MAKE ME LAUGH - COMMON

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  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    How about:

    A few bricks short of a load.
    Bats in the belfrey.
    The lights are on but nobody's home.
    Did your mother have any kids that lived?

    Oops, sorry. You already said the lights on on . . .
  • mommared53
    mommared53 Posts: 9,543 Member
    Here's another one:

    Dumb as a stump.
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    not the brightest star in the sky...

    not the shiniest apple on the tree...

    or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
    *giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*

    um, the lights are on, but nobodies home....WHOOPS..what the heck is it w/ that one...we all are repeating it LOL

    for not so nice....well...

    someone had some "word that rhymes w/ witch" flakes today....
    or
    I didn't know trolls came out from under the bridge...
    or
    need a midol?
    :ohwell:
  • PhotographerOfNature
    PhotographerOfNature Posts: 452 Member
    Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:



    He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:



    He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:

    Hmm :huh: I can't seem to find mine either... help?
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:



    He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:

    Hmm :huh: I can't seem to find mine either... help?

    Like I'm gonna fall for that one again. :angry:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    An expression around here for someone his talks about their ability but never performs to that level.

    "all hat and no cowboy"
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member
    An expression around here for someone his talks about their ability but never performs to that level.

    "all hat and no cowboy"

    lmbo that's a good one!:laugh:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    An expression around here for someone his talks about their ability but never performs to that level.

    "all hat and no cowboy"

    I think I've dated him. :grumble:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    You put the itch in Beotch.
  • Vans
    Vans Posts: 388 Member
    SOMEONE IS NOT SO NICE:
    -She (he) is a BEE with an ITCH
    -what crawled up your @$$ and died?
    -"who *kitten* in your cereal this morning?"
    -Find a friend who cares. Better yet, find a friend!


    SOMEONE IS NOT SO BRIGHT:
    -they are "special"
    -ask "Are your parents siblings?"
    -Don't you have a terribly empty feeling - in your skull?
    -He/She's not stupid; they are possessed by a retarded ghost. (srry if this is offensive to anyone)
    -I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.
    -I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works
    -Don't think, it may sprain your brain!
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Not the brightest crayon in the box :sick:



    He/She couldn't find their butt with both hands. :bigsmile:

    Hmm :huh: I can't seem to find mine either... help?

    Like I'm gonna fall for that one again. :angry:
    :smooched:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    NOT SO BRIGHT:

    You are the reason cousins should not mate.
  • SoupNazi
    SoupNazi Posts: 4,229 Member

    or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
    *giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*


    *whispers to Shannon and Ali
    Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.lipssealed.gif
    {{giggle}}
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member

    or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
    *giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*


    *whispers to Shannon and Ali
    Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.lipssealed.gif
    {{giggle}}

    mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie. whistling.gif
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member

    or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
    *giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*


    *whispers to Shannon and Ali
    Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.lipssealed.gif
    {{giggle}}

    mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie. whistling.gif

    Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back. :angry:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member

    or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
    *giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*


    *whispers to Shannon and Ali
    Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.lipssealed.gif
    {{giggle}}

    mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie. whistling.gif

    Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back. :angry:
    I thought U couldn't find your back. :bigsmile:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member

    or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
    *giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*


    *whispers to Shannon and Ali
    Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.lipssealed.gif
    {{giggle}}

    mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie. whistling.gif

    Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back. :angry:
    I thought U couldn't find your back. :bigsmile:

    Oh no.... theres plenty of back (back fat, bra fat...) part of my booty was the first thing to go with the 9 pounds :sad:
  • ali106
    ali106 Posts: 3,754 Member

    or lol, and we loving say this to one of our best buddies...." we call her sunny, cuz she's sooo bright...:noway: "
    *giggles w/ shannon...yes its you know who*


    *whispers to Shannon and Ali
    Hey..who is it? I promise I won't tell.lipssealed.gif
    {{giggle}}

    mmm...no one you know, lammie-pie. whistling.gif

    Ok ok.... you guys can quit pickin on me behind my back. :angry:

    woopsie-daisy.....* gives shannon the uh oh look....dangles something shiney* hey look hon...a pretty sparkly!!! *rushes off*
  • calatibo
    calatibo Posts: 289 Member
    oooh, sparkles....

    if not so clever...more, done something annoyingly stupid at work i usually just ask them what kind of an idiot/moron they are....

    and start running, it's a good way to burn those pesky calorie thingys i keep hearing about
  • Poison5119
    Poison5119 Posts: 1,460 Member
    Here's another couple --

    Dumber than a bag of hammers.

    and


    Which one of your two brain cells got to work today.
  • TracyFace
    TracyFace Posts: 65
    For some one not so nice- Who peed in your Cheerios??

    For some one not so smart, well, actually this is one my brother used to describe my mom cuz he thought she was losing her mind- The cheese has slipped off her sandwich.
  • memaw66
    memaw66 Posts: 2,558 Member
    Not so nice: "Who peed in your Wheaties?"

    Not so bright: "Big Hearted" - My husband and I tease each other with this one all the time when one of us do or say something stupid, we say "Well, at least you have a big heart!"
  • TracyFace
    TracyFace Posts: 65
    Something I called my dog this morning,

    Dumb as a box of rocks!
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