The 6 worst MFP personality types.

_noob_
_noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
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The clueless veteran

The clueless newbie

The person who follows other people around and reports them for anything and everything

The people who turn every topic into their pet topic and derail everything

Jealous body shamers

Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

Overly sensitive users who are new to Internet forums.
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  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    you forgot the *kitten*
  • _noob_
    _noob_ Posts: 3,306 Member
    You say that like it's automatically a bad thing krys
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Rename #3 The White Knight

    Or it could be its own, really
  • _Krys10_
    _Krys10_ Posts: 1,234 Member
    You say that like it's automatically a bad thing krys

    not at all
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    The clueless veteran

    The clueless newbie

    The person who follows other people around and reports them for anything and everything

    The people who turn every topic into their pet topic and derail everything

    Jealous body shamers

    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

    Oh, I LOVE LOVE LOVE my follower that loves to report me!
  • Mutant13
    Mutant13 Posts: 2,485 Member
    'Juicers'

    Should be the entry for all 6
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    I am dissapoint...

    I really thought the "But I only eat 254 calories and workout for three hours and I am still not losing" people would make the cut..
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    The clueless veteran

    The clueless newbie

    The person who follows other people around and reports them for anything and everything

    The people who turn every topic into their pet topic and derail everything

    Jealous body shamers

    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

    Overly sensitive users who are new to Internet forums.

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  • LoudmouthLee
    LoudmouthLee Posts: 358 Member
    What? No moral high-ground threadjackers? :P
  • mcrowe1016
    mcrowe1016 Posts: 647 Member
    Let's be honest...these boards would be super boring without constantly proving those groups wrong!
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member

    The person who follows other people around and reports them for anything and everything

    I hate Gucci!!!

    And Cauliflower parading itself around like it's a breadstick!
  • mrscool5
    mrscool5 Posts: 24
    The clueless veteran

    The clueless newbie

    The person who follows other people around and reports them for anything and everything

    The people who turn every topic into their pet topic and derail everything

    Jealous body shamers

    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

    Overly sensitive users who are new to Internet forums.

    LOL for me it wouldn't be the "struggling to eat 1200 calories" it would be "struggling to not kill (and eat?:love: ) someone while I'm trying to eat 1200 calories" I think I would literally be like one of those starving cartoon characters who looks at the character with them, who turns into a dancing fried chicken. :tongue:
  • Iceberg_Simpson
    Iceberg_Simpson Posts: 737 Member
    The _noob_s of MFP.



    :flowerforyou:
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
    Women that forgot they got TOM every month prior to MFP
  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    Special snowflakes who swear that their bodies defy all laws of science
  • Chevy_Quest
    Chevy_Quest Posts: 2,012 Member
    The "evil Nitpicker"

    Someone writes a long great success story about how they overcame all sorts of adversity, lost weight, got fit, revitalized their family relationships.... then the nitpicker dives in because of one phrase in one sentence that sets them off!

    Threads get derailed and the hurting begins!
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    People that insist bacon is the greatest thing ever. I mean c'mon, enough bacon already.
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
    you forgot the *kitten*

    that's my personality type
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    I hate everyone equally,
  • SugarBaby71
    SugarBaby71 Posts: 3,630 Member
    You've also forgotten the spelling, punctuation and grammar police.
  • Arne_becomesxXx
    Arne_becomesxXx Posts: 504 Member
    Women that forgot they got TOM every month prior to MFP

    omg......just fall of my chair, loughin.....thats not sooo good at the office!
  • SofaKingRad_II
    SofaKingRad_II Posts: 591
    you forgot the *kitten*

    We like them though.
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
    you forgot the *kitten*

    IN for *kitten*
  • Southernb3lle
    Southernb3lle Posts: 862 Member
    The "evil Nitpicker"

    Someone writes a long great success story about how they overcame all sorts of adversity, lost weight, got fit, revitalized their family relationships.... then the nitpicker dives in because of one phrase in one sentence that sets them off!

    Threads get derailed and the hurting begins!
    ^this
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    you forgot the *kitten*

    that's my personality type

    They suck me in with their boobage.
  • ashandstuff
    ashandstuff Posts: 442 Member
    I hate everyone equally,

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  • BeachIron
    BeachIron Posts: 6,490 Member
    People that insist bacon is the greatest thing ever. I mean c'mon, enough bacon already.

    I completely agree with you, except for that part about bacon . . .
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    The clueless veteran

    The clueless newbie

    The person who follows other people around and reports them for anything and everything

    The people who turn every topic into their pet topic and derail everything

    Jealous body shamers

    Overweight people struggling to eat 1200 calories...(I mean wth? How did you? Nm)

    Overly sensitive users who are new to Internet forums.

    You forgot OP's that can't count.
  • MiloBloom83
    MiloBloom83 Posts: 2,724 Member
    you forgot the *kitten*

    IN for *kitten*

    +1
  • Sovictorrious
    Sovictorrious Posts: 770 Member
    Attention *kitten*...always forgotten! *off to blog about this*

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