Finally...Paleo Water!

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Acg67
Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
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So to answer the oft asked, what should count as water. The answer should be Paleo water and only Paleo water

http://www.alkaway.com/lp/paleo-water/

What to expect from AlkaWay PALEO WATER:

More energy as antioxidant molecular hydrogen floods your tissues.
Less aches and inflammation as you begin to experience the effects of alkaline balance
Ongoing natural detoxification through the extreme hydration ability of Paleo Water.
The return of your natural thirst as your body remembers its genetic blueprint and begins to operate from its natural ‘template’.
PALEO Water is bursting with the same energy of deep spring water; molecular hydrogen, our primal antioxidant.
PALEO Water is free of the hundreds of known modern contaminants that are affecting our life, our lifespan and our health outcomes.
PALEO Water is free of the bacteria, fungal organisms and parasites that still make it past our chemical defences.
PALEO Water is laden with beneficial alkaline minerals just like the water our ancestors sought out and valued so highly.

Paleo Water is unique: There is nothing else in the world like UltraStream Paleo Water.


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  • bacitracin
    bacitracin Posts: 921 Member
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    wat
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    So... you will take my overly processed water and then process it some more?



    Legit Paleo!
  • FitCurlysue
    FitCurlysue Posts: 23 Member
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    LMAO Oh good GOD. ::eye roll:: Anyone who believes this crock of crap is just as dumb as the people who follow other stupid weight loss and fitness advice out there.
  • theoriginaljayne
    theoriginaljayne Posts: 562 Member
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    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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    paleo water? like from a local stream, lake, spring, or mudhole?
  • silvergurl518
    silvergurl518 Posts: 4,123 Member
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    my head hurts.
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    paleo water? like from a local stream, lake, spring, or mudhole?

    Only Ty drinks from the mudhole!
  • AlsDonkBoxSquat
    AlsDonkBoxSquat Posts: 6,128 Member
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    I see that it's totally unprocessed after you process it.

    But can you also purchase it with the bacterial and other digestive issue causing upgrade just like my ancestors?
  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    I tried it, but kept dreaming I was inventing the wheel.
  • Acg67
    Acg67 Posts: 12,142 Member
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    I see that it's totally unprocessed after you process it.

    But can you also purchase it with the bacterial and other digestive issue causing upgrade just like my ancestors?

    Only $399, it's a steal

    http://www.alkaway.com/shop/ultrastream-black-silver-complete-system/
  • CyberEd312
    CyberEd312 Posts: 3,536 Member
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    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

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  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
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    SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

    OMG IS THERE FREE SHIPPING?!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Get OUT! I'm putting this on my Christmas wish list. :drinker:
  • cneb
    cneb Posts: 12 Member
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    Some people take paleo just a little too far...
  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • SLLRunner
    SLLRunner Posts: 12,942 Member
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    I drink 8-10 glasses of filtered water a day (filtered through frig at home, bottled at work), and I even drink tap water at times, and it's all pretty much free to me. Why would I drink paleo water when regular water does everything I need?
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
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    If I do crossfit I have to have paleo water... obv... that's how you get toned.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    that's not paleo...

    ...this is paleo!

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  • professorRAT
    professorRAT Posts: 690 Member
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    Some people take paleo just a little too far...

    If by "some people" you mean everyone trying to live as a paleolithic person besides an actual paleolithic person, then yes; yes they do.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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    I only drink breast milk. That's as paleo as it gets.

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