OT -- What's the Funniest Pick Up Line You've Heard?

Options
135

Replies

  • GTOgirl1969
    GTOgirl1969 Posts: 2,527 Member
    Options
    Can I volunteer for a job kicking people in the nuts? I have a candidate for that right now:mad:
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Options

    As long as the check clears, people call call me whatever they want. :bigsmile:

    Wait, you make them pay for it?!? That's a great idea. I've been wanting to buy a new car. Thanks for the great advice!!! :laugh:

    I live to serve. :wink:



    OOOH! Good business card motto! writing.gif

    I hope your card doesn't also say over a billion served or we are changing your name to McDonalds.:bigsmile:

    No, you must have grabbed one of Soupy's cards. snickeringg.gif
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Options
    Can I volunteer for a job kicking people in the nuts? I have a candidate for that right now:mad:
    I sure hope it isnt me.:noway:
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Options
    If I told you that you have a sexy body would you hold it against me.

    FATSIS!!! Not in front of everyone else!! :blushing:
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Options
    If I told you that you have a sexy body would you hold it against me.

    FATSIS!!! Not in front of everyone else!! :blushing:
    Doh. Sorry.
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Options
    If I told you that you have a sexy body would you hold it against me.

    FATSIS!!! Not in front of everyone else!! :blushing:
    Doh. Sorry.

    Who am I kidding.... ever seen Steel Magnolia's? "like two pigs wrestlin' under a blanket"
  • fatsis
    fatsis Posts: 1,117 Member
    Options
    If I told you that you have a sexy body would you hold it against me.

    FATSIS!!! Not in front of everyone else!! :blushing:
    Doh. Sorry.

    Who am I kidding.... ever seen Steel Magnolia's? "like two pigs wrestlin' under a blanket"
    And your point?
  • magichatter06
    magichatter06 Posts: 3,593 Member
    Options
    "Are you from Tennessee? " Because you are the only Ten-I-See" :laugh:

    lol I love cheesey pick up lines as well.

    "Do you have a bandaid?" * no, why?* "Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you" :tongue:

    "I'd like to rearrange the alphabet and put U & I together" something like that lol
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Options
    If I told you that you have a sexy body would you hold it against me.

    FATSIS!!! Not in front of everyone else!! :blushing:
    Doh. Sorry.

    Who am I kidding.... ever seen Steel Magnolia's? "like two pigs wrestlin' under a blanket"
    And your point?

    me
    > pig_in_a_blanket.jpg
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Options
    "Are you from Tennessee? " Because you are the only Ten-I-See" :laugh:

    lol I love cheesey pick up lines as well.

    "Do you have a bandaid?" * no, why?* "Because I scraped my knee when I fell for you" :tongue:

    "I'd like to rearrange the alphabet and put U & I together" something like that lol


    awwww..... The bandaid one would have gotten me!
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
    Options
    I have a few:

    (similar to the windex one....."Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"
    -Do you know where the veterinarian office is because these pythons are SICK (flexing), I cant believe a guy literally did that to me at a bar! But it was so hialrious I let him buy me a drink.
    -And one time my fiance, and all of his friends and I were all at our local bar, its karaoke night and he busts out with all of his friends in TopGun manner "youve lost that loving feelin" , then the song ended and he proposed....I love that movie! But I was soooooo embarrassed, ten drunk guys singing how id lost my lovin feelin.....sheesh, but hey, its a great story
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Options
    I have a few:

    (similar to the windex one....."Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"
    -Do you know where the veterinarian office is because these pythons are SICK (flexing), I cant believe a guy literally did that to me at a bar! But it was so hialrious I let him buy me a drink.
    -And one time my fiance, and all of his friends and I were all at our local bar, its karaoke night and he busts out with all of his friends in TopGun manner, the nthe song ended and he proposed....I love that movie! But I was soooooo embarrassed, ten drunk guys singing how id lost my lovin feelin.....sheesh, but hey, its a great story


    awww....My hubby proposed and then peed my name in the sand :love:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Options
    I used to get:

    Him " Can I take you out sometime?"
    me " I have a boyfriend"
    Him "I'm not asking your boyfriend! So, do you want to go out or what?"


    I can't stand it when I guy just says "Psst...." and they expect to be acknowledged.

    Guy starts singing " I like big butts..."

    In grocery store " that looks like a lot of groceries for a single girl".

