5 embarrassing facts about you

Mutant13
Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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1. It takes me ages to tell the time on an analog clock

2. I run like a penguin caught in a bear trap

3. When I was little, I was so uncoordinated and clumsy that my parents sent me to a specialist. There is nothing clinically wrong with me, I just have the physical accuracy of a Stormtrooper.

4. I'm terrified of those lucky waving cats you see in Chinese resteraunts

5. The first time I ever got drunk, I fell off a playground, broke my arm and tried to make my little brother eat sand. I was 17.

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  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    I've had a long look at each of your profile photos. 5 times.
  • billsica
    billsica Posts: 4,741 Member
    1. I mouth breath whenever I do any workout, so it looks like I'm hyperventilating the second I start.

    2. sometimes I get number dyslexia

    3. I have an issue with recognizing people by there faces sometimes.

    4. Clowns scare me

    5. I got drunk at a summer camp once, urinated in a coffee pot, light a cigarette on a burning campfire, then screamed, I am the pumpkin king. I think I never put my junk back after the coffee pot...
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I've had a long look at each of your profile photos. 5 times.

    Equal parts creepy and flattering, as always Darren my pet.
  • Derpes
    Derpes Posts: 2,033 Member
    1. I can't swim

    2. I am terrible with names

    3. I eat tuna from the can - water and everything

    4. I hate grasshoppers

    5. I am not very good at riding a bike
  • lucille_heather
    lucille_heather Posts: 650 Member
    1. I have a severe phobia of crocodiles

    2. I cannot tell the time on analogue clocks

    3. I still sleep with a teddy in my bed

    4. Ive crashed my car numerous times into trees

    5. I wear my heart on my sleeve

    6. everything else is for me to know and you to find out :P
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    1. When I was five I thought it was perfectly normal to open your mouth when you were kissing someone. AKA, I made out with everyone.

    2. My right hip doesn't fit into the socket smoothly. I used to walk with that foot inward. Now, not so much, but I do have a very distinct walk.

    3. My mom thought I was slow when I was younger. She had me tested for it. Turns out, I was just ADHD.

    4. I can't sing. But I will sing. Every song I hear, even if I just vaguely know it. I will also choreograph it.

    5. I've played Magic: The Gathering before. And enjoyed it.

    Man, we are quite the catch.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    MTG is awesome Hannah. Only makes you cooler in my books
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    I didn't even go into my embarrassing drunk stories, because there's more than 5. But let me just tell you: I'm a ****ing trainwreck.

    For example? I got obliterated at a strip club once. Put on Slayer. Got on stage, took off my shirt, and headbanged in my bra the whole song. On stage. People were confused.
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    I didn't even go into my embarrassing drunk stories, because there's more than 5. But let me just tell you: I'm a ****ing trainwreck.

    For example? I got obliterated at a strip club once. Put on Slayer. Got on stage, took off my shirt, and headbanged in my bra the whole song. On stage. People were confused.

    My life model is Wonderella. Train wrecks can only be good.
  • hannahpistolas
    hannahpistolas Posts: 290 Member
    DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!
  • _liftnlove
    _liftnlove Posts: 194
    1. I didn't kiss a boy until I was 17
    2. I have read the entire Twilight series 4 times, and the entire Harry Potter series 3 times.
    3. I have never, ever lived by myself, and am terrified to be in an empty house alone at night.
    4. I won the P.E. award in high school
    5. I can quote large sections from most episodes of Seinfeld
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS?!

    APPARENTLY WE DID!

    Also apparent double post
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
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  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    2. I have read the entire Twilight series 4 times, and the entire Harry Potter series 3 times.

    There are zero embarrassing things about being a Potterhead.

    Ill keep mum on the Twilight thing :p
  • darrensurrey
    darrensurrey Posts: 3,942 Member
    I've had a long look at each of your profile photos. 5 times.

    Equal parts creepy and flattering, as always Darren my pet.

    MOOoOOOoOoooooOO!
  • _liftnlove
    _liftnlove Posts: 194
    2. I have read the entire Twilight series 4 times, and the entire Harry Potter series 3 times.

    There are zero embarrassing things about being a Potterhead.

    Ill keep mum on the Twilight thing :p

    I know. :sad: I can't help it...
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    1) I'm scared to death of frogs

    2) I was teased for the way I ran as a kid. Even now when i have reunions with childhood friends they bring it up. I think I still run that way.

    3) I sing and sometimes break out dancing while I run.

    4) I am a horrible driver. I've hit a parked car and guardrails before, all while sober. But have not gotten a speeding ticket, I'm good with cops.

    5) I'm forgetful. I had to walk around 3 hours once to find my car because i forgot where I parked it.
  • walleyclan1
    walleyclan1 Posts: 2,784 Member
    1) I am terrified of dolls.

