Bacon and Making Babies...

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  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    1) correlation =/= causation

    2) has anyone asked this guy what he thinks?

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  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
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    My husband eats a ton of bacon and we ended up with twins :tongue:
  • mikeykhan2003
    mikeykhan2003 Posts: 177
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    I am glad I am a lady so I can eat bacon and still procreate :D

    :drinker: :bigsmile: :drinker:

    this brings up wayyy too many ideas in my head lolol

    ^^
  • RuleFive
    RuleFive Posts: 880 Member
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    Mmmmm. Bacon.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
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    Another great use for bacon.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    you know this may be the bedroom habits of the bacon eating men. Is it possible he eats so much bacon that he starts to taste like bacon, and what woman isnt gonna wanna have a little swallow of that bacon? Therefore procreation never takes place due to the location of deposit.
  • IPAkiller
    IPAkiller Posts: 711 Member
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    you know this may be the bedroom habits of the bacon eating men. Is it possible he eats so much bacon that he starts to taste like bacon, and what woman isnt gonna wanna have a little swallow of that bacon? Therefore procreation never takes place due to the location of deposit.
    Willing to eat bacon as a test subject... completely in the name of science of course.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    proving once again that bacon is the only answer you'll ever need......besides 42 \m/
  • CookNLift
    CookNLift Posts: 3,660 Member
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    proving once again that bacon is the only answer you'll ever need......besides 42 \m/

    kudos on the 42. but i just see a trending thing with the horns coming up on every post lol is there a specific key for that or do you deliberately type them in each time :tongue:
  • EatClean_WashUrNuts
    EatClean_WashUrNuts Posts: 1,590 Member
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    I must have super sperm...I ate bacon and got the wife prego...
  • Cliffslosinit
    Cliffslosinit Posts: 5,044 Member
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    I eat a lot of bacon and pineapple...that's right, come at me ladies!
  • _crafty_
    _crafty_ Posts: 1,682 Member
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    I eat a lot of bacon and pineapple...that's right, come at me ladies!

    :love:
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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    Sheeesh....That's ridiculous! Back pre health kick, I ate bacon 3-4 times a week and wife gave birth to a gorgeous baby girl in 2006. No, she doesn't look much like me.....wait? what? I'm calling the Maury show now!!!!!!!!
  • Justjoshin
    Justjoshin Posts: 999 Member
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    I eat multiple steaks a day, and love bacon.

    I'm also the most fertile man on the planet. (seriously)

    I'd advise against using bacon as birth control.
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    This explains why i haven't been able to conceive after 30 years of having sex. And all this time I thought it was my lack of a uterus.
  • tiggerhammon
    tiggerhammon Posts: 2,211 Member
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    Well, that explains it. My husband hasnt bought bacon in almost 3 months now and has been eating my turkey bacon instead.
    Soon as we are done with this baby he is going back on birth control, I'll stock up when he/she is born.
  • jackpotclown
    jackpotclown Posts: 3,291 Member
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    proving once again that bacon is the only answer you'll ever need......besides 42 \m/

    kudos on the 42. but i just see a trending thing with the horns coming up on every post lol is there a specific key for that or do you deliberately type them in each time :tongue:
    \m/ it's a reflex action with a long backstory \m/
  • georgesanchez7737
    georgesanchez7737 Posts: 61 Member
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    I do not agree, they just want to keep us docile, now that we have learned that low fat does not work, another way to promote bad carbs I bet.

    I always find myself more masculine (testosterone up) with greasy red meats and pork! and my last fluid check total cholesterol was 170! I stay away from grains, specially GMO's!!
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
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    This was on faux news, so I question its credibility.
  • weaving2fast
    weaving2fast Posts: 64 Member
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    Note to self.... stock up on bacon!

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