Things you can tell your food but not your date.

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  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
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    My mom's is better...
  • JoAnn3189
    JoAnn3189 Posts: 17
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    It all looks so good I just want to put it all in my mouth at once :)

    You wouldn't tell your date that?


    I wouldn't want to look greedy... or desperate. Also...I heard teeth hurt.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    I like the desperate ones. They get a second date.

    And a little teeth never hurt anyone.
  • JoAnn3189
    JoAnn3189 Posts: 17
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    "This could use some sriracha."

    "I love that seared crust!"

    "It is a little tough to chew."

    Hahahah!!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    "I didn't order extra cheese."
  • kaogirlup
    kaogirlup Posts: 22
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    You'd go well with some fava beans and a nice chianti.
  • JoAnn3189
    JoAnn3189 Posts: 17
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    I love it covered in batter and deep-fried :)
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
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    Hmmmm I'm going to need to be really drunk first...
  • JoAnn3189
    JoAnn3189 Posts: 17
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    Your sauce is lumpy.
  • Ed98043
    Ed98043 Posts: 1,333 Member
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    It's too rich for me.
  • DrBorkBork
    DrBorkBork Posts: 4,099 Member
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    I've been known to say "Dirty, sexy bacon."
    does that count? I don't think I could talk dirty to anyone (not even hubs. It just sounds so lame).

    "Pie. It fills the cracks of the heart. Go away pain..." -- Paul Blart: Mall Cop
  • JoAnn3189
    JoAnn3189 Posts: 17
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    If you don't let me eat you... I'll stab you with this fork.
  • desertSNOUT
    desertSNOUT Posts: 175
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    If you don't let me eat you... I'll stab you with this fork.

    We will be dining with plastic utensils ;)
  • PeanutButterLuver
    PeanutButterLuver Posts: 910
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    Ewwwww! There's a hair in it.
  • JoAnn3189
    JoAnn3189 Posts: 17
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    I'm down with finger food lol
  • x311Tifa
    x311Tifa Posts: 357 Member
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    That sausage is so small. Can I get a bigger one? Or maybe just have two?

    Ok, definitely made me laugh!
  • laserturkey
    laserturkey Posts: 1,680 Member
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    My mom's is better...

    LMAO at this

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