Polygamy: Looking for Three Husbands

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  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I am willing to take on three men for "Husband" material.

    Sa-weet! Three of us drinking beer, not taking out the trash, not putting the lid down. Just think about all the mud we'll track in when we all come back from fishing. Can you bring all of us beers during football games? I have one friend with a wife that brings him all kinds of stuff during game time but when I ask she says "I'm not your wife. Get it yourself." This would totally fix that problem.

    Three is a good number for sharing too. We each have one week with you and you get one week to yourself (TOM) while we all leave for a fishing/hunting adventure.

    I KNEW there were many reasons we are friends! This proves it! :flowerforyou:
  • GorillaNJ
    GorillaNJ Posts: 4,024 Member
    I am willing to take on three men for "Husband" material.

    Sa-weet! Three of us drinking beer, not taking out the trash, not putting the lid down. Just think about all the mud we'll track in when we all come back from fishing. Can you bring all of us beers during football games? I have one friend with a wife that brings him all kinds of stuff during game time but when I ask she says "I'm not your wife. Get it yourself." This would totally fix that problem.

    Three is a good number for sharing too. We each have one week with you and you get one week to yourself (TOM) while we all leave for a fishing/hunting adventure.

    So you're saying each husband only gets laid 1 week out of the month?? That would not fly in my house LOL

    I would imagine it would be more like a tag team wrestling match... tag me in bro!
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
    Sometimes having one man isn't enough, I couldn't wait with 3!

    fixed it for you
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    I am willing to take on three men for "Husband" material.

    Sa-weet! Three of us drinking beer, not taking out the trash, not putting the lid down. Just think about all the mud we'll track in when we all come back from fishing. Can you bring all of us beers during football games? I have one friend with a wife that brings him all kinds of stuff during game time but when I ask she says "I'm not your wife. Get it yourself." This would totally fix that problem.

    Three is a good number for sharing too. We each have one week with you and you get one week to yourself (TOM) while we all leave for a fishing/hunting adventure.

    So you're saying each husband only gets laid 1 week out of the month?? That would not fly in my house LOL

    I would imagine it would be more like a tag team wrestling match... tag me in bro!

    wow, way to make it REALLY weird......
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    I am willing to take on three men for "Husband" material.

    Sa-weet! Three of us drinking beer, not taking out the trash, not putting the lid down. Just think about all the mud we'll track in when we all come back from fishing. Can you bring all of us beers during football games? I have one friend with a wife that brings him all kinds of stuff during game time but when I ask she says "I'm not your wife. Get it yourself." This would totally fix that problem.

    Three is a good number for sharing too. We each have one week with you and you get one week to yourself (TOM) while we all leave for a fishing/hunting adventure.

    So you're saying each husband only gets laid 1 week out of the month?? That would not fly in my house LOL

    I would imagine it would be more like a tag team wrestling match... tag me in bro!

    ahhh, so sloppy seconds AND thirds
  • polo571
    polo571 Posts: 708 Member
    They already have that. Its called Plentyofffish.
  • K_Serz
    K_Serz Posts: 1,299 Member
    Sometimes having one man is annoying enough, I couldn't cope with 3!

    Sounds like hes not doing it right then.
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    You'd like me...I work around 70 hours a week.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    You can have mine. :laugh:

    Frees me up.

    And give us more time to plan the wedding

    Tru dat. I need 2 more grooms though to make it official.
  • PaleoChocolateBear
    PaleoChocolateBear Posts: 2,844 Member
    I am willing to take on three men for "Husband" material.

    Sa-weet! Three of us drinking beer, not taking out the trash, not putting the lid down. Just think about all the mud we'll track in when we all come back from fishing. Can you bring all of us beers during football games? I have one friend with a wife that brings him all kinds of stuff during game time but when I ask she says "I'm not your wife. Get it yourself." This would totally fix that problem.

    Three is a good number for sharing too. We each have one week with you and you get one week to yourself (TOM) while we all leave for a fishing/hunting adventure.

    So you're saying each husband only gets laid 1 week out of the month?? That would not fly in my house LOL

    I would imagine it would be more like a tag team wrestling match... tag me in bro!

    wow, way to make it REALLY weird......

