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    What cartoon child are you glad you didn't parent?

    Posts: 162 Member
    edited February 4 in Chit-Chat
    Personally, mine is Dora the Explorer. Sure she tries to teach you some Spanish and she explores cool stuff but she's also kind of a b!tch. I mean, she asks, "What was your favorite part of this adventure?" AND DOESN'T LISTEN TO MY ANSWER. Not only that, but she has a bad habit of cutting me off... So selfish.

    On top of that, do you think she ever sat down with Swiper to see why he tries to steal stuff? Just sit him down and say, "What's going on, bro? Are you struggling with finances? Do you just want attention?" NO. Of course not. She just assumes the worst about him.

    Who are some of yours?

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    • Posts: 14,025 Member
      Any of the Xmen. Mostly out of jealousy.
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      Eric Cartman from Southpark.
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      Eric Cartman from Southpark.

      Oh god yes. Or anybody from Southpark for that matter.
    • Posts: 964 Member
      Caillou
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      Oh, and D.W. Or Arthur for that matter. Dude is such a suck up.
    • Posts: 805 Member
      Stewie from Family Guy. I'd have thrown his football-shaped head into a wall by now
    • Posts: 181 Member
      Bart Simpson
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      Does curious George count? I'd have shot him.
    • Posts: 162 Member
      Bart Simpson

      Ya know, as much of a trouble maker Bart is, he's definitely better than the Flanders kids, IMO.
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      Ya know, as much of a trouble maker Bart is, he's definitely better than the Flanders kids, IMO.

      That's because those kids were super creepy. Like kill you and eat you creepy. Or strange *kitten* fetish creepy.
    • Posts: 1,384 Member
      Dennis the Menace.
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      Marvin the Martian


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      Caillou

      This x100!
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      That's because those kids were super creepy. Like kill you and eat you creepy. Or strange *kitten* fetish creepy.

      Weren't they? And they were scared of everything!
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      CALVIN!

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    • Posts: 542 Member
      Does curious George count? I'd have shot him.

      He is a naughty little monkey, but he doesn't talk. That should count for something. ;)
    • Posts: 2,059 Member
      Smurfette. She's just an azz.
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      Christopher Robin.
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      He is a naughty little monkey, but he doesn't talk. That should count for something. ;)

      But he's always ruining things!!!! He made the Man in the Yellow Hat's life miserable!!!
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      Marvin the Martian


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      *GONG* I don't believe Marvin the Martian was a kid. :bigsmile:
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      And by the way, what kind of single adult male that owns only one set of clothing and lives in New York actually owns a monkey?

      More than a little creepy if you ask me.
    • Posts: 162 Member
      I would have to put in my vote for Angelica and Chucky from the Rugrats. I'm kind of on the boarder with Phil and Lil, so maybe I'd be happy being the parent of one of them and just not both.
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    • Posts: 1,625 Member
      Not really a cartoon, but Stephenie from Lazy town. Annoyingly athletic & into inappropriate adult relationships :huh:
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      But he's always ruining things!!!! He made the Man in the Yellow Hat's life miserable!!!

      I think this picture explains why he's always ruining things and why the Man in the Yellow Hat keeps him a round.

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      Straight out of a Curious George book...
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      I think this picture explains why he's always ruining things and why the Man in the Yellow Hat keeps him a round.

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      Straight out of a Curious George book...

      Curious George just got serious, bro.
    • Posts: 1,805 Member
      Bam Bam Rubble would drive me nuts
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      This x100!

      OMG...can't stand that whiny little brat!!!
    • Posts: 964 Member
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      OMG...can't stand that whiny little brat!!!

      I can handle every kid/animal mentioned in this thread, but I can't handle whiners. Omg, it's awful!!!
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      I can handle every kid/animal mentioned in this thread, but I can't handle whiners. Omg, it's awful!!!

      But mommy I don't want to play with Rosey...OMG....I can hear his voice...uggghhhh
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