Which would you rather fight to the death?

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  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    So many choosing bear.

    From UrbanDictionary.com: "Bear - A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair."

    :huh:
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    True, but you're not going to do much better with a Shark or a Bear...so I'll take my chances with the cute little monkey lol
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
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    That car doesn't look like it stands a chance against those monkeys... How would that lady do, if she got out? Hmm...
    (Least I think that's a lady).

    Those are Baboons...
  • TheGirlsATimeBomb
    TheGirlsATimeBomb Posts: 434 Member
    meh. i can probably take the blue penis-looking thing...
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    removed cuz I'm gonna get a strike for that...
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
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    That car doesn't look like it stands a chance against those monkeys... How would that lady do, if she got out? Hmm...
    (Least I think that's a lady).

    Those are Baboons...
    Your point? :)
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    meh. i can probably take the blue penis-looking thing...

    WIN.
  • 777Gemma888
    777Gemma888 Posts: 9,578 Member
    To fight these would require me leaving my home. I win!

    nnnNO! Taunto?! You've gotz to leave the house. You're the Hulk! *Gamma baby* The List, pish posh. *Dusting off hands* <Cheering> Hulk. Hulk. Hulk. Hulk. *Grrrunt* :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • GadgetGuy2
    GadgetGuy2 Posts: 291 Member
    Shark.

    If I'm not hit by a stealth attack (e.g. Great White strikes from below and behind), I have a fighting chance of convincing the shark I'm not worth the effort (eyes, gills, top of snout are sensitive). I always carry two knives and a speargun (which would best be used as a physical prod/barrier, shooting the shark would put lots of blood in the water YIKES more sharks now!).

    It's also possible to scare/fight off some kinds of bears. I choose shark because if fighting off fails, death will come quickly if the shark continues its attack beyond the first bite. Most shark attack victims don't die because most sharks don't pursue the attack beyond the first bite (which can be horrendous).
  • Skrib69
    Skrib69 Posts: 687 Member
    I'd go for the monkey first. Then I would have the gun for the rest. As for the jellyfish - I think even I can outrun it!
  • KeViN_v2pt0
    KeViN_v2pt0 Posts: 375 Member
    All of those things are nothing compared to .....

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    FEAR THE BOOOOOO!
  • j75j75
    j75j75 Posts: 854 Member
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    That car doesn't look like it stands a chance against those monkeys... How would that lady do, if she got out? Hmm...
    (Least I think that's a lady).

    Those are Baboons...
    Your point? :)

    A lot more aggressive then chimps. And those teeth!! They've even been known to grab small children!! Good thing we're all adults here :laugh: :laugh:
  • Mother_Superior
    Mother_Superior Posts: 1,624 Member
    The last time I drunkenly declared that I wanted to wrestle a bear, I was in the part of town that gave that phrase a different meaning.
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    So I chose the chimp.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    All of those things are nothing compared to .....

    honey-boo-boo-mom.jpg

    FEAR THE BOOOOOO!

    :ohwell:
  • metaphoria
    metaphoria Posts: 1,432 Member
    I'll go with the icky blob of jello.
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    I could most likely take the MOA and I am most likely a heck of a better shot than the chimp...

    That said I ain't messing with no bear or shark.

    So give me the purple/blue *kitten* and Curious George
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    I could most likely take the MOA and I am most likely a heck of a better shot than the chimp...

    That said I ain't messing with no bear or shark.

    So give me the purple/blue *kitten* and Curious George

    I never realized that a Portuguese Man of War was so phallic until today...
  • PBsMommy
    PBsMommy Posts: 1,166 Member
    I could most likely take the MOA and I am most likely a heck of a better shot than the chimp...

    That said I ain't messing with no bear or shark.

    So give me the purple/blue *kitten* and Curious George

    I never realized that a Portuguese Man of War was so phallic until today...

    For people into pain, it may be just the man for the job...
  • Cold_Steel
    Cold_Steel Posts: 897 Member
    My vote:

    My opponent: Shark

    My choice of location: My backyard

    My choice of weapon: Lemon juice and tartar sauce ! Or oooo maybe a nice cornmeal batter and a beer !
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