Hi! I am looking for really attractive friends...

I take it you're not accepting requests from Wesley Snipes look-a-likes

I don't get why I am not allowed to have fun without people crying about it.
What a bummer.

Being a ***** is now = to having fun....Well, I must say you are excellent at "having fun" . :flowerforyou:

I'm writing this down so I understand the rules of fun going forward. You should teach a class to all young girls around 10 years old so they get the "mean girl" persona down pat. A+ to you!!!!! :drinker:

This made me much happier than it should have.

The best thing about this one is that the guy wasn't even doing anything.

Sorry, my bad. Maybe I took it a little too far then.. but still... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Have ya been on em candy again Kirsty.

always on the candy me!

Sorry, my bad. Maybe I took it a little too far then.. but still... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No. .you took it exactly where you wanted to. . unless you really think you're funny. . in which case.. yeah. .

You're not attractive.

Good luck though!

You're catty and you have bad hair. Have a great day. :drinker:

My hair is marvellous, but I understand you had to try and insult me.

it's stringy and lacks volume but if you're happy who am I to judge.

Maybe I can borrow that oh so lovely hat you have on to cover it then.

Hey, while we're at it, I can lend you a bag to cover your full head. That will certainly make you more attractive.

you lending from your significant other's personal stash of brown paper bags?

My s.o is also equally attractive as I am.

Shame on you.

oh, so he's a dog?

HAH HAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Coming from someone who looks like the after effects ad for crystal meth.
this is hilarious.

Whatever you say fantastic forhead.

I was actually referring to your glowing personality, but thank you for again showing how charming you are.


ETA: Way to body shame, but maybe you should try lifting some weights and improve that disgusting attitude of yours. Also, crack is whack. Drugs don't and have NEVER come near this body. I take good care of myself. Can you say the same for yourself?

You're not attractive.

Good luck though!

You're catty and you have bad hair. Have a great day. :drinker:

My hair is marvellous, but I understand you had to try and insult me.

it's stringy and lacks volume but if you're happy who am I to judge.

Maybe I can borrow that oh so lovely hat you have on to cover it then.

Hey, while we're at it, I can lend you a bag to cover your full head. That will certainly make you more attractive.

you lending from your significant other's personal stash of brown paper bags?

My s.o is also equally attractive as I am.

Shame on you.

oh, so he's a dog?

HAH HAAAAAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Coming from someone who looks like the after effects ad for crystal meth.
this is hilarious.

Whatever you say fantastic forhead.

I was actually referring to your glowing personality, but thank you for again showing how charming you are.


ETA: Way to body shame, but maybe you should try lifting some weights and improve that disgusting attitude of yours. Also, crack is whack. Drugs don't and have NEVER come near this body. I take good care of myself. Can you say the same for yourself?

Yes, i'm lovely.

I'm not worthy