    2) I got caught (and called out) by a clinician for picking a wedgie while walking a (so I thought) deserted hallway on an overnight shift.

    3) I once was so sad during a dog euthanasia that by the end, the owner was hugging me and telling me it would be ok. Wasn't that my job?

    4) I once had a dream I was having sex with Arnold the Terminator.

    5) I once spent an entire afternoon of my youth hanging out around a pool in mixed company with a labia hanging out (thanks friends for telling me after the hot guys left)!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member

    5) I once spent an entire afternoon of my youth hanging out around a pool in mixed company with a labia hanging out (thanks friends for telling me after the hot guys left)!

    Yeah.
    You win.
  • donthesitate
    donthesitate Posts: 255 Member
    1) im terrified of scubadiving and deep water, even though im a great swimmer
    2) If its a food ive probably put ketchup on it
    3) people will point out that my butt jiggles when I walk/run
    4) I love cartoons and disney movies
    5) when put on the spot my intelligence goes out the window, meaning im smarter on paper
  • asimmons221
    asimmons221 Posts: 294 Member
    Roller coasters scare the crap out of me, I don't know why, standing in line for one I usually have a rush of serious anxiety, it sucks. I've gone on them before and always had a blast. If it's a long line I usually wont make it to get on the ride.
  • AstroRocket
    AstroRocket Posts: 119 Member
    1. I'm scared of cows HAHA
    2. I pick at scabs EWW
    3. I fart and burp loud, even in public OOPS
    4. I can cook anything, but only just learnt how to make Yorkshire puddings. (And they are already better than my OHs lol)
    5. I still like to collect teddies, I must have 100s
  • schmenge55
    schmenge55 Posts: 745 Member
    How does one do #6?
  • grillnchill
    grillnchill Posts: 772 Member
    I like to dance and sing/rap in front of the mirror as I'm getting ready for work.

    When I was 15 I walked into a pole because I was too busy checking out the high school football team practice...and I fell flat on my bum.

    Years ago...forgetting lyrics while performing, luckily a band member stepped up and improvised.

    I am afraid of balloons popping. However, I'm not afraid of shooting a gun at a range....I always found that strange.

    Losing my swimsuit top whilst trying to swim out of a rip tide. Not sure what was more terrifying, trying to fight out of it or walking back to shore without a top. :embarassed:
  • RunBrew
    RunBrew Posts: 220 Member
    1. I am terribly colorblind. Like almost black-and-white only. My wife dresses me.

    2. I'm a 33 year old man with a wife and kids who would still play World of Warcraft if I had the time.

    3. I'm soft-hearted to a fault. I can't even watch game shows like 'The Voice' because I feel bad for the contestants who don't get chosen.

    4. I'm a ginormous number geek. I have zero problem whipping out an excel spreadsheet to track trends of mundane things like grocery costs.

    5. I think I'm much cooler than I actually am.
  • anlu37
    anlu37 Posts: 100 Member
    1. I love Richard Simmons....and Phil Collins
    2. I watch bad reality TV. And I like it.
    3. I yell expletives at my husband in my sleep....frequently.
    4. I have many books on my bookshelf that I intended to read, but never did.
    5. I've read Pride and Prejudice probably 20 times. Seen just about every movie. My favorite was the Bollywood version!
  • donthesitate
    donthesitate Posts: 255 Member
    5. I've read Pride and Prejudice probably 20 times. Seen just about every movie. My favorite was the Bollywood version!

    Me too! Cant get enough of jane austen :)
  • lucystacy71
    lucystacy71 Posts: 290 Member
    1. I'm scared of The Incredible Hulk. (Long story for that one.)
    2. I'm flat footed as a duck.
    3. I can't write down phone numbers. I can say them out loud, but I'll write the numbers out of order.
    4. My favorite book is "Jane Eyre." I've actually read two copies to the point the books fell apart.
    5. I own everything SpongeBob related. I don't have any children.
  • bartaburesi
    bartaburesi Posts: 68 Member
    1. When I must pee I have orgasms

    2. I learned biking at 24 (and I'm terrible at this)

    3. I pass the driving exam 7 years ago but I still don't have a lisance (It's still waiting at police station)

    4. I have acluophobia and talassophobia (It's weird because I don't like light, I prefer darkness but total darkness is freaking me out! Also I love beaches or watching sea, listening the waves but despite I swim well, no one can put me in a sea!!! I tried several times but I swoon. Pools are ok!)

    5. I have a pillow which has the name of my ex boyfriend. I sleep with it, hug it, kiss it an do the other things...
  • youngcaseyr
    youngcaseyr Posts: 293 Member
    1. Jumping jacks make me have to pee.

    2. I still do "girl push-ups" because I like them better.

    3. When I get drunk I start interpreting everything that I say into ASL. Sometimes I forget to speak, though.

    4. I can swim, but I'm terrified of the water.

    5. I like Apple products.

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