    That's not weird no running into and hitting the other husband with a chair just to get in there, that would be weird
  • crackur
    crackur Posts: 473 Member
    Sometimes having one man is annoying enough, I couldn't cope with 3!

    Sounds like hes not doing it right then.
    apparently you haven't been married ever lol.......
  • rachelrb85
    rachelrb85 Posts: 579 Member
    I can barely handle one husband. You can have mine if you want
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    wow, way to make it REALLY weird......

    That's not weird no running into and hitting the other husband with a chair just to get in there, that would be weird

    actually I would be kind of into that..... whoever gets the knock out gets to knock out
  • devilwhiterose
    devilwhiterose Posts: 1,157 Member
    One is enough.
  • Morninglory81
    Morninglory81 Posts: 1,190 Member
    If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.
  • patrickblo13
    patrickblo13 Posts: 831 Member
    Sometimes having one man is annoying enough, I couldn't cope with 3!

    Sounds like hes not doing it right then.

    Next to every hot chick is a guy tired of F*ing her....
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    Sometimes having one man is annoying enough, I couldn't cope with 3!

    Sounds like hes not doing it right then.

    Next to every hot chick is a guy tired of F*ing her....
    True story.
  • DenyseMarieL
    DenyseMarieL Posts: 673 Member
    If I had to deal with my current husband in triplet form I think I would snap.

    And, that is alot of sex.

    Ain't nobody got time for that.
  • _Z3sty_
    _Z3sty_ Posts: 120
    Sometimes having one man is annoying enough, I couldn't cope with 3!

    Sounds like hes not doing it right then.

    Next to every hot chick is a guy tired of F*ing her....

    I can vouch for this!
  • AmberLee2012
    AmberLee2012 Posts: 540
    Hahaha, I love it! I would never want more than one husband though. I love the one I got, but I would watch the show, just like I watch Sister Wives.
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    Sometimes having one man is annoying enough, I couldn't cope with 3!

    Sounds like hes not doing it right then.

    Next to every hot chick is a guy tired of F*ing her....

    :frown:
  • Pixi_Rex
    Pixi_Rex Posts: 1,676 Member
    I am glad everyone here understands how polygamy works.:noway: :ohwell:
  • Billsfansj
    Billsfansj Posts: 15 Member
    I don't Drive, Would I get free rides to work?
  • Shannonpurple
    Shannonpurple Posts: 268 Member
    If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.

    Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!
  • joyincincy
    joyincincy Posts: 228 Member
    see it makes more sense for a woman to have multiple husbands. Although biologically there would be question of paternity and generally male mammals dont like raising offspring from competing males.

    However, as a woman it would be adequate sex and financial security. We should create our own religion Church of Amazon Day Saints.

    LMFAO!!!! Your second post is even better - my husband can become a new member of the church!
  • Libertysfate
    Libertysfate Posts: 452 Member
    If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.

    Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!

    Amen!

    And LOL best post I've read today.
  • DBiddle69
    DBiddle69 Posts: 682 Member
    Been there, done that.
    Not worth the price of the t-shirt.

    Now, if TLC would pay me to film My 5 Lesbian Wives (Me being the lead/Alpha)... well that might be interesting!!

    :love:

    I'm willing to be the camera man for this one!
  • ChristinaOrtiz23
    ChristinaOrtiz23 Posts: 1,546 Member
    Been there, done that.
    Not worth the price of the t-shirt.

    Now, if TLC would pay me to film My 5 Lesbian Wives (Me being the lead/Alpha)... well that might be interesting!!

    :love:


    i would watch that lol
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    Sometimes having one man is annoying enough, I couldn't cope with 3!

    Sounds like hes not doing it right then.

    Next to every hot chick is a guy tired of F*ing her....

    I can vouch for this!

    Yup, then you get into game mode... like... hmmm, I'll give her a pirate eye this time.
  • dbmata
    dbmata Posts: 12,950 Member
    I am glad everyone here understands how polygamy works.:noway: :ohwell:

    yup, it's like a lion pride.

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