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Hey not bad uncle Jim I thought you were banging my Aunt
Most inappropriate thing to say after someone looses a pet?0 -
Can my pet goat and I join in?I can /totally/ see your bits from my desk. Niiiiice.
Most inappropriate thing to say when you find a relative having sex?
Most inappropriate thing to say on the Baltimore Ravens sideline right now.0 -
Most inappropriate song to play at a funeral?
Bloom where you are planted!! (Actual hymn that my sister threatens my mother with)0 -
Most Inappropriate thing to say to Santa?
Another one bites the dust0 -
Most Inappropriate thing to say to Santa?
I've been a naughty girl this year...
Most inappropriate thing to say to a newlywed couple....0 -
" Genital warts ! "
Most inappropriate thing to say your drill instructor.0 -
go hard or go home in your case go home
most inappropriate thing to say after sex when HE thinks he was the bomb 0 -
*sigh* I guess it doesn't run in the family.
MIT to say in the planned parenthood lobby.0 -
*sigh* I guess it doesn't run in the family.
MIT to say in the planned parenthood lobby.
i hate hanging my coat on a hook....do you have any metal coat hangers?
most inappropriate thing to say to your dad when you walk in on him and your mom making a homemade sex tape0 -
*kitten* sorry to hear about your mishap
Most inappropriate time to have sex?
in the middle of a funeral
(I'm answering a few of these I'll ask a question in a minute)0 -
Game time, answer the question then pose a 'most innapropriate' question of your own ....Most inappropriate song to play at a wake/funeral:
Don't fear the reaper.
Person below me, what's the most inappropriate thing to say to the mother of newborn?
I hope it grows out of being ugly.
What's the most inappropriate thing you can do during church?
have sex on the altar in the middle of a service. or kill the priest in front of the congregation. or both0 -
Divinyls - I Touch Myself .
to say to your s/o
Why haven't I left you yet?
To say to your best friend about her ginger child
(I have a ginger child)
when you step outside with your child "OMG!!!!!! She's ginger!!!!! you can't take her out in daylight!!!! what will people think???? and don't gingers die if you expose them to sunlight??"0 -
Whats the dumbest / craziest thing youve done while driving?
Have not done this...but the most inappropriate thing I can think of is eating with a KNIFE and fork in the car while driving!!!
Most inappropriate thing to do at dinner with inlaws
most inappropriate thing to do while driving: read a book, preferably a big one that stops you seeing anything in front of you
most inappropriate dinner at inlaws thing: "oh it's great how you've guys have always worked so hard to keep his self esteem high in spite of him having such a tiny penis. Does that run in the family by the way? I mean does his dad also have a micro-penis?"0 -
Hey not bad uncle Jim I thought you were banging my Aunt
Most inappropriate thing to say after someone looses a pet?
I'm a biology teacher, can I take it to school tomorrow so the kids can dissect it?0 -
question: ....most inappropriate thing to say to a salesperson at a shop when you're buying underwear?0
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question: ....most inappropriate thing to say to a salesperson at a shop when you're buying underwear?
How long do you think it would take to asphyxiate someone with these?
Most inappropriate thing to say to the fast food worker that greets you at the drive-thru?0 -
question: ....most inappropriate thing to say to a salesperson at a shop when you're buying underwear?
How long do you think it would take to asphyxiate someone with these?
Most inappropriate thing to say to the fast food worker that greets you at the drive-thru?
I'd like to eat your liver with fava beans and a nice chianti. I've blocked the exit to that little box you work in, and don't think the security guard will help you, because he's now in my freezer.
most inappropriate thing to shout in the cinema in a showing of Bambi when Bambi's mother gets killed0 -
Heck yeah light the grill!!
Most inappropriate thing to do while hearing your parents have sex?0 -
Heck yeah light the grill!!
Most inappropriate thing to do while hearing your parents have sex?
Ask if you can join in.
Most inappropriate thing to do when in an full elevator?0 -
Most inappropriate thing to do when in an full elevator?
Press the buttons for every floor, then start fidgeting, shout "I can't hold it until my floor!" and pee in the corner.
Most inappropriate thing to leave behind on a public bench?0 -
I playboy and bottle of lotion
The most inappropriate way to introduce yourself to your parents new date, after a recent divorce with you other parent?0 -
I'm glad people as old as you can stay together and tolerate the other.
Most inappropriate thing to say to newlyweds?0 -
Sorry about the herpes. Both of you.
Most inappropriate thing to say to a fireman?0 -
Hey man think we could share the honey moon one last time...she is one hell of a lay!
and for the fireman one: How well done do you like victims?
Most inappropriate thing to do while driving passenger down the freeway?0 -
Start screaming "I wanna drive" while grabbing at the steering wheel.
Most inappropriate thing to say at a funeral0 -
Start screaming and grabbing at the wheel.
Most inappropriate thing to say at a funeral
she was always on her back
most inappropriate thing to say to an old person who just fell
(also just a suggestion, quote whom you are responding to and try not to respond to 15 of the previous, makes it hard to follow along)0 -
she was always on her back
most inappropriate thing to say to an old person who just fell
(also just a suggestion, quote whom you are responding to and try not to respond to 15 of the previous, makes it hard to follow along)
Will you see if you can find my contact while you are down there?
to say to the principal of your child's school?0 -
to say to the principal of your child's school?
Don't worry if you have to put him in the 'inappropriate touching' teacher's class, he's used to that at home.
Most inappropriate thing to say when someone asks "how are you?"0 -
she was always on her back
most inappropriate thing to say to an old person who just fell
(also just a suggestion, quote whom you are responding to and try not to respond to 15 of the previous, makes it hard to follow along)
Will you see if you can find my contact while you are down there?
to say to the principal of your child's school?
He may not have the best grades but he's going to be a future porn star, so it doesn't matter.
Most inappropriate thing to say to a Bishop?0 -
Most inappropriate thing to say to a Bishop?
So who did you have to sleep with to get your job?
Most inappropriate thing to say to MFP friend who deleted you?0
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