How do you even flirt?

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  • taunto
    taunto Posts: 6,420 Member
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    Joke around a bit, throw in a few minor sexual innuendoes, repeat.

    a hot dog walks into a bar....I want you inside of me....and the bartender says "sorry we don't serve food here".

    LMAO!
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    Any time I'm just even nice to guys people think I'm flirting. Be sweet and funny.
  • ModernNerd
    ModernNerd Posts: 336 Member
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    Drop an "if ya know what I mean" at the end of everything.

    Target: Golly it sure is nice out today.
    OP: Yeah the clouds are so fluffy...if ya know what I mean.
    Target: Excuse me?
    OP: I mean, the grass looks so green and luscious...if ya know what I mean.
    Target: ...

    Guaranteed success with this one OP, you can't go any more wrong than you're already going.
  • KindredSouls
    KindredSouls Posts: 188 Member
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  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Body language helps a lot too.

    When you're talking and laughing, touch his arm. He'll get the message.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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    wash your face first.

    dried blood trickling down your chin and neck might send the wrong message.

    unless he's a vampire.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,229 Member
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    Yeah baby!

    How you doin? :laugh:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,026 Member
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    Any time I'm just even nice to guys people think I'm flirting. Be sweet and funny.

    Whoa! Slow down there! My MFP soulmate won't like you flirting with me!
  • tmm_0127
    tmm_0127 Posts: 545 Member
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    Body language!

    Lots of smiles, mimic his posture and things like that (like if he's sitting cross legged, sit cross legged, if he has is chin resting on his hand, rest your chin on your hand, so on and so forth), tell him what a good time you had hanging out with him too... couldn't hurt. :O
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
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    Any time I'm just even nice to guys people think I'm flirting. Be sweet and funny.


    How you doin'? :wink:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
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    Any time I'm just even nice to guys people think I'm flirting. Be sweet and funny.


    How you doin'? :wink:

    SEE! lol :)
  • Mia_RagazzaTosta
    Mia_RagazzaTosta Posts: 4,885 Member
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    wash your face first.

    dried blood trickling down your chin and neck might send the wrong message.

    unless he's a vampire.

    *snort*
  • BrendaLee
    BrendaLee Posts: 4,463 Member
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    If you want him to come home with you, ask him to come home with you. It's that easy.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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    Drop an "if ya know what I mean" at the end of everything.

    Target: Golly it sure is nice out today.
    OP: Yeah the clouds are so fluffy...if ya know what I mean.
    Target: Excuse me?
    OP: I mean, the grass looks so green and luscious...if ya know what I mean.
    Target: ...

    Guaranteed success with this one OP, you can't go any more wrong than you're already going.
    lolcats
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
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  • Kevalicious99
    Kevalicious99 Posts: 1,131 Member
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    Men (the ones who aren't complete jerks, anyway) care far less about our bodily flaws than we do. Most don't even notice a lot of them.

    Exactly ... personally I am much more concerned about how bad I look naked than worrying about what my female partner looks like.

    I am much more interested in what is in their head .. that what their body looks like. I don't know if I am like most guys .. but probably most non jerks .. probably would agree with me.
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
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    Ask him what he is doing tonight. Tell him its the wrong answer before he finishes. Tell him it should be you.
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
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    Men (the ones who aren't complete jerks, anyway) care far less about our bodily flaws than we do. Most don't even notice a lot of them.

    Exactly ... personally I am much more concerned about how bad I look naked than worrying about what my female partner looks like.

    I am much more interested in what is in their head .. that what their body looks like. I don't know if I am like most guys .. but probably most non jerks .. probably would agree with me.
    LOL lies
  • delicious_cocktail
    delicious_cocktail Posts: 5,797 Member
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    Joke around a bit, throw in a few minor sexual innuendoes, repeat.

    a hot dog walks into a bar....I want you inside of me....and the bartender says "sorry we don't serve food here".

    This would work on me for a variety of reasons.

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