Have you faked a pregnancy??
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At least once a year since the first time I ever had sex. How else can you keep a man?
Oh!!! Then I have been doing it all wrong then.0 -
hell to the no... remembering the real thing still gives me nightmares.
^^^QFT^^^ No kidding!0 -
I did it as an april fools joke to my sister and my mom when I was 20. 2 weeks later I found out I was pregnant. I will never do that again, Karma will get you for the next 18 years.0
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At least once a year since the first time I ever had sex. How else can you keep a man?
Oh!!! Then I have been doing it all wrong then.0 -
i faked an orgasm once...that led to a pregnancy....does that count?0
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hell to the no... remembering the real thing still gives me nightmares.
My thoughts exactly!0 -
I really hope you are all joking.0
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I fake one when a customer asks when i'm due :explode: really now lady? i'm not pregnant, i'm fat :grumble: but i'm too nice to say that so I just go along with it until they leave and continue on with my job.0
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I really hope you are all joking.0
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Juno?0 -
Wow, that's pretty low!
The only time I fake a pregnancy is when I'm out alone and it's dark. If there are unsavoury characters around me I just lean back a bit and put my hand on my stomach, because it's rare that someone would bother a pregnant woman (the only time I'm thankful I have a poochy stomach!)0 -
I really hope you are all joking.
Bless your cotton socks.0 -
i faked an orgasm once...that led to a pregnancy....does that count?
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I faked an orgasm once that lead to a fake pregnancy once. Worse 18 mos of my life..0
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i faked an orgasm once...that led to a pregnancy....does that count?
Bwahaha!! I spit my water out on this one!! :laugh:0 -
Only time I have ever "faked" is pregnancy is when I see people staring at my gut, so I rub it and put my hand over it to make it seem like I am preggo.
Shame on me.
Never again.0 -
Yep! I actually thought I was pregnant, but it was a hysterical pregnancy. I felt my husband and I were drifting apart until the "pregnancy". When I found out it wasn't real, I started faking it and wearing pregnancy bellies, but I wouldn't let him touch me. I REALLY had to keep going when I realized he was in love with the school's guidance counselor and might leave me. So then to make sure I could actually get one and fake it right, I tried to buy the baby of his pregnant student from the show choir club he coaches.
Anyway, we got a divorce. =(0 -
That's how I get the closer parking space.
^^^ LMFAO!!!0 -
It would never work with me....
.......I just would get a " you are preggo AGAIN?"0
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