Stupidest question ever, sorry.

etoiles_argentees
etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
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If I were to be eaten as Halloween candy what would my macros be? 5'2, 100 pounds, 19% body weight. Any cannibals out there? I understand if I get no replies. :)
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Umm... chocolate?
  • talisamb
    talisamb Posts: 65 Member
    Well I am guessing you would be around 350,000 calories since we compare one pound to 3500 calories
  • servilia
    servilia Posts: 3,452 Member
    Well I am guessing you would be around 350,000 calories since we compare one pound to 3500 calories

    That would be true if she were 100 lbs of fat. There are less calories in muscle than fat, pound for pound. Plus so much of the body is water, which is no cals. Hmmm this is complicated :p
  • qtgonewild
    qtgonewild Posts: 1,930 Member
    im glad i cant even understand or relate to your question.
  • Holly_Roman_Empire
    Holly_Roman_Empire Posts: 4,440 Member
    im glad i cant even understand or relate to your question.

    ditto
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    Well I am guessing you would be around 350,000 calories since we compare one pound to 3500 calories

    That would be true if she were 100 lbs of fat. There are less calories in muscle than fat, pound for pound. Plus so much of the body is water, which is no cals. Hmmm this is complicated :p

    Well, if she is at 19% body fat, does that mean that 81% is muscle, bones, water, blood, whatever? Maybe THAT is the dumbest question ever. I've heard women hold more water than men, but in any case the average adult body is 50%-60% water, leaving ~26% for fat, bones...and stuff....uh, right?

    edit:
    About 30-40% of the weight of the human body is the skeleton, but when the bound water is removed, either by chemical desiccation or heat, half the weight is lost.

    references: http://chemistry.about.com/od/waterchemistry/f/How-Much-Of-Your-Body-Is-Water.htm
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
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  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
    If I were to be eaten as Halloween candy what would my macros be? 5'2, 100 pounds, 19% body weight. Any cannibals out there? I understand if I get no replies. :)

    Roughly...

    12 lbs fat (5500 grams)
    20 lbs protein (9000 grams)
    3 lbs carbs (1500 grams) (that one is a little tough, it would depend on how you were....ummm..."prepared"...)

    And that's actually a pretty neat question, IMO...
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    I watched a movie where the plane crashed and they ate each other
    yummy,
  • girlinahat
    girlinahat Posts: 2,956 Member
    I must be the only geek here who thinks that's the coolest question I've heard all week. The answer eludes me right now but I can see myself not getting much sleep trying to work it out!!!!
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    I must be the only geek here who thinks that's the coolest question I've heard all week. The answer eludes me right now but I can see myself not getting much sleep trying to work it out!!!!

    ME TOO
  • sjebert
    sjebert Posts: 212 Member
    If I were to be eaten as Halloween candy what would my macros be? 5'2, 100 pounds, 19% body weight. Any cannibals out there? I understand if I get no replies. :)
    Are you asking me to eat you? I might but not on the first date
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    I watched a movie where the plane crashed and they ate each other
    yummy,

    Oh I think I read a book like that it was based on a true story Alive: The Story of the Andes Survivors. Gruesome!
  • Linda09189
    Linda09189 Posts: 80
    if you weigh 100 pounds why the heck are you even on myfitnesspal??
  • da_bears10089
    da_bears10089 Posts: 1,791 Member
    if you weigh 100 pounds why the heck are you even on myfitnesspal??

    many people are here for reasons other than weight loss. jus' sayin
  • laylaness
    laylaness Posts: 262 Member
    This is an awesome question, and maybe I'll see if I can write a script that calculates that, just for funsies.
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    I guess parts of you would be discarded too, so it's probably necessary to work out the calories for the edible portion...
  • Mr_Knight
    Mr_Knight Posts: 9,532 Member
    if you weigh 100 pounds why the heck are you even on myfitnesspal??

    It's My FITNESS Pal, not My WEIGHTLOSS Pal.
  • BronTonyRollyBeau
    BronTonyRollyBeau Posts: 37 Member
    Ohhh , I'm so with you on that one ! Too confusing lol
  • VelvetMorning
    VelvetMorning Posts: 398 Member
    if you weigh 100 pounds why the heck are you even on myfitnesspal??

    It's My FITNESS Pal, not My WEIGHTLOSS Pal.

    + The whole, you know, weight maintaining thing.

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