What do you call a fish with no eyes

Options
24

Replies

  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Options
    Grandpa always said there are only two things in the world that smell like fish............and one of them is fish.
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Options
    What do you call a guy hanging on the wall?
    Art



    What do you call a guy floating in the water?
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Options
    What do you call a guy hanging on the wall?
    Art



    What do you call a guy floating in the water?

    Bob!

    What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
  • shellma00
    shellma00 Posts: 1,684 Member
    Options
    What is Super Marios favorite kind of pants???
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Options
    What do you call a woman who throws all her bills on the fire?

    My wife?
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,568 Member
    Options
    What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
    Irene. A caucasian woman with one leg would be call Eileen.

    What do you call a guy being towed by a ski boat?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,568 Member
    Options
    What do you call a guy who stuffed into an envelope?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Options
    What do you call a guy who stuffed into an envelope?

    A.C.E. Certified Personal/Group FitnessTrainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition

    Bill?
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Options
    What do you call a man with an elephant on his head?
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Options
    What do you call a guy lying in front of the door?
  • Myhaloslipped
    Myhaloslipped Posts: 4,317 Member
    Options
    UhZ3DnS.gif
  • wjstoj
    wjstoj Posts: 884 Member
    Options
    What do you call a Chinese woman with one leg?
    Irene.

    HA !
  • dapunks
    dapunks Posts: 245 Member
    Options
    What do you call a guy lying in front of the door?

    Mat?
  • RunBrew
    RunBrew Posts: 220 Member
    Options


    What do you call a guy being towed by a ski boat?


    Skip.

    What if he's no longer being pulled by the boat?

    Bob.



    What do you call a guy with no feet?
  • marionmmm
    Options
    What do you call a guy in the sink with a speech impediment?
  • marionmmm
    Options
    Dwayne
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Options
    What do you call a guy with no feet?

    Anything you like as he can't chase after you?

    Or Neil...
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Options
    What do you call a prehistoric porn star?

    Megasoreass
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    Options
    What do you call a guy stuck in a hole in the ground?
  • heylookitsval
    heylookitsval Posts: 1,141 Member
    Options
    What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?