Have you faked a pregnancy??

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  • LePetitCochon
    LePetitCochon Posts: 284
    1234798512_pregnant_woman_break_dancing.gif?w=640

    Juno?
  • TheRagnarok
    TheRagnarok Posts: 24
    Wow, that's pretty low!

    The only time I fake a pregnancy is when I'm out alone and it's dark. If there are unsavoury characters around me I just lean back a bit and put my hand on my stomach, because it's rare that someone would bother a pregnant woman (the only time I'm thankful I have a poochy stomach!)
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I really hope you are all joking.

    Bless your cotton socks.
  • JazmineYoli
    JazmineYoli Posts: 547 Member
    i faked an orgasm once...that led to a pregnancy....does that count?

    Too funny
  • CountryDevil
    CountryDevil Posts: 819 Member
    I faked an orgasm once that lead to a fake pregnancy once. Worse 18 mos of my life..
  • BeautifulScarsWECHANGED
    BeautifulScarsWECHANGED Posts: 749 Member
    i faked an orgasm once...that led to a pregnancy....does that count?

    Bwahaha!! I spit my water out on this one!! :laugh:
  • es513
    es513 Posts: 51 Member
    Only time I have ever "faked" is pregnancy is when I see people staring at my gut, so I rub it and put my hand over it to make it seem like I am preggo.

    Shame on me.

    Never again.
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Yep! I actually thought I was pregnant, but it was a hysterical pregnancy. I felt my husband and I were drifting apart until the "pregnancy". When I found out it wasn't real, I started faking it and wearing pregnancy bellies, but I wouldn't let him touch me. I REALLY had to keep going when I realized he was in love with the school's guidance counselor and might leave me. So then to make sure I could actually get one and fake it right, I tried to buy the baby of his pregnant student from the show choir club he coaches.

    Anyway, we got a divorce. =(
  • ChelseaM8726
    ChelseaM8726 Posts: 117
    That's how I get the closer parking space.


    ^^^ LMFAO!!!
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    It would never work with me....

    .......I just would get a " you are preggo AGAIN?"
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    Yep! I actually thought I was pregnant, but it was a hysterical pregnancy. I felt my husband and I were drifting apart until the "pregnancy". When I found out it wasn't real, I started faking it and wearing pregnancy bellies, but I wouldn't let him touch me. I REALLY had to keep going when I realized he was in love with the school's guidance counselor and might leave me. So then to make sure I could actually get one and fake it right, I tried to buy the baby of his pregnant student from the show choir club he coaches.

    Anyway, we got a divorce. =(

    *snort*







    I'm a Gleek too. It's OK :)
  • diodelcibo
    diodelcibo Posts: 2,564 Member
    They might as well just get some hcg
  • BoomstickChick
    BoomstickChick Posts: 428 Member
    Nope. But I think next month I might because it'll be frickin hilarious (seeing how I just had my 3rd kid a week ago). Ah, the fun.
  • ChelseaM8726
    ChelseaM8726 Posts: 117
    Yep! I actually thought I was pregnant, but it was a hysterical pregnancy. I felt my husband and I were drifting apart until the "pregnancy". When I found out it wasn't real, I started faking it and wearing pregnancy bellies, but I wouldn't let him touch me. I REALLY had to keep going when I realized he was in love with the school's guidance counselor and might leave me. So then to make sure I could actually get one and fake it right, I tried to buy the baby of his pregnant student from the show choir club he coaches.

    Anyway, we got a divorce. =(

    *snort*







    I'm a Gleek too. It's OK :)

    I was going to say.....I HOPE that was from a movie or something!!
  • YaGigi
    YaGigi Posts: 817 Member
    1234798512_pregnant_woman_break_dancing.gif?w=640

    This pic is funny but also oh so disturbing. ..
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    I hope my girlfriend doesn't find this thread....
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    At least once a year since the first time I ever had sex. How else can you keep a man?

    Oh!!! Then I have been doing it all wrong then.

    Right there with you :grumble:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    I tried it once...but everyone just told me I was bloated and constipated.

    I dont know why.....why............:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
  • Flixie00
    Flixie00 Posts: 1,195 Member
    Nope, but I am considering telling Transport for London that I am up the duff so I can get a "baby on board" badge and demand a seat on the tube during rush hour :devil:
  • Beckilovespizza
    Beckilovespizza Posts: 334 Member
    I did once to scare my sister to stop her hiccuping, it worked a treat. Won't do it again though, don't want to tempt fate!
  • sizzle74
    sizzle74 Posts: 858 Member
    http://wreg.com/2013/09/05/women-buying-positive-pregnancy-tests-online-to-trick-men/

    This is the type of crap that makes women steal babies from hospitals or worse.

    Huh? :huh:
  • angelique_redhead
    angelique_redhead Posts: 782 Member
    Never. I personally think karma would have bit me in the *** if I had.
  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    I really hope you are all joking.


    You're the father.

    I was going to wait till tonight to tell you but......public forums seemed like an original idea.
  • RunningForeverMama
    RunningForeverMama Posts: 261 Member
    No, it was always true for me. :laugh:
  • miranda_mom
    miranda_mom Posts: 873 Member
    This gave me a great idea for a side business, as I am currently pregnant.
  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    At least once a year since the first time I ever had sex. How else can you keep a man?

    Wouldn't surprise me!
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  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    as an April Fool's joke when I was 16. To my mom and my then boyfriend. Turns out, mom didn't laugh.

    lol i would love video of this

    maxwell_smart__confused.gif
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,893 Member
    I did once to scare my sister to stop her hiccuping, it worked a treat. Won't do it again though, don't want to tempt fate!

    That's a bit extreme. Couldn't you have just popped a balloon or something.

    And to answer your question, no. I had my first kid at 19. After that joking about pregnancy loses it's luster.
  • ehorn625
    ehorn625 Posts: 144
    hell to the no... remembering the real thing still gives me nightmares.

    I hear that! 3 real ones were enough!
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