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    Be semi-honest with me

    Posts: 269
    edited February 4 in Chit-Chat
    If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, sack tap, or kick me in the b@lls?

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    • Posts: 115
      Thinking on it
    • Posts: 8,897 Member
      Haven't known you long enough yet. Depending on your approach I may pull out my stun gun.
    • Posts: 35,719 Member
      If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, or kick me in the b@lls?

      Hug you and steal your wallet....
    • Posts: 269
      Haven't known you long enough yet. Depending on your approach I may pull out my stun gun.

      LMAO, taser taser!
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      Hug you and steal your wallet....

      As long as it's a bro hug.
    • Posts: 1,179 Member
      I don't know you, so who cares. More importantly, why isn't sack tap an option?
    • Posts: 661 Member
      probably just walk by you and not ackowledge you whatsoever
    • Posts: 269
      I don't know you, so who cares. More importantly, why isn't sack tap an option?

      I'll add it to the list.
    • Posts: 6,998 Member
      Depends on if you're the man in the picture, or the shark in the picture.
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
      If you saw me would you punch, hug, stab, hug, kiss, make out, feed me grapes, or kick me in the b@lls?

      Well, this morning you invited me to screw, which is pretty personal. So I guess I'd feed you grapes.
    • Posts: 125 Member
      make out with the shark, and then feed you grapes while kicking you in the balls.
    • Posts: 269
      Depends on if you're the man in the picture, or the shark in the picture.

      Shark
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      Well, this morning you invited me to screw, which is pretty personal. So I guess I'd feed you grapes.

      What a trooper had to bang me AND feed me grapes.
    • Posts: 269
      make out with the shark, and then feed you grapes while kicking you in the balls.

      I think I'm in love :heart: :heart:
    • Posts: 1,893 Member
      If in doubt, always guess C.
    • Posts: 125 Member
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      I think I'm in love :heart: :heart:

      what can I say, sharks get me frisky.
      haha
    • Posts: 269
      If in doubt, always guess C.

      Yikessss
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      what can I say, sharks get me frisky.
      haha

      You too?
    • Posts: 16,414 Member
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      What a trooper had to bang me AND feed me grapes.
      Someone's gotta bite the bullet.

      My church will probably picket, though.
    • Posts: 125 Member
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      You too?

      Hell yes.
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      Someone's gotta bite the bullet.

      My church will probably picket, though.

      Yeah I know how you people get. I didn't forget.. :wink:
    • Posts: 1,404 Member
      Stab.
      In the heart.
      With an ice pick.
      :happy:
    • Posts: 644 Member
      I probably wouldn't even notice you if I am being semi-honest.
    • Posts: 269
      Stab.
      In the heart.
      With an ice pick.
      :happy:

      Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!
    • Posts: 1,179 Member
      Stab.
      In the heart.
      With an ice pick.
      :happy:

      ^^ Just made it move a little.
    • Posts: 1,850 Member
      I don't know you, but I am polite so I'd probably smile and maybe even say "hi" if we happened to make eye contact. Otherwise, I'd just keep minding my own business.
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      Suddenly I'm a vampire. Thanks buffy!
      Ice picks are metal. They won't kill vamps.
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      Ice picks are metal. They won't kill vamps.

      Damn you westboro and your thinking!
    • Posts: 231 Member
      kiss, hug and feed you grapes!!
    • Posts: 269
      kiss, hug and feed you grapes!!

      That's what I'm talking about....go on...
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