes me feel so much better about my day! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:0
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It's obvious your hand is trying to sabotage your diet.. You have to cut it off..
Oh That's a good idea. You would probably lose a few pounds of hand weight as well.0 -
real LOL0
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turn to the drink.0
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Assuming this is serious. Don't worry. It could be weight gain due to sodium retention, water weight, stress related, whatever. If not, then well0
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