Ode to Boobs

I'm not unhappy about it. The boobage that is being left is much nicer and seems to be returning up to where it belongs. It is nice to be able to walk into any store and find something in my size AND the matching panties.

Too funny

Yep at first I was glad they were getting smaller. At my highest, they were way to big for me. I felt like they walked into the room before I did.

Then it was good. They were just right.

And recently they left. They left with the last 5 lbs. They left behind little half filled balloons. What happened??

Ya know, I was thinking as I was doing laundry the other day.... "I wonder if anyone else is kinda sad about losing weight because they'll grow outta their favorite bra?" Because like, everybody has that favorite bra that's super sexy and fits right and makes the girls look fab-o-lous. And you KNOW you'll never find another one in that print/style/color EXACTLY like it in a new size......

but then again I have a bra addiction.... so I actually had to make a pact with myself that I couldn't buy another new bra until I sold 2 on Ebay.

Mine barely changed and I'm pretty happy with that. I liked them just fine the way they were/are. I'm not too big and not too little - just right for my frame I think - a solid C. :flowerforyou:

Dear boobies. Thank you for making all that milk for my babies. You saved me a LOT of money in formula milk and toddler milks, and also you saved me from so much hassle regarding all the bottles that I didn't have to wash and sterilise and all the formula I didn't have to prepare. You possibly stopped my older daughter from getting swine flu (long story lol) and no idea what other infections they didn't get or were milder because of you. Sorry that my babies didn't realise you had nerve endings and decided to try out their newly erupted teeth on you on occasion. But you survived just fine and carried on making milk anyway.

Anyway boobies, I respect your decision to get a lot smaller now that you've gone back to being a decorative feature rather than a milk factory and I've also gone from being obese to having a healthy body fat percentage, because I have 2 strong, healthy kids, and a healthy body fat percentage.

I like that, everyone should look at the positive side! :flowerforyou:

Dear Boobs,

I love you. Please don't go away. I know I cursed you before, but since I started losing you I've realized I was wrong. I took you for granted, and now my bra just doesn't feel right anymore...and bras are really expensive. I've been trying really hard to give you more attention with chest days, but you still choose to leave me. Why couldn't it be the love handles and not you? I thought we had something great. I mean free drinks, come on!


I know I'm not small in the chestal region, but seriously anyone else sad about losing boobage? I have a drawer full of expensive bras that I'm not happy about getting rid of.

YES.
I would much much much rather lose EVERYWHERE else. Does not seem to be working out as well as I would like, though.

Theres your problem! "Chest days" makes them smaller! You cant shape fat, which is what most boobs are.
I lost all my boobs back when i lost alot of weight, boob job to the rescue!

but then again I have a bra addiction.... so I actually had to make a pact with myself that I couldn't buy another new bra until I sold 2 on Ebay.

You sell your bras on eBay? You mean someone actually buys used bras?

People buy stinky old socks too! Fetish!

Haven't had significant boob loss yet. I don't think they are going anywhere

I really hope mine get really small lol, mine are huge and I hate them. Not much fun getting black eyes from exercising either :laugh:

huge eh? hmmmm! :laugh:

Yay, boobies!

But I'm waiting patiently for mine to shrink a bit. I'm at 44F. The smallest I've ever been was 34DD, and that was in 7th or 8th grade (at 5'6 - I'm 5'10 now). I would *love* for my boobs to become a bit more manageable. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that are normal-cut on other people without them seeming super low-cut on me. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that fit, even.

But I don't want them to be *too* manageable, let's be honest. I'd love to have about a DD, since I'm tall and have wide hip bones and a bubble butt somewhere under all that extra fat I've managed to collect in the last decade or so...

And if they ever went away completely, I don't know what I'd do! (Well, I'd probably seriously consider the aftermarket upgrades). I've cursed them and hated them and taped them down (and, yes, on occasion *up* - like during the entirety of my 20s) and tried to hide them and wished them gone, but they've always been part of me. And I hate that they're part of my identity in some way (I'm sure my fellow busties will understand what I mean), but they are. Silly things.

But really, who doesn't love boobs?

And why do I have the sudden urge to find the best-fitting bra and lowest-cut shirt I have and put them on?

Yay, boobies!

But I'm waiting patiently for mine to shrink a bit. I'm at 44F. The smallest I've ever been was 34DD, and that was in 7th or 8th grade (at 5'6 - I'm 5'10 now). I would *love* for my boobs to become a bit more manageable. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that are normal-cut on other people without them seeming super low-cut on me. I'd love to be able to buy shirts that fit, even.

But I don't want them to be *too* manageable, let's be honest. I'd love to have about a DD, since I'm tall and have wide hip bones and a bubble butt somewhere under all that extra fat I've managed to collect in the last decade or so...

And if they ever went away completely, I don't know what I'd do! (Well, I'd probably seriously consider the aftermarket upgrades). I've cursed them and hated them and taped them down (and, yes, on occasion *up* - like during the entirety of my 20s) and tried to hide them and wished them gone, but they've always been part of me. And I hate that they're part of my identity in some way (I'm sure my fellow busties will understand what I mean), but they are. Silly things.

But really, who doesn't love boobs?

And why do I have the sudden urge to find the best-fitting bra and lowest-cut shirt I have and put them on?

Totally get where your coming from. Mine are way too big and have had a love/hate (mostly hate) relationship with them since I was 13. I hate that it's the first thing someone mentions if they are describing you to someone else "you know the one with the huge boobs", I have a face,legs and a bum you know!! Lol

And why do I have the sudden urge to find the best-fitting bra and lowest-cut shirt I have and put them on?

You need the shirt I have on in my profile pic.....

I also have one that is gray and that low cut and says "My Other Rack Holds Guns"

Hahaha! Love it!

I really hope mine get really small lol, mine are huge and I hate them. Not much fun getting black eyes from exercising either :laugh:

huge eh? hmmmm! :laugh:

ha ha there is always one