YOU KNOW TOM IS ON HIS WAY WHEN....

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  • suziepoo1984
    suziepoo1984 Posts: 915 Member
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    when the roomie gets hers. I never believed in cycles syncing up until I moved in with her.
    which is why i only roommate with men. no need for two angry beaches tryna share space. plus if u call male roomies boyfriend or husband they pay ur bills too.

    Lol..i agree
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
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    when the roomie gets hers. I never believed in cycles syncing up until I moved in with her.
    which is why i only roommate with men. no need for two angry beaches tryna share space. plus if u call male roomies boyfriend or husband they pay ur bills too.

    Tried it...They just told me to find someplace else to live.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    I eat everything. EVERYTHING.

    That cereal going stale in the back of the cupboard? Gone. Those popsicles that have been sitting in the freezer for a year and are now incased in solid ice? Gone.

    This is me.
    And also when Tom is on his way, everyone starts acting really annoying. The kids start playing upn hubby goes deaf and starts leaving stuff around so I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING AROUND HERE!!!

    AND I START SPEAKING IN CAPITAL LETTERS :(
    I WAS WONDERING HOW LONG IT WAS GONNA TAKE FOR SOMEONE TO CATCH THAT...but yeah..isnt it amazing how everyone else gets so synched up to be so stoopid and annoying at the same time every month. its mde me wonder on occasion if i was neo in the matrix.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    well ****. now that I know TOM is a man so many things make sense.
    yeah they both mess up ur panties....your plans...and your diet and only pregnancy makes them back off.
  • Jers43
    Jers43 Posts: 100
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    The old lady starts crying over dumb movies and wants to argue over everything....and stops making sense at all. T.O.M.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    :huh: :huh: :huh:

    Oh, ya, I'm in the wrong room :drinker:

    *backs out slowly*
  • PJ_73
    PJ_73 Posts: 331 Member
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    Funny TOM is a womanly issue, yet you are saying it is a man... " TOM IS ON HIS WAY WHEN...."

    All I do is eat chocolate for about 2 days. anything with chocolate. Breakfast, noon, dinner, chocolate!

    MENstruation.

    I turn into a nasty little %#$^
  • alliemarie77
    alliemarie77 Posts: 378 Member
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    I know when my bewbs get sore it's time for a visit.
    Oh, and if you don't think men don't have a "TOM" your wrong!
    The only difference is they don't have the "full affect". They do get mood swings though.

    I recommend midol for him and her! If your dude won't take it because it is a "woman's" med. do what I do.
    I scratch the name off the pill, and tell him it is a Tylenol. He goes to bed for a few hours and wakes up feeling better. (-;
    Your welcome!...lol
  • powerpuffgirl66
    powerpuffgirl66 Posts: 143 Member
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    I want to eat the world! And my clothes become snug. Fun, fun, fun.
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
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    ...it's been 14 days after I ovulated.
  • MyChocolateDiet
    MyChocolateDiet Posts: 22,281 Member
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    :huh: :huh: :huh:

    Oh, ya, I'm in the wrong room :drinker:

    *backs out slowly*
    ya c. way more effective than writing LADIES ONLY lol. Sersly tho tom is a male issue too...vicariously i mean.
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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    oooo i got another one...

    you know TOM is on his way when....

    every single female that you see on a regular basis starts getting theirs.
  • 43932452
    43932452 Posts: 7,246 Member
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    When ..

    I think of cheating ALL the time!
    I want sweets, fats, starches .. around
    the clock!! :tongue:
  • Still1Workoutatatime
    Still1Workoutatatime Posts: 250 Member
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    I get more frequent texts from the wife and they are not friendly.



    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
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  • tryclyn
    tryclyn Posts: 2,414 Member
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    dropsies? no comprenay.

    Hand me something and I drop it.
    I pick something up and I drop it.
    I try to set something down and I drop it.
    Dropsies.
  • TX_Rhon
    TX_Rhon Posts: 1,549 Member
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    When I want cheetos for breakfast!!! :grumble:
  • CannibalisticVegetarian
    CannibalisticVegetarian Posts: 1,255 Member
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    I can smell anything and everything---I swear I become Wolverine.

    Oh and I search the house in and out looking for even the tiniest ounce of chocolate.
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
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    :huh: :huh: :huh:

    Oh, ya, I'm in the wrong room :drinker:

    *backs out slowly*
    ya c. way more effective than writing LADIES ONLY lol. Sersly tho tom is a male issue too...vicariously i mean.

    I'm a woman :laugh: Just, saying it's not an issue anymore :wink:
  • 1dce
    1dce Posts: 238 Member
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    Brownies, donuts, cake, chocolate chip cookies warm and melty of course lol and then a long nap lol

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