Top 3 lies you tell on MFP

I am on this site to log exercise and calories
not here to look at bikini pics
not here to look at women
not here to talk with women

1. I do not care that I'm not friends with the cool MFP clique.
2. No, that calorie deficit ain't big. I use my TDEE-20%.
3. I do not need MASSIVE doses of love and attention from people I'll probably never meet IRL.

There is a "cool MFP clique"????

err the height one... I say 5'1" for convenience but I'm actually 5 feet and three quarters of an inch and 154cm (as opposed to 155cm, which is what the online converters convert 5'1" to). But I don't lie in centimetres because I only do that with the inches because I can't be bothered to type "and three quarters of an inch" every bloody time. Also, mathematically speaking, three quarters is more than half therefore I'm allowed to round up so it's not really a lie. In fact, following that rule of mathematics, I could say that I'm 2 metres tall to the nearest metre and not be lying.

I am 2 metres tall* and I love maths.

*to the nearest metre.

Sometimes I don't log diet drinks. I almost never log 0 calorie seasonings. Does that count as a lie?

1. That I only ate 100g of nutella last night, and not half the pot (ok ok a bit more than half the pot as the boyf doesn't have the same capacity for choc as me)
2. That cooking counts as excercise
3. That 1600 cal is the right calore target for me (but hey, i have a good excuse - crap blood sugar control)

Edit:
4. I don't log some drinks, including lots of water (i really do drink about 3 litres of water per day), several cups of tea with milk, and wine/beer/alcoholic drinks.

3. I only weigh myself once a week. i actually weigh every day, i only plug it in to MFP once a week.

This.

Otherwise I'm more honest here than IRL. It's easy to tell the truth when I know I'm probably never going to meet any of you in person. Not that you all aren't very awesome people, but it's just not likely.

There are NO lies here........ This is the Internet



Bonjour!!!!!

I love it!!!

I don't lie on here, but the lies I see are...

1. Maybe you gained weight because you're putting on muscle.

2. Maybe you aren't losing weight because you're in starvation mode.

3. Non-scale victories are somehow better than seeing the scale drop.

1. Yes, I'd bang you.
2. Sure I'll Kik you topless pics.
3. I'm not a man.

1. I will never judge what you eat, EVER.
2. Hey, it's OK--if you feel cleaning for 30 minutes is worth logging as an exercise, then I won't question it. Nor will I show my boyfriend and laugh about it with him.
3. Water with a drop of Mio is still water, and will be counted as such.

3. That I've had certain meals at certain times. What's logged as "breakfast" might have been consumed for lunch... If I skipped breakfast, had lunch and then had a snack at 3:30pm that snack will definitely be found under breakfast.

Snap I dont lie on MFP as the only person I am cheating is myself, also I dont know anyone on here! so on Facebook I have to be super happy all the time or I get judged and talked about so I always censor myself, on here I can be totally honest because I have never met any of you face to face

The only thing that isnt 100% truthful is what time of day I ate certain things, I plan a days worth of food and pack a lunch box, sometimes I eat it all in the morning and fill up on water in the afternoon sometimes I eat it all in the afternoon sometimes its spread out lol

Always late to the parties:
1) My name is totally Janice and I didn't just pick the most unattractive name from my childhood classmates
2) I'm not in your forums, lurking your diaries, or judging you while I eat candy at work because I am totally not a hypocrite
3) I don't need MFP encouragement, because, I got this