Things you can tell your food but not your date.
desertSNOUT
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I'm so gonna eat you.
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I'm so gonna eat you.
Who says you can't tell your date that?0 -
If you can't tell your date that, you're dating the wrong sort of girl.
"Mmm...I love it pink and warm." Wait...nvm0 -
*horrified gasp*
Also: My you look oily!0 -
I propose a slight variation: Things you can SAY ABOUT your food but not your date.
"Well, that tasted terrible."0 -
1 medium-rare steak coming up!0
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If you can't tell your date that, you're dating the wrong sort of girl.
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"This could use some sriracha."
"I love that seared crust!"
"It is a little tough to chew."0 -
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( how do you post pics? )
*Gordon Ramsey voice*
ITS RAW!!!!!0 -
That sausage is so small. Can I get a bigger one? Or maybe just have two?0
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Please don't be vanilla!0
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"Ick, take it back!"0
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That did not live up to my expectations0
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That sausage is so small. Can I get a bigger one? Or maybe just have two?
Hahahahahaha0 -
"That certainly wasn't worth $10."
"Ugh, that tasted so strong it made my nose water."0 -
You make me want to throw up0
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I think this fish has spoiled.0
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It all looks so good I just want to put it all in my mouth at once
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It all looks so good I just want to put it all in my mouth at once
You wouldn't tell your date that?0 -
No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.0
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My mom's is better...0
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It all looks so good I just want to put it all in my mouth at once
You wouldn't tell your date that?
I wouldn't want to look greedy... or desperate. Also...I heard teeth hurt.0 -
I like the desperate ones. They get a second date.
And a little teeth never hurt anyone.0 -
"This could use some sriracha."
"I love that seared crust!"
"It is a little tough to chew."
Hahahah!!0 -
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"I didn't order extra cheese."0
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You'd go well with some fava beans and a nice chianti.0
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I love it covered in batter and deep-fried 0
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Hmmmm I'm going to need to be really drunk first...0
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