LADIES ONLY! (this will definitely keep the guys out)

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  • Sedna_51
    Sedna_51 Posts: 277 Member
    I recommend chocolate and homicide.
  • hummingbird71
    hummingbird71 Posts: 298 Member
    Lock yourself in closet with a big bag of chocolates!!! Wait... you may need 2 bags if your are like me! Cramps... I took 2 ibuprofen and that fixed me right up!
  • BusyRaeNOTBusty
    BusyRaeNOTBusty Posts: 7,166 Member
    Ok so i just got back from the gyno and he said I have something called testicles

    That sounds serious, you should get a second opinion.

    Or have them removed as soon as possible.
  • calibriintx
    calibriintx Posts: 1,741 Member
    174...I wonder how many gallons that is?

    Three. Three gallons. Ah ah ah.

    Not enough bikini gifs

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  • greenmonstergirl
    greenmonstergirl Posts: 619 Member
    Wait … you keep track of how many you've had? :wink: :laugh:



    Wow, I'm trailing the curve on this one. :noway: :sad:


    :bigsmile:

    I just did the math and I am now horrified. Don't do the math...

    I did the math!!!! 460! :sad: I was an early bloomer with no signs of it ending soon...shoot me now!!! I gotta be out of eggs right?
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
    Most people keep hash marks for the number of partners...you may want to switch to this...it would be a far more impressive story
  • notenoughspeed
    notenoughspeed Posts: 290 Member
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    LMAO
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    I think I'm at around 238 because I didn't get my period for several years worth of pregnancies and breast feeding.
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    More bikini pics



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    New goal
  • sbbhbm
    sbbhbm Posts: 1,312 Member
    Ok so i just got back from the gyno and he said I have something called testicles

    Who told you you could take them out of my purse? Put them back immediately or it's spankings for you!
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    Wait … you keep track of how many you've had? :wink: :laugh:


    I never thought to count them until this thread. It's easy to calculate if you are regular and you know when you started...:laugh: OMG, I'm over 300 and I'm still alive! It doesn't seem like that many. Mine are really easy so it seems more like a few dozen than HUNDREDS! :tongue:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
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  • ninnyfurr74
    ninnyfurr74 Posts: 111 Member
    Oh nooooo! Is it fatal???


    Ok so i just got back from the gyno and he said I have something called testicles
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    Wait … you keep track of how many you've had? :wink: :laugh:


    I never thought to count them until this thread. It's easy to calculate if you are regular and you know when you started...:laugh: OMG, I'm over 300 and I'm still alive! It doesn't seem like that many. Mine are really easy so it seems more like a few dozen than HUNDREDS! :tongue:

    Yeah, I know :blushing:

    I'm only around 140 or so, ignoring the fact that I was irregular until I started having kids. Between kids and some of the b/c and all, I've gone more years without than with. TMI, I'm sure :noway:
  • WhoHa42
    WhoHa42 Posts: 1,270 Member
    Ok so i just got back from the gyno and he said I have something called testicles

    Who told you you could take them out of my purse? Put them back immediately or it's spankings for you!

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  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
    Drawing from my experience of 243 periods, I want to suggest chocolate:

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    It only took me 242 periods to learn that.
    My heart skipped a beat..i so want a piece of that :love:
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    I have no idea how may periods for me. I mean I have 2 bachelor's and 2 master's degrees. That's a lot of theses I have had to write. Not to mention class term papers. Plus there have been over 3000 forum posts. Most of which have had multipple sentences.

    That's way too many periods to even consider counting. I know what you ladies mean about the cramps. My hand gets cramped with all that writing.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    Ok so i just got back from the gyno and he said I have something called testicles

    pics or it didn't happen

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    thats actually a very loose and stretched out labia

    EDIT: side note, DO NOT google labia images...........what has been seen can never be unseen

    Googling "blue waffle" is far more traumatic...
  • butterpecan_ts
    butterpecan_ts Posts: 48 Member
    Staying away from sugar about 10 days before your period may help. It has helped some of my friends. It helped me so much that i got off of sugar, period!
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I think you should head for A&E / ER. You're bleeding. Maybe they can stitch you up?
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I think you should head for A&E / ER. You're bleeding. Maybe they can stitch you up?

    If OB's won't throw in an extra stitch or 2 after child birth, I highly doubt an ER doc will
  • LBNOakland
    LBNOakland Posts: 379 Member
    GET RID OF THE UTERUS! And the ovaries and the womb! Makes a HUGE difference!!! :bigsmile:
    I didn't lose 20 pounds like I had hoped, though!! :cry:
  • Lleldiranne
    Lleldiranne Posts: 5,516 Member
    I have no idea how may periods for me. I mean I have 2 bachelor's and 2 master's degrees. That's a lot of theses I have had to write. Not to mention class term papers. Plus there have been over 3000 forum posts. Most of which have had multipple sentences.

    That's way too many periods to even consider counting. I know what you ladies mean about the cramps. My hand gets cramped with all that writing.

    :laugh: :laugh:
    WIN
  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    *backs out slowly...*
  • Just_Scott
    Just_Scott Posts: 1,766 Member
    thought it was the men's room, dat nab it....apologies....didn't see much of anything....
  • BITEME_GRRR
    BITEME_GRRR Posts: 150 Member
    Yes, Chocolate. Just buy ONE slice, not the whole thing ::)
  • CandelLife
    CandelLife Posts: 127 Member
    *smh* @SpeSHul_Snofl LMAO! Yes, win... very creative!


    Anywho----

    I'm somewhere over 450 but lost count because as this thing finally ends and you're thinking "Yay me! Finally!" It can decide to go in to overdrive before it lets go of you. Remember all those months that felt like nothing compared to hell weeks where they were something? Yea, Mother nature has a sense of humor and gives everything back you missed the first go around before she lets go of you. So hang on, it's gonna' be a bumpy ride!

    AND EAT MORE CHOCOLATE!

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