Top 3 lies you tell on MFP

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    I'm pretty honest on here...what's the point in lying??

    hi.

    i'm a French model.

    bonjour!
  • simsburyjet
    simsburyjet Posts: 999 Member
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    I am on this site to log exercise and calories
    not here to look at bikini pics
    not here to look at women
    not here to talk with women
  • gracielynn1011
    gracielynn1011 Posts: 726 Member
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    1. I'm only here to get healthy.
    2. I am happier with myself now.
    3. I don't get jealous when hubby looks at other women.

    Wrong. Also, my name is not Gracielynn.
  • bcattoes
    bcattoes Posts: 17,299 Member
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    1. I do not care that I'm not friends with the cool MFP clique.
    2. No, that calorie deficit ain't big. I use my TDEE-20%.
    3. I do not need MASSIVE doses of love and attention from people I'll probably never meet IRL.

    There is a "cool MFP clique"????
  • barbie3000
    barbie3000 Posts: 73 Member
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    I lie by omission almost every time I don't call someone stupid.

    This!! :)
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
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    err the height one... I say 5'1" for convenience but I'm actually 5 feet and three quarters of an inch and 154cm (as opposed to 155cm, which is what the online converters convert 5'1" to). But I don't lie in centimetres because I only do that with the inches because I can't be bothered to type "and three quarters of an inch" every bloody time. Also, mathematically speaking, three quarters is more than half therefore I'm allowed to round up so it's not really a lie. In fact, following that rule of mathematics, I could say that I'm 2 metres tall to the nearest metre and not be lying.

    I am 2 metres tall* and I love maths.

    *to the nearest metre.
  • Jo_permiegirl
    Jo_permiegirl Posts: 38 Member
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    I try not to lie anywhere but I think here I am pretty straight. There are some that I think oh, hello show off ! but I think I'm just jealous
  • EmilyOfTheSun
    EmilyOfTheSun Posts: 1,548 Member
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    Sometimes I don't log diet drinks. I almost never log 0 calorie seasonings. Does that count as a lie?
  • azzkikin
    azzkikin Posts: 458 Member
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    1- Clip my toenails from left to right.
    That's just not true, I bite those *kitten* off.

    2- I tie my shoes before I wash my truck and then re tie them after to see if I will tie them differently.
    That's not true, I don't wash my truck

    3- I grow a couple inches and lose a bunch of pounds with every avatar I post.
    False also, I am just as ruggedly handsome in real life.
  • mumblemagic
    mumblemagic Posts: 1,090 Member
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    1. That I only ate 100g of nutella last night, and not half the pot (ok ok a bit more than half the pot as the boyf doesn't have the same capacity for choc as me)
    2. That cooking counts as excercise
    3. That 1600 cal is the right calore target for me (but hey, i have a good excuse - crap blood sugar control)

    Edit:
    4. I don't log some drinks, including lots of water (i really do drink about 3 litres of water per day), several cups of tea with milk, and wine/beer/alcoholic drinks.
  • ginakiki
    ginakiki Posts: 226 Member
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    I love it....I always laugh when I see that lol
  • Tiernan1212
    Tiernan1212 Posts: 797 Member
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    3. I only weigh myself once a week. i actually weigh every day, i only plug it in to MFP once a week.

    This.

    Otherwise I'm more honest here than IRL. It's easy to tell the truth when I know I'm probably never going to meet any of you in person. Not that you all aren't very awesome people, but it's just not likely.
  • eloisenetball
    eloisenetball Posts: 13
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    1. If I make a dessert and eat it I will scroll through the calories to check which option has the least calories in before choosing it.
    2. I started MFP ages ago so had to reset my weight and then reset the whole account so I actually have lost the 10lbs which I have indeed.
    3. I have just changed to sedentary as I am officially unemployed but I WILL add any and all exercise/walk that I do now! (it was a lie that I put down lightly active, because at the moment I'm not).
  • ginakiki
    ginakiki Posts: 226 Member
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    There are NO lies here........ This is the Internet

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    Bonjour!!!!!



    I love it!!!
  • eloisenetball
    eloisenetball Posts: 13
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    Sir, this is rather creepy!
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
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    1- Clip my toenails from left to right.
    That's just not true, I bite those *kitten* off.

    2- I tie my shoes before I wash my truck and then re tie them after to see if I will tie them differently.
    That's not true, I don't wash my truck

    3- I grow a couple inches and lose a bunch of pounds with every avatar I post.
    False also, I am just as ruggedly handsome in real life.

    Your lies are FUN!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    Mainly just 1: That my name is Al . . . while my name starts with Al that's not my full name :ohwell:
  • Goal175lbs
    Goal175lbs Posts: 21 Member
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    I don't lie on here, but the lies I see are...

    1. Maybe you gained weight because you're putting on muscle.

    2. Maybe you aren't losing weight because you're in starvation mode.

    3. Non-scale victories are somehow better than seeing the scale drop.
  • VeganLexi
    VeganLexi Posts: 960 Member
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    1)10/10
    2)9/10
    3)8/10

    :laugh:
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
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    1. Yes, I'd bang you.
    2. Sure I'll Kik you topless pics.
    3. I'm not a man.

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