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  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
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    Because vacuuming makes a pretty noise. Why not?

    Please dont answer questions directed at the OP.

    You posted after me. How was I to know?
    So serious.

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    because it's not your thread?

    do you even forum?
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    I've read coffee makes for an excellent cleanse. The trick is that you don't drink it....
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
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    Because vacuuming makes a pretty noise. Why not?

    Please dont answer questions directed at the OP.

    You posted after me. How was I to know?
    So serious.

    top-10-things-not-to-buy-your-wife-for-Christmas-Vaccum-cleaner.jpg

    What is your stance on mops: Steam mops or regular old yarn mops?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    the good news is that you've successfully cleansed the "a" from your thread title.

    good job! :drinker:
  • Calliope610
    Calliope610 Posts: 3,775 Member
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    the good news is that you've successfully cleansed the "a" from your thread title.

    good job! :drinker:

    :flowerforyou: :flowerforyou:
  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    Bloodletting is much more effective at removing evil spirits.
  • Factory_Reset
    Factory_Reset Posts: 1,651 Member
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    I take a cleanse that my husband supplies.

    I don't know what's in it though since it varies. I usually take it before I weigh in. It really helps clean me out.

    Good luck!
  • elenathegreat
    elenathegreat Posts: 3,988 Member
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    the good news is that you've successfully cleansed the "a" from your thread title.

    good job! :drinker:

    you just make me smile so hard.:bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    booze works
  • oferb1
    oferb1 Posts: 33
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    Geesh, everyone is a joker here, got to love it!

    Anyhow, as for clenses - I started my diet with the Joe Cross 5 day reboot (you will need a juicer, and a ton of veggie and fruit).
    I can't really recommend it that much, even though it kind of worked, I did this with my wife, I was very organized and had a juice every 2 hours (I work from home), she had a harder time maintaining the schedule, and had very bad sugar crashes (I also had a few sugar crashes on days when I forgot, or skipped a "feed") - which brings me to the other reason I don't recommend it... this type of diet is VERY high on carbs and sugars (yes, they are veg and fruit based, but still).
  • DonM46
    DonM46 Posts: 771 Member
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    I would like to do a cleanse, but I am not sure of which one. there are so many. Does anyone have any recommendations? Thank you!
    Don't do it.
    ANY of them.
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
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    Here's my favorite:

    o All day – clear liquid diet, no milk

    o 1:00 PM – Take 4 Dulcolax tablets

    o 3:00 PM - Drink 8 oz. of Miralax mixed with Gatorade, every 15 minutes until gone (64 oz. Gatorade, 238 g bottle Miralax)

    Of course, the next morning they shoved 5 or 6 feet of proctoscope up my nether-regions.
  • stumblinthrulife
    stumblinthrulife Posts: 2,558 Member
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    Here's my favorite:

    o All day – clear liquid diet, no milk

    o 1:00 PM – Take 4 Dulcolax tablets

    o 3:00 PM - Drink 8 oz. of Miralax mixed with Gatorade, every 15 minutes until gone (64 oz. Gatorade, 238 g bottle Miralax)

    Of course, the next morning they shoved 5 or 6 feet of proctoscope up my nether-regions.

    My wife's had to do that twice now. Given the choice between that and colon cancer, I'm still on the fence.

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