Polygamy: Looking for Three Husbands
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Ooh did I hit a nerve? Are you saying that polygamy has some function other than creating a larger pool to pull from in the future?If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.
Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!
Since you can't, please tell me how a woman having more than one husband helps society.
Don't worry I'll wait.0 -
Speaking as a heterosexual woman, I've always felt that I needed a wife of my own! To do all the OTHER things we as wives usually get stuck with: cooking food that's actually edible, cleaning the bathroom so I can actually sit on the toilet, doing laundry without shrinking my favourite clothes, changing the toilet paper roll, cleaning the floor while I can still see what colour it is, cleaning the fridge before the leftovers have hair longer than mine...need I go on?0
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Next to every hot chick is a guy tired of F*ing her....
Hmmmm... I must be doing something wrong, because I've never tired of that.0 -
Speaking as a heterosexual woman, I've always felt that I needed a wife of my own! To do all the OTHER things we as wives usually get stuck with: cooking food that's actually edible, cleaning the bathroom so I can actually sit on the toilet, doing laundry without shrinking my favourite clothes, changing the toilet paper roll, cleaning the floor while I can still see what colour it is, cleaning the fridge before the leftovers have hair longer than mine...need I go on?
I'm confused as to how men can't do these things?????? except maybe the laundry, they are kinda clueless there....0 -
I dont know, I think I wouldnt mind having sister wives and one husband. I then wouldnt have to babysit the husband the whole time. I really enjoy my own time. Some men can be clingers.:glasses:0
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Ooh did I hit a nerve? Are you saying that polygamy has some function other than creating a larger pool to pull from in the future?If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.
Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!
Since you can't, please tell me how a woman having more than one husband helps society.
Don't worry I'll wait.
what the actual ****?
calm down bro.0 -
I don't get the polygamy thing at all. Being completely honest, I feel like a ****ing champ if I can manage to please one woman with any regularity. Three would be like... no, sorry.
Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.0 -
I'm confused as to how men can't do these things?????? except maybe the laundry, they are kinda clueless there....
They never met my mother!0 -
I don't get the polygamy thing at all. Being completely honest, I feel like a ****ing champ if I can manage to please one woman with any regularity. Three would be like... no, sorry.
Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.
LOL @ the lawnmower analogy. ur doin it wrong.0 -
Speaking as a heterosexual woman, I've always felt that I needed a wife of my own! To do all the OTHER things we as wives usually get stuck with: cooking food that's actually edible, cleaning the bathroom so I can actually sit on the toilet, doing laundry without shrinking my favourite clothes, changing the toilet paper roll, cleaning the floor while I can still see what colour it is, cleaning the fridge before the leftovers have hair longer than mine...need I go on?
I'm confused as to how men can't do these things?????? except maybe the laundry, they are kinda clueless there....
Never said they "can't"! Just in my experience most of them "won't". And before I get attacked for it, yes, I know some do, and better than women. But a quick survey of most of my women friends would prove that the bulk of them fit many of these generalizations.0 -
I don't get the polygamy thing at all. Being completely honest, I feel like a ****ing champ if I can manage to please one woman with any regularity. Three would be like... no, sorry.
Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.
Is that why my arm always hurts after sex?
Oh, wait... ...there was no woman involved. :sad:0 -
I don't get the polygamy thing at all. Being completely honest, I feel like a ****ing champ if I can manage to please one woman with any regularity. Three would be like... no, sorry.
Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.
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It is called polyandry.0
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Ooh did I hit a nerve? Are you saying that polygamy has some function other than creating a larger pool to pull from in the future?If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.
Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!
Since you can't, please tell me how a woman having more than one husband helps society.
Don't worry I'll wait.
I guess I was under the mistaken understanding that we are currently in a world on the brink of overpopulation... but maybe I was wrong...
I just wanted three husbands for fun and a big fat ol' why the heck not.... but you are right.. we have to take every.single.thing seriously and all.0 -
Ooh did I hit a nerve? Are you saying that polygamy has some function other than creating a larger pool to pull from in the future?If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.
Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!
Since you can't, please tell me how a woman having more than one husband helps society.
Don't worry I'll wait.
No, not at all I just don't think "people" should breed. I think most religions are part of societies problems as they are all outdated. I also think if you have more children it is in no way going to help "our" future. I think women are brainwashed into thinking they have to have children to be fulfilled as a women.0 -
So TLC is coming out with a third polygamy show centering around a man with his multiple wives. I think, in the interest of equality, it is necessary to show this from the other perspective. As such, I am willing to take on three men for "Husband" material.
