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Confessions
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I hate uni but if i quit ill feel like a failure, I hate it because its been 2.5 years i still got 12 months left and i need a job sick of being a student but at the same time I know this will get me further than quitting omg my head hurts!0
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1. Watching 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' is a guilty pleasure of mine.
2. I absolutely LOATHE excercising.
3. Coffee tastes disgusting. No matter how much cream or sugar added!
4. I hate all social media except for Tumblr.
5. I think college is over-rated & one of the biggest scams.
6. I wish Phineas & Ferb were my brothers.
7. Ever since i was a child, i have a natural gift to see & speak to the paranormal.
8. I
being single!
9. I watch re-runs of Full House JUST to admire Uncle Jesse
10. Marriages are a joke to me.
11. I want me & Harry Styles to be secret f--- buddies.
12. Beyonce is over-rated & ugly to me.
13. Women with insanely huge butts remind me of centaurs.
14. I am VERY vain about my looks.
15. I use my looks to my advantage to get ahead alot.
16. I being around other very attractive & gorgeous people. 0 -
I am 26 but I still love watching teenage mutant ninja turtles!
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My boyfriends dumped me and kicked me out of our apartment and now I am essentially homeless with nowhere to go because I left my home to move to Fresno with him...I'm miles away from home and I could honestly smash his head into a speeding train without feeling remorse.
check on the laws, he can't just legally kick you out like that after letting you establish residence.0 -
I have ot confess it has been happening to me too...I have been getting horny when i run and do planks
planks while horny is cheating - for guys, that is0 -
I've gotten emotional in advance over Breaking Bad's nearing finale.
I also cried my eyes out like my whole family died at the end of Toy Story 3.
Overall fiction is way too hardcore for me.0 -
Planks while horny: the leading cause of Flat Top **** Syndrome.I have ot confess it has been happening to me too...I have been getting horny when i run and do planks
planks while horny is cheating - for guys, that is0 -
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I hate the move Grease...hate it with a purple passion!0
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1. I think i might be suffering from orthorexia.
2. I secretly love being a health nut.
3. Whenever i slip up & eat junk/fast "food", i feel like i've let poison back into my body & purge it out.
4. I'm a serious Tumblr addict.
5. TUMBLR > Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, & Vine!
6. I'm NEVER getting married.
7. I'm NEVER having children. I truly & honestly don't want to bring them into this evil hellhole of a world.
8. I wish i could learn to squ!rt.
9. Everytime the ASPCA commercial comes on, i have to immediately change the channel :sad:
10. I secretly take pleasure in Incubus attacks.0 -
one of these didnt fit in so I thought I'd pick haha
8. I wish i could learn to squ!rt.
Sometimes I'd like to just drop everything and walk away.0 -
10. I secretly take pleasure in Incubus attacks.
Me too, but only if Brandon Boyd is doing the attacking...0 -
1. I think i might be suffering from orthorexia.
2. I secretly love being a health nut.
3. Whenever i slip up & eat junk/fast "food", i feel like i've let poison back into my body & purge it out.
4. I'm a serious Tumblr addict.
5. TUMBLR > Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, & Vine!
6. I'm NEVER getting married.
7. I'm NEVER having children. I truly & honestly don't want to bring them into this evil hellhole of a world.
8. I wish i could learn to squ!rt.
9. Everytime the ASPCA commercial comes on, i have to immediately change the channel :sad:
10. I secretly take pleasure in Incubus attacks.
Cool Story u can stop now0 -
I *kitten* while looking at...oh wait, wrong website0
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I think that my recent vacation made me want to become Tanorexic. So far I'm fighting it, but as the weather gets colder, I may have to visit a tanning bed. Eek!!
Also, I have Alfonso Ribeiro tied up in my basement.0 -
I think that my recent vacation made me want to become Tanorexic. So far I'm fighting it, but as the weather gets colder, I may have to visit a tanning bed. Eek!!
Also, I have Alfonso Ribeiro tied up in my basement.
Wait then who do I have tied up in my basement???0 -
I laugh when people fart!0
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I let my kids watch way too much TV during the day - at least it's all PBS...oh, and I sometimes take credit for teaching them the stuff they learned on there.
While they're watching TV, I'm usually curled up with them on the couch reading a book or watching something on Netflix while knitting.
I've sometimes eaten WAY over my calories late at night after I've already completed my food tracker and i don't log those calories.
I'm OCD about my to-do lists and Excel spreadsheets - my Christmas gift lists are color coordinated and everything!
I HATE cleaning, exercising, and doing anything that keeps me from finishing a good book.
I'm currently apprenticing under an ex-nun/nurse/prison guard in leather work to make BDSM items to sell at the regional FetFlea...
More than once, I've blamed my kids for the missing treats/cookies/gummies/brownies/etc.... Yeah, I'm a bad bad parent.0 -
I know I posted before, but...
I have two secret dreams for when I lose weight. I want to either:
A) Be a roller derby girl
or
Play women's ice hockey after I move to Michigan. 0 -
I LOATHE thugs, gangbangers, & rude loud ghetto hoodrats! I will NEVER have ANY sympathy for them.
SorryNOTsorry
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I'm really a 40 something, married man, with two kids, little debt, decent income, and I am really content with myself. I have no clue why I think I need to lose weight and such.0
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I didn't read any comment after OP's. :indifferent:0
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I'm drinking Devil's Cut right now0
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I pee in the gym shower, but not in my own.0
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I'm a Supernatural and The Golden Girls fan. Judge me, I don't care.
I love Supernatural
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I think the old guy who dries his balls with the hair dryer with one leg up on the bench in my gyms locker room is a comedic genius. Especially when he tries to talk to people while he's doing it. I hope when I'm his age I will have the balls to screw with people like that.0
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I also cried my eyes out like my whole family died at the end of Toy Story 3.
Me.Too. I was NOT expecting that movie to be that ridiculously sad! 0 -
I can barely get myself to give a **** about my classes here at college.0
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I watch Disney movies even when the grand kids aren't here....0
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I've seen Jerry McGuire like 10 times. I get a lump in my throat when the whole "you had me at hello" scene comes on. I think I'm getting old.
Glad I'm not the only one...:grumble:
I *wish* I could cry at a movie! I used to bawl at the drop of a hat (commercials, whatever), but all my tears are done I guess (not a good thing i think)
I dare you to take on My Sister's Keeper! If you can not cry during that movie, then there's really something wrong. Time to see a shrink. Lol0
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