How do you American women feel about this?

Not enough chocolate

I feel like the cone should be dipped in chocolate.

still in awe over the male ego

Sugar cones > Waffle cones. And ice cream should not contain fruit.

Are you implying only women like ice cream? How sexist.

Not a woman, but that looks like about a 7 mile run to me.

Where's the chocolate chip cookie dough?

I feel discriminated against, I am not American or a woman, why aren't my opinions on ice cream valid?????

Needs chocolate sauce on top.

It means nothing without chocolate.

Where's the chocolate chip cookie dough?

^this^

If you look at it at just the right angle, it looks like a penis....would lick.

Hungry.

Must...devour...all...the...ice...cream.

Not enough chocolate

If you look at it at just the right angle, it looks like a penis....would lick.

how? Please explain. With a diagram.

ETA: by that I mean explain how it looks like a penis. You don't need to provide a diagram of how to lick one.

ETA#2: unless you really really want to