YOU KNOW TOM IS ON HIS WAY WHEN....

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MyChocolateDiet
MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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You follow up your lunchtime slim-fast cookie dough bar with not one but two bacon avocado and tomato on sourdough sammiches...BAM! (This thread is dedicated to dav.)
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  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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    why didn't you put LADIES ONLY on it?!?!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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    ...he calls and is like "Baby, I'm on my way over."
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    mah bewbz hurt

    seriously, that's the only warning I get

    the emotional, anxiety powered roller coaster that makes my BF question my sanity comes later
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    I don't understand. Is this like a Tom Cruise joke?
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,867 Member
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    I have an employee named Tom and I can usually here him approaching...he has heavy feet and big shoes.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    why didn't you put LADIES ONLY on it?!?!
    because then the dedicatee would not be able to enter.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    Myspace is finally shut down?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I don't understand. Is this like a Tom Cruise joke?
    Awwww that's okay honey...with a handle like that all you need to do is stand upright there and look pretty.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    I freak out at everything anyone says to me! :tongue:

    I apologize to those that have experienced this... you know who you are. :flowerforyou:
  • DudeistPriest
    DudeistPriest Posts: 665 Member
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    Myspace is finally shut down?
    Just had to go there didn't cha....


    Do Tom and Bob hang out together?
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I have an employee named Tom and I can usually here him approaching...he has heavy feet and big shoes.
    big shoes you say?
  • Archive972
    Archive972 Posts: 12
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    Y'all are dirty.....................lol I love it!
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    Myspace is finally shut down?
    Yes...myspace is about to be shut down for 3-5 days.
  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
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    I get the dropsies. :grumble:
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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    220px-Tom_Anderson_Photo.jpg
  • nurit1979
    nurit1979 Posts: 88 Member
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    I have an employee named Tom and I can usually here him approaching...he has heavy feet and big shoes.

    lol nice!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,867 Member
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    I have an employee named Tom and I can usually here him approaching...he has heavy feet and big shoes.
    big shoes you say?

    yeah, they're big...but mine are huge...

    big+shoe.JPG
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    dropsies? no comprenay.
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    Y'all are dirty.....................lol I love it!

    no...you haven't seen dirty yet....

    trust me
  • Alex_is_Hawks
    Alex_is_Hawks Posts: 3,499 Member
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    dropsies? no comprenay.

    it's an old medical slang term for edema....

    originated in the UK

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