    I had a guy tell me once that I looked like a porn star from the 90's. I can't remember her name and I don't care to remember! lol
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Options
    I used to get:

    Him " Can I take you out sometime?"
    me " I have a boyfriend"
    Him "I'm not asking your boyfriend! So, do you want to go out or what?"


    I can't stand it when I guy just says "Psst...." and they expect to be acknowledged.

    Guy starts singing " I like big butts..."

    In grocery store " that looks like a lot of groceries for a single girl".

    I had a guy tell me once that I looked like a porn star from the 90's. I can't remember her name and I don't care to remember! lol

    "I like big butts" {{SLAAAAAP}} :laugh:

    I can't really remember any. I think I was usually too drunk when I said them. :embarassed:
  • Koozy81
    Koozy81 Posts: 250 Member
    Options
    I used to get:

    Him " Can I take you out sometime?"
    me " I have a boyfriend"
    Him "I'm not asking your boyfriend! So, do you want to go out or what?"


    I can't stand it when I guy just says "Psst...." and they expect to be acknowledged.

    Guy starts singing " I like big butts..."

    In grocery store " that looks like a lot of groceries for a single girl".

    I had a guy tell me once that I looked like a porn star from the 90's. I can't remember her name and I don't care to remember! lol

    "I like big butts" {{SLAAAAAP}} :laugh:

    I can't really remember any. I think I was usually too drunk when I said them. :embarassed:

    haha, when I was single, (and intoxicated) my pick up lines were always like "wow you look like (insert celebrity name here)" ....*big sigh* awww, 10 brad pitts at every bar....lucky me! :tongue: beer goggles are the real thing....bummer, believe me, that lesson was learned the hard way :noway:
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Options
    I used to get:

    Him " Can I take you out sometime?"
    me " I have a boyfriend"
    Him "I'm not asking your boyfriend! So, do you want to go out or what?"


    I can't stand it when I guy just says "Psst...." and they expect to be acknowledged.

    Guy starts singing " I like big butts..."

    In grocery store " that looks like a lot of groceries for a single girl".

    I had a guy tell me once that I looked like a porn star from the 90's. I can't remember her name and I don't care to remember! lol

    "I like big butts" {{SLAAAAAP}} :laugh:

    I can't really remember any. I think I was usually too drunk when I said them. :embarassed:

    Hahaha! I was drunk a lot too when I was younger, surprised I could remember these! lol
  • Shannon023
    Shannon023 Posts: 14,529 Member
    Options
    I used to get:

    Him " Can I take you out sometime?"
    me " I have a boyfriend"
    Him "I'm not asking your boyfriend! So, do you want to go out or what?"


    I can't stand it when I guy just says "Psst...." and they expect to be acknowledged.

    Guy starts singing " I like big butts..."

    In grocery store " that looks like a lot of groceries for a single girl".

    I had a guy tell me once that I looked like a porn star from the 90's. I can't remember her name and I don't care to remember! lol

    "I like big butts" {{SLAAAAAP}} :laugh:

    I can't really remember any. I think I was usually too drunk when I said them. :embarassed:

    Hahaha! I was drunk a lot too when I was younger, surprised I could remember these! lol

    "younger" - yeah..{{snicker}} me too. {{giggle}}
  • mholmes
    mholmes Posts: 949 Member
    Options
    trinken-bier-mehr-davon.gif {{gulp}} *hiccup* what were we talking about? *hiccup*
  • sgtinvincible
    sgtinvincible Posts: 2,559
    Options
    I have a few:

    (similar to the windex one....."Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants"
    -Do you know where the veterinarian office is because these pythons are SICK (flexing), I cant believe a guy literally did that to me at a bar! But it was so hialrious I let him buy me a drink.
    -And one time my fiance, and all of his friends and I were all at our local bar, its karaoke night and he busts out with all of his friends in TopGun manner, the nthe song ended and he proposed....I love that movie! But I was soooooo embarrassed, ten drunk guys singing how id lost my lovin feelin.....sheesh, but hey, its a great story


    awww....My hubby proposed and then peed my name in the sand :love:

    Now that's romance.
  • Mireille
    Mireille Posts: 5,134 Member
    Options
    omg...I forgot the best one.

    I was "sick" in the bathroom at a party and a guy came in and asked me if "I wanted to make out". lol
    I could barely lift my head from the toilet to give him a dirty look!!

Categories