I'm officially an old lady

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  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    31 at the end of the month. Manda's gonna have to buy me a rascal and a reachin' stick....

    I was planning on taking you to tour some assisted living facilities.. but.. if you'd rather have the stick... :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    31 at the end of the month. Manda's gonna have to buy me a rascal and a reachin' stick....

    I was planning on taking you to tour some assisted living facilities.. but.. if you'd rather have the stick... :bigsmile: :bigsmile: :bigsmile:

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • shorerider
    shorerider Posts: 3,817 Member
    PLEEEAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!

    I'm 45 and feel younger than ever now that I'm getting healthy finally!

    BTW, you don't really know you're old until little kids start calling you "Miss [insert name here]. In the South, that is a sure sign you are old!

    Happy B-day anyway!



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  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Baby, you *are* my assisted living facility...

    now make me a sandwich, but water down my peanut butter so it doesn't get stuck on my dentures
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    PLEEEAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEE!

    I'm 45 and feel younger than ever now that I'm getting healthy finally!

    BTW, you don't really know you're old until little kids start calling you "Miss [insert name here]. In the South, that is a sure sign you are old!

    Happy B-day anyway!



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    LOL!! Thanks!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    Baby, you *are* my assisted living facility...

    now make me a sandwich, but water down my peanut butter so it doesn't get stuck on my dentures


    *liquefies PB&J sandwich in blender*

    There ya go, honey, now it'll fit in your straw...
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Baby, you *are* my assisted living facility...

    now make me a sandwich, but water down my peanut butter so it doesn't get stuck on my dentures


    *liquefies PB&J sandwich in blender*

    There ya go, honey, now it'll fit in your straw...

    Don't forget to change the Depends :bigsmile:
  • Manda86
    Manda86 Posts: 1,859 Member
    Don't forget to change the Depends :bigsmile:

    Trust me, that's not something that's easy to forget, if you know what I mean....

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    Okay, babe, here I come!!
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    *quivering lip kiss incoming*
  • Hobowendy
    Hobowendy Posts: 4
    Happy Belated Birthday!

    I found as I have aged that age is a state of mind and in my mind, and to me my mind doesn't matter.

    In my 20's I THOUGHT I could achive anything.
    In my 30's I FELT I could achive anything.
    In my 40's I KNEW I could achive anything.
    Now as I face my 50's I KNOW I can achive anything.

    Perks Of Being Over The Hill
    There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.

    Things that you buy now won't wear out.

    Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

    You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.

    Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.

    Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them anyway.

    You can sing along with elevator music.

    Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television.

    Your eyes won't get too much worse.

    Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you???? "

    You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.

    In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.

    No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

    You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Don't forget to change the Depends :bigsmile:

    Trust me, that's not something that's easy to forget, if you know what I mean....

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    Okay, babe, here I come!!

    ROFLMAO:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Go get em girl!! :bigsmile:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    Happy Belated Birthday!

    I found as I have aged that age is a state of mind and in my mind, and to me my mind doesn't matter.

    In my 20's I THOUGHT I could achive anything.
    In my 30's I FELT I could achive anything.
    In my 40's I KNEW I could achive anything.
    Now as I face my 50's I KNOW I can achive anything.

    Perks Of Being Over The Hill
    There is nothing left anymore to learn the hard way.

    Things that you buy now won't wear out.

    Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

    You no longer think of the speed limit as a challenge.

    Your investment in health insurance is finally paying off.

    Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them anyway.

    You can sing along with elevator music.

    Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guy on the television.

    Your eyes won't get too much worse.

    Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

    People call you at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you???? "

    You can eat dinner at 4:00 in the afternoon.

    In a hostage situation you are the most likely to be released first.

    No one expects you to run -- anywhere.

    You are no longer viewed as a hypochondriac.

    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Sad thing is....I can already relate to some of these things...:noway:
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    *quivering lip kiss incoming*

    It's ok just close your eyes and it'll be over in no time :bigsmile:
  • Healthier_Me
    Healthier_Me Posts: 5,600 Member
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  • AlbertSchwartz
    AlbertSchwartz Posts: 810
    so do you have the urge to carry boiled sweets in your pocket?
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    so do you have the urge to carry boiled sweets in your pocket?

    boiled sweets??????
  • LML79
    LML79 Posts: 697
    so do you have the urge to carry boiled sweets in your pocket?

    boiled sweets??????

    hmm never heard of that one before... does it mean Hard Candy?
  • AlbertSchwartz
    AlbertSchwartz Posts: 810
    *sigh*, this transadlantic drift... lol

    Yeah its as you yanks would say hard 'candy', and old people carry them lol, i thin kits the law
  • LML79
    LML79 Posts: 697
    *sigh*, this transadlantic drift... lol

    Yeah its as you yanks would say hard 'candy', and old people carry them lol, i thin kits the law

    lol!! oh no........ I do that now at 29.. YIKES!
  • kellch
    kellch Posts: 7,849 Member
    *sigh*, this transadlantic drift... lol

    Yeah its as you yanks would say hard 'candy', and old people carry them lol, i thin kits the law

    LOL....:laugh: :laugh: Nope don't carry that yet....So does that mean, ummm, I'm not old YET? :laugh:
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