Top 3 lies you tell on MFP

MB_Positif
MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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Just as the title says. It can be about anything. These are the only ones I can think of. Pretty sure other lies people tell will remind me of others I may have told. The rest of me is an open book on here. Probably too open.

1. I ALWAYS log 8 glasses of water. I probably vary from 6-10.
2. Sometimes I eat a spoonful of my son's crappy cereal (like tonight's Cocoa Puffs) and DON'T LOG IT! The shame!
3. My height. I may or may not be slightly shorter than 5'-2"
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  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    1. I like people
    2. I'm a people person
    3. People make me happy
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    1. That I am here to help rather than just sound self-important.
    2. That I am here only for the hot chicks and shenanigans. I also want to lose weight. :(
    3. I logged that I hate a full Hershey's dark chocolate bar yesterday. But I ate only half.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    1. That I am here to help rather than just sound self-important.
    2. That I am here only for the hot chicks and shenanigans. I also want to lose weight. :(
    3. I logged that I hate a full Hershey's dark chocolate bar yesterday. But I ate only half.

    You hate Hershey's dark chocolate? I :heart: it.
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    1. That I am here to help rather than just sound self-important.
    2. That I am here only for the hot chicks and shenanigans. I also want to lose weight. :(
    3. I logged that I hate a full Hershey's dark chocolate bar yesterday. But I ate only half.

    I usually have a special dark smothered in crunchy penaut butter every night. I haven't had to pick my son up from work for over a week, so I haven't had one in as long. That sounds good right now.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    1. Of course I log everything I eat consistently!
    2. Of course I like Pop Tarts!
    3. Of course you don't look fat in that avi!

    Honorable mention: "10/10 would bang"
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    Oh and...
    1) I'm mean.
    2) I *kitten* to everyone's pictures on my FL.
    3) You logging in for 5 days is a big deal.
    4) these are the top 3 lies.
  • kittiesandfarts
    kittiesandfarts Posts: 101 Member
    Holy ****, I'm more honest on here than in real life! :frown:
  • SweetLilyR
    SweetLilyR Posts: 283 Member
    1. The spoonful of whatever I'm cooking or baking for tasting purposes...
    2. My real name...
    3. That's about it...I really tend to be an open and honest person...
  • skygoddess86
    skygoddess86 Posts: 487 Member
    My diary is closed, I have nothing to lie about.
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    i'm more social on here then in real life

    i don't lie i'm an open book. i'm up front that i don't count cals so no diary needed
  • TripZeros
    TripZeros Posts: 144 Member
    1. That I log everything I eat. Sometimes I'll give up trying to find the exact thing I've eaten and will log something else with the same amount of calories. Other times I leave out the random spoonful of delicious somethings.

    2. The amount of time I spend on my workouts. When I log my exercise, I don't pay attention to the time spent. I have a Polar HRM and I just put in the calories burned from that! I pay no attention to the actual length of time...

    3. That I've had certain meals at certain times. What's logged as "breakfast" might have been consumed for lunch... If I skipped breakfast, had lunch and then had a snack at 3:30pm that snack will definitely be found under breakfast.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    3. That I've had certain meals at certain times. What's logged as "breakfast" might have been consumed for lunch... If I skipped breakfast, had lunch and then had a snack at 3:30pm that snack will definitely be found under breakfast.

    I eat all day long so I should really just have one meal title called, "Pig"
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    1. I'm a kitteh.
    2. I'm 90.
    3. My profile says I log all my food, but I haven't in like 5 weeks because of relocation for work.
  • HacheraTsarine
    HacheraTsarine Posts: 278 Member
    1. I do not care that I'm not friends with the cool MFP clique.
    2. No, that calorie deficit ain't big. I use my TDEE-20%.
    3. I do not need MASSIVE doses of love and attention from people I'll probably never meet IRL.
  • Cranquistador
    Cranquistador Posts: 39,744 Member
    this is hard!!!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    this is hard!!!

    Haha, I know!!
  • SpeSHul_SnoflEHk
    SpeSHul_SnoflEHk Posts: 6,256 Member
    this is hard!!!

    Yeah. I had trouble too.
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
    Wow! We were supposed to lie?

    The only lie I tell is that my name is Allie. If people ask I tell them my real first name. Other than that I do what I say, and say what I mean. (-:
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    this is hard!!!

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  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    this is hard!!!

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    Well played.
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    this is hard!!!

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    Well played.

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  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    Only 3?
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Only 3?

    Or more if you like :wink:
  • DopeItUp
    DopeItUp Posts: 18,771 Member
    I'm not big on lying because I have a terrible memory. I can't remember them and it always bites me in the *kitten*.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    1) i'm not really a french model
    2) i'm not really an astronaut
    3) i'm not really a burro
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I'm not big on lying because I have a terrible memory. I can't remember them and it always bites me in the *kitten*.

    Haha, right? In retrospect, this might be why I choose to be so open...just so I don't get caught in a lie.
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    3) i'm not really a burro

    This one stings the most :sad:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    this is hard!!!

    Yeah. I had trouble too.

    There are pills for that.
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    I am a girl
    I am French Canadian
    And I do not live in my mother basemen


    Everything else is the truth
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    1. That I am here to help rather than just sound self-important.
    2. That I am here only for the hot chicks and shenanigans. I also want to lose weight. :(
    3. I logged that I hate a full Hershey's dark chocolate bar yesterday. But I ate only half.

    You hate Hershey's dark chocolate? I :heart: it.

    I meant had. It was a typo.

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