I think this will be a good social experiment and am currently taking applications.
I'm in if there are still openings. Hell yeah. That way I don't have to be the target of all the nagging, and it can be spread between me and the other two.0 -
Ooh did I hit a nerve? Are you saying that polygamy has some function other than creating a larger pool to pull from in the future?If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.
Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!
Since you can't, please tell me how a woman having more than one husband helps society.
Don't worry I'll wait.
I guess I was under the mistaken understanding that we are currently in a world on the brink of overpopulation... but maybe I was wrong...
I just wanted three husbands for fun and a big fat ol' why the heck not.... but you are right.. we have to take every.single.thing seriously and all.
I thought your post was funny till that person got all about making babies which i think is a problem then they got mad at my post which is even funnier.0 -
It has good points and bad, just like any other relationship. I find the men get along a lot better than I would with another woman....just saying. :ohwell:0
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Ooh did I hit a nerve? Are you saying that polygamy has some function other than creating a larger pool to pull from in the future?If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.
Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!
Since you can't, please tell me how a woman having more than one husband helps society.
Don't worry I'll wait.
LOL I dont care about society I just want something in between refractory periods...G-d damn refractory0 -
Ooh did I hit a nerve? Are you saying that polygamy has some function other than creating a larger pool to pull from in the future?If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.
Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!
Since you can't, please tell me how a woman having more than one husband helps society.
Don't worry I'll wait.
LOL I dont care about society I just want something in between refractory periods...G-d damn refractory
Some of us don't have that. Evolutionary superiority.0 -
Actually, I thought I wanted this too until I figured out I don't know *kitten* about men and am easily confused by their actions and methods of communicating.
Thus, I will happily settle for ONE man, who does NOT want to get married but who DOES want a long term affair. I prefer someone who is able to communicate in in multiple sentences, is gainfully employed, is adventurous, fun and smart, takes great care of his physical and mental self and who thinks I'm DA BOMB. In return, he will have years and years and years of extraordinary "private time" and my complete devotion and attention.
Interested applicants may PM me. If more than one applicant qualifies, we'll discuss it as a team and perhaps work out a rotation schedule that appeals to all.
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I don't get the polygamy thing at all. Being completely honest, I feel like a ****ing champ if I can manage to please one woman with any regularity. Three would be like... no, sorry.
Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.
Awe :brokenheart:
*a little friendly advice google Hitachi wand it's always guaranteed a quick start0 -
Been there, done that.
Not worth the price of the t-shirt.
Now, if TLC would pay me to film My 5 Lesbian Wives (Me being the lead/Alpha)... well that might be interesting!!
genius...as long as there none of the tease and all of the please0 -
There we are mostly in agreement. My original was pointing out that there was reason beyond a physical desire to have multiple partners.
Ooh did I hit a nerve? Are you saying that polygamy has some function other than creating a larger pool to pull from in the future?If I'm not mistaken the argument for multiple wives is one man can father more children this way, quickly increasing the population of a culture. Unfortunately having one woman with multiple husbands does not provide this benifit. In fact it reduces the numbers of males available to father children which decreases ofspring making it so this culture would grow at a slower than average rate or possibly breed itself to extinction.
Just because you bleed doesn't mean you should breed!
Since you can't, please tell me how a woman having more than one husband helps society.
Don't worry I'll wait.
No, not at all I just don't think "people" should breed. I think most religions are part of societies problems as they are all outdated. I also think if you have more children it is in no way going to help "our" future. I think women are brainwashed into thinking they have to have children to be fulfilled as a women.0 -
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Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.
That's why you get 3 that crank in the first pull like a Husquavarna. Sounds like fun.
:drinker: :laugh:0 -
I'd rather have three wives. Not BE a third wife.
Have three wives of my own. One to cook, one to clean. One to do kid stuff!0 -
Mines up for grabs, take him....please0
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Although the thought of having several different wives on the surface sounds great from a sex and always being fed perspective, I have pretty much come to the conclusion that I cant even handle one SO in my life, much less multiple....no way! Other way around though, where I can have two other men shoulder the load with me?? Count me in...only 1/3 of the grief...sweet! 0
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Imagine trying to start a stubborn lawnmower. Now imagine THREE stubborn lawnmowers. And you have to start each of them regularly.
LOL I've used this exact analogy before!
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