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Top 3 lies you tell on MFP

MB_Positif
Posts: 8,897 Member
Just as the title says. It can be about anything. These are the only ones I can think of. Pretty sure other lies people tell will remind me of others I may have told. The rest of me is an open book on here. Probably too open.
1. I ALWAYS log 8 glasses of water. I probably vary from 6-10.
2. Sometimes I eat a spoonful of my son's crappy cereal (like tonight's Cocoa Puffs) and DON'T LOG IT! The shame!
3. My height. I may or may not be slightly shorter than 5'-2"
1. I ALWAYS log 8 glasses of water. I probably vary from 6-10.
2. Sometimes I eat a spoonful of my son's crappy cereal (like tonight's Cocoa Puffs) and DON'T LOG IT! The shame!
3. My height. I may or may not be slightly shorter than 5'-2"
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1. I like people
2. I'm a people person
3. People make me happy0 -
1. That I am here to help rather than just sound self-important.
2. That I am here only for the hot chicks and shenanigans. I also want to lose weight.
3. I logged that I hate a full Hershey's dark chocolate bar yesterday. But I ate only half.0 -
1. That I am here to help rather than just sound self-important.
2. That I am here only for the hot chicks and shenanigans. I also want to lose weight.
3. I logged that I hate a full Hershey's dark chocolate bar yesterday. But I ate only half.
You hate Hershey's dark chocolate? Iit.
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1. That I am here to help rather than just sound self-important.
2. That I am here only for the hot chicks and shenanigans. I also want to lose weight.
3. I logged that I hate a full Hershey's dark chocolate bar yesterday. But I ate only half.
I usually have a special dark smothered in crunchy penaut butter every night. I haven't had to pick my son up from work for over a week, so I haven't had one in as long. That sounds good right now.0 -
1. Of course I log everything I eat consistently!
2. Of course I like Pop Tarts!
3. Of course you don't look fat in that avi!
Honorable mention: "10/10 would bang"0 -
Oh and...
1) I'm mean.
2) I *kitten* to everyone's pictures on my FL.
3) You logging in for 5 days is a big deal.
4) these are the top 3 lies.0 -
Holy ****, I'm more honest on here than in real life! :frown:0
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1. The spoonful of whatever I'm cooking or baking for tasting purposes...
2. My real name...
3. That's about it...I really tend to be an open and honest person...0 -
My diary is closed, I have nothing to lie about.0
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i'm more social on here then in real life
i don't lie i'm an open book. i'm up front that i don't count cals so no diary needed0 -
1. That I log everything I eat. Sometimes I'll give up trying to find the exact thing I've eaten and will log something else with the same amount of calories. Other times I leave out the random spoonful of delicious somethings.
2. The amount of time I spend on my workouts. When I log my exercise, I don't pay attention to the time spent. I have a Polar HRM and I just put in the calories burned from that! I pay no attention to the actual length of time...
3. That I've had certain meals at certain times. What's logged as "breakfast" might have been consumed for lunch... If I skipped breakfast, had lunch and then had a snack at 3:30pm that snack will definitely be found under breakfast.0 -
3. That I've had certain meals at certain times. What's logged as "breakfast" might have been consumed for lunch... If I skipped breakfast, had lunch and then had a snack at 3:30pm that snack will definitely be found under breakfast.
I eat all day long so I should really just have one meal title called, "Pig"0 -
1. I'm a kitteh.
2. I'm 90.
3. My profile says I log all my food, but I haven't in like 5 weeks because of relocation for work.0 -
1. I do not care that I'm not friends with the cool MFP clique.
2. No, that calorie deficit ain't big. I use my TDEE-20%.
3. I do not need MASSIVE doses of love and attention from people I'll probably never meet IRL.0 -
this is hard!!!0
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this is hard!!!
Haha, I know!!0 -
this is hard!!!
Yeah. I had trouble too.0 -
Wow! We were supposed to lie?
The only lie I tell is that my name is Allie. If people ask I tell them my real first name. Other than that I do what I say, and say what I mean. (-:0 -
this is hard!!!0
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this is hard!!!
Well played.0 -
this is hard!!!
Well played.0 -
Only 3?0
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Only 3?
Or more if you like0 -
I'm not big on lying because I have a terrible memory. I can't remember them and it always bites me in the *kitten*.0
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1) i'm not really a french model
2) i'm not really an astronaut
3) i'm not really a burro0 -
I'm not big on lying because I have a terrible memory. I can't remember them and it always bites me in the *kitten*.
Haha, right? In retrospect, this might be why I choose to be so open...just so I don't get caught in a lie.0 -
3) i'm not really a burro
This one stings the most :sad:0 -
this is hard!!!
Yeah. I had trouble too.
There are pills for that.0 -
I am a girl
I am French Canadian
And I do not live in my mother basemen
Everything else is the truth0 -
1. That I am here to help rather than just sound self-important.
2. That I am here only for the hot chicks and shenanigans. I also want to lose weight.
3. I logged that I hate a full Hershey's dark chocolate bar yesterday. But I ate only half.
You hate Hershey's dark chocolate? Iit.
I meant had. It was a typo.0
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