GET MY WIFE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • hougt
    hougt Posts: 1,088
    Fill her umbrella with paper clippings/paper clips/spinkles etc and wait for a rainy day
  • lucan07
    lucan07 Posts: 509
    Clip a clothes peg on the back of her dress or jacket as she leaves the house, people will think she buys all her clothes off the peg!

    Works best if she's going somewhere special or giving a presentation at work!
  • j0705
    j0705 Posts: 185
    Cook her a nice dinner. Be very careful with pranking your wife, it could backfire

    wise words lol
  • sunglasses_and_ocean_waves
    sunglasses_and_ocean_waves Posts: 2,757 Member
    Buy womans underware, remove the tags, soil them and hide them somewhere she will find them.

    strong first post appropriate pic.
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    Why all the dump-related jokes LoL

    If she's a coffee drinker switch to decaf without telling her...*ponders* No...too cruel.

    KoolAid in the shower head...granted you may be in HUGE trouble if you do that...

    Fake spider in the shower or on the toilet seat?
  • rayfu75
    rayfu75 Posts: 209 Member
    put cling film over the toilet bowl and put the seat down :wink:

    YES!!!!! CLASSIC!!!
  • poedunk65
    poedunk65 Posts: 1,336 Member
    GET RID OF ALL THE TOILET SEATS
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
    Cardboard cutout of a person sitting in the back seat of the car.

    Switch her face cream to toothpaste.

    Switch her cereal for dog chow...especially if her cereal already looks like dog chow.
  • TattedInStilettos
    TattedInStilettos Posts: 331 Member
    Just do some of the nicest and sweetest things for absolutely no reason at all... it freak the the heck out of her she wouldn't knw if you being nice or trying to prank her...
  • spade117
    spade117 Posts: 2,466 Member
    If you want to do the ultimate, get her pregnant, then divorce her.


    That sounds good, I was just gonna say divorce her.
  • ironanimal
    ironanimal Posts: 5,922 Member
    Flour in her hair dryer.
  • scruffykaz
    scruffykaz Posts: 317 Member
    Crack eggs into her shoes and boots!

    That is a divorce-able offence...
  • JamiesMummyX
    JamiesMummyX Posts: 37 Member
    Flour in her hair dryer.

    This, or talc powder so she atleast smells nice when she's killing you.
  • willtrainforchocolate
    willtrainforchocolate Posts: 38 Member
    Hmmmmmmmm. Jelly beans......... gaaaaaaaaaahhhhh.

    :drinker:
  • nathalier71
    nathalier71 Posts: 570 Member
    Steal all the towels when she is in the shower and leave only toilet paper to dry herself with.
    OMG! That's too funny!!
  • Chellody22
    Chellody22 Posts: 95 Member
    I used to sneak into the bathroom and pour a glass of cold water over my hubby's head while he was showering. This was in revenge to him always turning the water to cold while I was showering.
  • randomtai
    randomtai Posts: 9,003 Member
    Squirt in her eye...
  • bluesy8899
    bluesy8899 Posts: 68 Member
    Wait until she is in the shower, take an ice cold glass of water and dump it on her. I used to do this and it got maximum paybacks!
  • Madame_Goldbricker
    Madame_Goldbricker Posts: 1,625 Member
    Re lace all her shoe laces so they tie at the bottom of her shoes.
    Bag up all her best clothes. Hide them & say you gave all the old clothes to charity collectors.
    Buy some cream for a contagious disease. Squeeze a bit out of the tube & leave it in the medicine cabinet.
    Buy a load of cheap white clothes from the charity store. Dye them pink & leave them in the washing machine. Tell her you did the laundry & you washed her work clothes/kids clothes.
  • Jerrypeoples
    Jerrypeoples Posts: 1,541 Member
    dip her tampons in jalepeno juice and reseal them

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