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  • brandierich
    brandierich Posts: 1,087
    Holds people hostage in their basment
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Likes to be tied up in basements....or bedrooms...or private offices....or....
  • brandierich
    brandierich Posts: 1,087
    Likes to be tied up in basements....or bedrooms...or private offices....or....
    How did you know... lol

    Steels Top hats from old men
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Wants to buy a house that has a dungeon in the basement to get tied up..... er... to tie people up in.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Has 10 cats, 5 dogs, 3 fish and 2 geese. Secretly wants a chameleon.
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Only 5 cats, a dog, a bird and a teenager. That close enough? :p

    Wants to play professional football for the Denver Broncos. (course, that doesn't take much anymore)
  • brandierich
    brandierich Posts: 1,087
    Wants to buy a house that has a dungeon in the basement to get tied up..... er... to tie people up in.

    Oh my... Am I That weird lol
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    @:kilkitty Ohhh, lowblow to them lmao. I guess that counts haha.

    Secretly wants Eva Mendes.

    @brandierich: Likes stealing toys from preschools and giving them to the poster above :P
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Wants to buy a house that has a dungeon in the basement to get tied up..... er... to tie people up in.

    Oh my... Am I That weird lol

    Who says that's weird? :innocent face:
  • brandierich
    brandierich Posts: 1,087
    Want to sit on the front porch flicking loonies at the old grannies that go by... oh wait you are in the states... tossing one dollar bills at the grannies
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Has two cars: One without a steering wheel, another without a motor. Drives both.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Finds comfort 'chillaxin on the porch of the single wide in granny panties and a stained wife beater
  • brandierich
    brandierich Posts: 1,087
    Has two cars: One without a steering wheel, another without a motor. Drives both.
    At the same time too!!!

    Takes Walking sticks away from blind people
  • sugarkissprincess
    sugarkissprincess Posts: 2,595 Member
    She loves chocolate covered bean sprouts with a Cherry coke
  • Muldactus
    Muldactus Posts: 6,972 Member
    Is a member of the russian mafia
  • DudeistPriest
    DudeistPriest Posts: 665 Member
    Recites '50s style beatnik poetry on the curb outside of that little cafe in the village. You know, the one with the cat in the window, next to the djambi drum shop....
  • brandierich
    brandierich Posts: 1,087
    Watches my little ponies
  • FredSetToGetFit
    FredSetToGetFit Posts: 286 Member
    Are not cold in her profile pic.
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    Is not a yummy beverage
  • FredSetToGetFit
    FredSetToGetFit Posts: 286 Member
    Is not a yummy beverage

    Strictly thinking, this is actually true!!:wink: Well, the beverage part anyway.
  • Natevasify
    Natevasify Posts: 15
    waaooo... you have such a long hair!
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Wears shoes to bed :)
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Performs for the circus
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    Real name is Melvin and enjoys plucking his ear hair.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Buries twinkies in the backyard in case of a zombie apocalypse.
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    Buries twinkies in the backyard in case of a zombie apocalypse.

    That's just silly. There could be a burial ground under my back yard then where would I be?! Twinkie-less. Notice I don't argue the zombie apocalypse though.

    Only wears underwear on the outside of her clothing so it stays clean.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Dresses like a ninja turtle to church.
  • herblackwings39
    herblackwings39 Posts: 3,930 Member
    Spent time in prison for gogo dancing in traffic. Caused a sixteen car pile up with her hips.
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    Has a fwuffy penguin living in their basement.
  • FredSetToGetFit
    FredSetToGetFit Posts: 286 Member
    I don't miss her red lipstic profile pic.

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