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    Just halved my lunch calories!

    Posts: 178 Member
    edited February 5 in Recipes
    I wrapped my sandwich in lettuce (delicious!) instead of bread & instead of coke I drank a tiny cup of my tears.

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    • Posts: 51 Member
      I love drinking my tears! I put then in my coffee instead of creamer.
    • Posts: 2,485 Member
      If you have cheese in your sandwich replace it with cauliflower. You'll hardly notice the difference because you'll be too distracted cursing god.
    • Posts: 547 Member
      Well I just doubled my lunch calories...by wrapping my sandwich in bacon. Whatever works
    • Posts: 994 Member
      OMG don't drink tears!! They contain SODIUM!!!!
    • Posts: 178 Member
      OMG don't drink tears!! They contain SODIUM!!!!

      LOL!
    • Posts: 711 Member
      If you halved your lunch calories by cutting 140 to 160 calories then I'd say you just turned your lunch into a snack. There's no way that less than 200 calories would sustain me for longer than an hour.
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    • Posts: 178 Member
      If you halved your lunch calories by cutting 140 to 160 calories then I'd say you just turned your lunch into a snack. There's no way that less than 200 calories would sustain me for longer than an hour.

      There's no way to tell, but I think it might have been a joke. No, scrap that, it's really obvious that it was a joke. But to confirm, it was a joke.

      Also, I must admit, it was a joke that was stolen from Sharon Horgan on twitter, which remains to be my favourite tweet of all times.
    • Posts: 178 Member
      If you have cheese in your sandwich replace it with cauliflower. You'll hardly notice the difference because you'll be too distracted cursing god.

      haaaa yessss. I love cauliflower but it is really not bread or cheese or anything like that. It is cauliflower.
    • Posts: 178 Member
      Well I just doubled my lunch calories...by wrapping my sandwich in bacon. Whatever works

      the second sentence!!
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