Who Are You At The Gym

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  • somerisagirlsname
    somerisagirlsname Posts: 467 Member
    I am large/boobies. Coincidentally...
  • Seefylol
    Seefylol Posts: 197
    I love this
  • callmenikita
    callmenikita Posts: 118 Member
    hilarious! im the "normal" or the "boobies"
  • Mustgetbuff
    Mustgetbuff Posts: 267 Member
    I've decided I'm The Envious--I wistfully watch the Boobies and dream of having a chest like that. :noway:
  • Cheri_Moves
    Cheri_Moves Posts: 625 Member
    Thanks for the laugh!!!

    And for me? None of the above :wink:
  • sassabella
    sassabella Posts: 98
    The old dude (without the saggy boobs).
  • baldzach
    baldzach Posts: 1,841 Member
    I'm the clever + the normal. Chicks avoid me and I want to be love-handle-less. :)
  • StrongLife
    StrongLife Posts: 525 Member
    Funny stuff! I'm between normal and lean but I don't envy the meaty....wish I was more clever though. I asked my kids to warn me as I get older if any of the following start to happen:

    1.) I wear my shorts boob level
    2.) I mistake swim trunks for workout shorts.
    3.) Crotchety meter starts to rise.
  • BurningAway
    BurningAway Posts: 279
    The clever lollololok
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    I love how the elderly ladies with droopy boobs are parading around the locker room naked and I'm the 32 year old one changing with a towel draped over me...I wish I had the confidence or lack of modesty or whatever it is they have!

    That said, at the gym, I'm the super-self conscious one. Pulling my tank top so it isn't clinging to my front butt, adjusting my sports bra so my back fat is smoothed, praying my panty lines are making a gross weird line across my butt...


    I swear we have a naked old lady that lives in the locker room at my gym......
  • Rado_SVK
    Rado_SVK Posts: 442 Member
    I'm definitely the lean one..bud unfortunately girls are not lining up for gargling :laugh: on the good note,its really amazing feeling to be the fittest guy at the gym at that specific moment,when there really is no one fitter :drinker:
  • FutureHarley
    FutureHarley Posts: 54
    I think I would be considered either the normal one or the elderly one lol (well other than the saggy boobs part :P)
  • jen076
    jen076 Posts: 45 Member
    I'm not sure so I will go with The Normal lol
    Thanks for sharing this!
  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    The Elderly, duh!
  • midwestmixtape
    midwestmixtape Posts: 66 Member
    Hahahah. I dunno, but this is awesome.
  • TamTastic
    TamTastic Posts: 19,224 Member
    Hmmm, none of them really. I'm the one sweating buckets and oblivious to what's going on around me most of the time! :tongue:
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    im the creepy guy behind you by the elliptical. yeah, you know who i am.
  • salladeve
    salladeve Posts: 1,053 Member
    I think I'm a cross between the lean & meaty with boobies!!!
  • Mustgetbuff
    Mustgetbuff Posts: 267 Member
    I'm definitely the lean one..bud unfortunately girls are not lining up for gargling :laugh: on the good note,its really amazing feeling to be the fittest guy at the gym at that specific moment,when there really is no one fitter :drinker:

    I'm sorry, I wasn't listening, I was too busy wondering if I could actually grate cheese on your abs. Good job man!
  • trojanbb
    trojanbb Posts: 1,297 Member
    None. I'm meaty, smart, and clever. I'm the guy that just wants to be the best.

    Probably also the creepy guy that constantly glances at hot women
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    I'm the normal. I want to be meaty!
  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    I'm definitely the boobie girl. :laugh:
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    where's "the broken"? i'm normal but my envy targets are people who can do not-boring things.

    previously, also not listed, was "the furious" i.e. had olympian focus driven by breakup fuel
  • Cinloykko
    Cinloykko Posts: 117 Member
    Im all of the above. I'm a regular bag of insecurities...
    but if i had to REALLY choose? I'm the elderly one. lol
  • teagirlmedium
    teagirlmedium Posts: 679 Member
    The lean.
  • the_summer_belle
    the_summer_belle Posts: 353 Member
    haha! funny as im the elderly in a thirty something skin
  • VoicelessRide
    VoicelessRide Posts: 395 Member
    The "Normal"
  • GiGiBeans
    GiGiBeans Posts: 1,062 Member
    Without a doubt, the elderly! :grumble:
  • ZealousMissJJ
    ZealousMissJJ Posts: 454 Member
    Lol @ the starved baked potatoe!
  • XtoxicblueX
    XtoxicblueX Posts: 6
    ugh definitely the large that glaces over at the boobies and envy their curves xD

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