Would you eat poop to be skinny?

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  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
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  • ijohn001
    ijohn001 Posts: 166
    This is a bizarre concept.... we're taught our whole lives that eating crap makes us fat.... so, Noooo! I wouldn't. I believe it would have the opposite placebo affect on me.

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    Plus,..... there's the thing we've heard our entire lives... "Eat poop and die." another good reason to avoid that poop eating thing.

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  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
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  • Cindyinpg
    Cindyinpg Posts: 3,902 Member
    I will be charging $100 per pound of poop. Poop goes on a first come first serve basis HMU with a PM for details....sincerely your *kitten* distributor :happy:
    Post it on FB with a link to this study and you should do very well. Are you selling shares in this company? :tongue:
  • Railr0aderTony
    Railr0aderTony Posts: 6,803 Member
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  • usernamekelly1
    usernamekelly1 Posts: 1,941 Member
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  • 1shauna1
    1shauna1 Posts: 993 Member
    If it didn't taste or look like poop....and really did work....maybe!
  • terriblyn
    terriblyn Posts: 107 Member
    Mary Roach discusses this a bit in her new book, GULP. People DO get "poop transfusions" to correct bowel issues. Although I have not heard of it being done for weight loss, or by eating it.

    Heck, if I have "chubby" gut flora, I'd certainly like to know it and would have a poop transfusion if it would help me manage weight long term!

    I did eat a big chunk of the placenta (raw, in a berry smoothie) from my last pregnancy to help restore iron levels post birth (it certainly helped!) so I'm not opposed to eating a skinny person's ___ I guess, if they could capsulate it? Or I will just stick to a transfusion and keep the whole experience out of my mouth.


    Poop transfusion is the funniest phrase I have ever heard.
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
    Is it dried and come in capsules? Considering they allow a certain amount of bug parts, mouse droppings and other things in processed foods I figure I'm already getting a fair share.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
    I suspect many people would, in reality. Especially if it were offered in a form where it didn't taste like poo, such as a capsule.

    ETA: I think that study and a f/u study I read about could have really interesting applications, though.
  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    I will be charging $100 per pound of poop. Poop goes on a first come first serve basis HMU with a PM for details....sincerely your *kitten* distributor :happy:
    Post it on FB with a link to this study and you should do very well. Are you selling shares in this company? :tongue:

    Yes, 100 shares are open and bidding starts now! :smile:
  • Alluminati
    Alluminati Posts: 6,208 Member
    I did eat a big chunk of the placenta (raw, in a berry smoothie) from my last pregnancy to help restore iron levels post birth (it certainly helped!) so I'm not opposed to eating a skinny person's ___ I guess, if they could capsulate it?

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  • danger2oneself2
    danger2oneself2 Posts: 340 Member
    I did eat a big chunk of the placenta (raw, in a berry smoothie) from my last pregnancy to help restore iron levels post birth (it certainly helped!) so I'm not opposed to eating a skinny person's ___ I guess, if they could capsulate it?

    ummm...
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    This is a perfect opportunity to test my theory that absolutely anything is delicious when battered and deep-fried.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Only if it came from an elephant.

    Collection of that can go horribly awry...
  • TheBitSlinger
    TheBitSlinger Posts: 621 Member
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  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    This is a perfect opportunity to test my theory that absolutely anything is delicious when battered and deep-fried.

    Now, start marketing it to all the County Fairs in the States, and you're rich...
  • EricJonrosh
    EricJonrosh Posts: 823 Member
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    This is a perfect opportunity to test my theory that absolutely anything is delicious when battered and deep-fried.

    Now, start marketing it to all the County Fairs in the States, and you're rich...

    It will have to be on a stick. Good. No way am I touching it, so picking it up with a stick is perfect.
  • Nurse_Christy
    Nurse_Christy Posts: 276 Member
    Should not have clicked on this thread while eating lunch....
  • marvybells
    marvybells Posts: 1,984 Member
    Should not have clicked on this thread while eating lunch....

    yeah that was a bad call.

    Out of curiosity, what exactly did you expect to find in the "Would you eat poop to be skinny?" thread?
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    Should not have clicked on this thread while eating lunch....

    yeah that was a bad call.

    Out of curiosity, what exactly did you expect to find in the "Would you eat poop to be skinny?" thread?

    was thinking the same thing. Just like the two girls and a cup thing. I was suckered into that once. It's not something you wanna see twice.
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  • Nurse_Christy
    Nurse_Christy Posts: 276 Member
    It's like the train wreck you can't look away from. I knew I shouldn't, but
    I couldn't stop myself.
  • DashDeV
    DashDeV Posts: 545 Member
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  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    last one in eats poop

    wait...what did I just say? nevermind

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  • digbybebe
    digbybebe Posts: 25 Member
    Ha ha ha...this is funny...I am forever telling my kids to stop scratching their bums...they are both skinny little monkeys...now I know why...but actually I once saw that when they source bacteria for yog drinks like yoplait and stuff, they have to start their culture with bacteria from a healthy gut...which I supose is just the same bacteria that would come out in poo....and those drinks are so popular...all those people drinking poo shakes....well, not really but you know what I mean!
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    that explains why the actresses in 2 girls 1 cup are so skinny.

    I made it through about 8 seconds of that video before I screamed and jumped up from the computer. It traumatized me! Lol.
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    So telling someone to go eat poop, you can claim you are suggesting they go on a diet for a better health.
  • ryansgirl101302
    ryansgirl101302 Posts: 38
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    yeah....that!!!

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