use your best pick up line on anyone on here

latenitelucy · September 2013

On a scale of 1 to 10 you are a 9 and I'm the one you've been looking for.

jboccio90 · September 2013

Hi, I'm Eric............always seems to work

Your place or mine?

Cindy311 · September 2013

Is your father a baker? Because you've got some sweet buns. :laugh:

Mario_Az · September 2013

here iam what are your other two wishes

Ed98043 · September 2013

Let me cook you breakfast. Shall I call you...or nudge you?

zombiesalad · September 2013

If I were a Clefairy, I'd double-slap dat *kitten*.

VictoriousLion · September 2013

Hi. :blushing:

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JayStu · September 2013

will ferrell's is the one, it's just to hard to type

rAc_hEl · September 2013

I seen you outside standing and thought you looked outstanding. Oh god i got to be the most cheesy person on mfp right now

Mario_Az · September 2013

If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.

rje86 · September 2013

I heard your grades are bad.....I'm sure this D won't hurt.

april27kelli · September 2013

"If we were cockroaches, I'd have all 4 million of your babies"

I heard a girl say this in a bar once...

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pennelope515 · September 2013

Hey.

MNA76 · September 2013

I wanna do it to you.

soldiergrl_101 · September 2013

(Someone used this on me)

How much does a Polar bear weigh....Enough to break the ice, I'm Josh!

harvo · September 2013

One of my favorites.............

You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.

JovanValor · September 2013

@ Soldiergrl

What would be your excuse not too kiss me right now :P

257_Lag · September 2013

Does this damp cloth smell funny to you?

EddieHaskell97 · September 2013

Hi! Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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