i GOT CONFUESED....also
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1) I woke up to a super sensual romantic dream involving Mark Cuban, 7layer dip, and wavy lays.
2) When I did my daily weigh in I realized that if my BF is 44.9% and my water according to the same scale at the same time is 40.2% does that mean I am only 14.9% person? (same scale says my BMI is 33.5% which doesn't that mean I am at least 1/3 actual person?)
Any answers to any of this will be greatly appreciated.
This is especially of great concern to me since my feelings after the dream have not waned and I am fairly certain if I ever run into him he may, like many men be partial to women who are at least half human if not as my husband insists on... ALL woman!
ETA: As I tend to carry my post dream emotions for quite awhile after any dream may I warn you that if any of you choose to post pictures of Mr. Cuban they'd better be tasteful and positive.
2) When I did my daily weigh in I realized that if my BF is 44.9% and my water according to the same scale at the same time is 40.2% does that mean I am only 14.9% person? (same scale says my BMI is 33.5% which doesn't that mean I am at least 1/3 actual person?)
Any answers to any of this will be greatly appreciated.
This is especially of great concern to me since my feelings after the dream have not waned and I am fairly certain if I ever run into him he may, like many men be partial to women who are at least half human if not as my husband insists on... ALL woman!
ETA: As I tend to carry my post dream emotions for quite awhile after any dream may I warn you that if any of you choose to post pictures of Mr. Cuban they'd better be tasteful and positive.
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OMG how sad I really didn't want this thread to go crickets on me. Was it the cuban? or the maths?0
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I can't beleive how sad it makes me that you guys can't get into my Mark Cuban dream. You guys were all over it when it was johnny knoxville and even shia leboef and he's a baby.0
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I had a dream about giants and their pet dogs destroying a hotel I was staying in.
No wavy lays were harmed. Or Mark Cubans.0 -
I am deployed and had a "nightmare" I was ambushed by the taliban and I was really upset because I didnt have the chance to tell my wife and 3 kids good bye.0
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I had a dream about giants and their pet dogs destroying a hotel I was staying in.
No wavy lays were harmed. Or Mark Cubans.
but you "killed" the 7 layer dip, yes?0 -
Were the Lays chocolate covered?0
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I am deployed and had a "nightmare" I was ambushed by the taliban and I was really upset because I didnt have the chance to tell my wife and 3 kids good bye.
:frown: :flowerforyou:0 -
Were the Lays chocolate covered?
Were the Lays chocolate covered? NO
Were the lays chocolate covered? YES
.......and that concludes today's lesson of "Capitalization, it's a thing. An important thing."0 -
Were the Lays chocolate covered?
Were the Lays chocolate covered? NO
Were the lays chocolate covered? YES
.......and that concludes today's lesson of "Capitalization, it's a thing. An important thing."
Your dream just got so much better :laugh:0 -
Were the Lays chocolate covered?
Were the Lays chocolate covered? NO
Were the lays chocolate covered? YES
.......and that concludes today's lesson of "Capitalization, it's a thing. An important thing."
Capitalization is the difference between helping your uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse.0 -
Now I'm confused.........Mark Cuban is American of Russian descent and 7 layer dip is Mexican........were you eating the dip off of Mark Cuban? If so, why the need for the wavy lays???
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Now I'm confused.........Mark Cuban is American of Russian descent and 7 layer dip is Mexican........were you eating the dip off of Mark Cuban? If so, why the need for the wavy lays???
I'm a Mexican. 7 layer dip is not that. I assure you.0 -
Were the Lays chocolate covered?
Were the Lays chocolate covered? NO
Were the lays chocolate covered? YES
.......and that concludes today's lesson of "Capitalization, it's a thing. An important thing."
Your dream just got so much better :laugh:
You don't even wanna see the gif I have to go with that.0 -
Were the Lays chocolate covered?
Were the Lays chocolate covered? NO
Were the lays chocolate covered? YES
.......and that concludes today's lesson of "Capitalization, it's a thing. An important thing."
Your dream just got so much better :laugh:
You don't even wanna see the gif I have to go with that.
Maybe. But I sure would like to hear more about these wavy lays . . .0 -
I'm ttotally confused by this post.0
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2) When I did my daily weigh in I realized that if my BF is 44.9% and my water according to the same scale at the same time is 40.2% does that mean I am only 14.9% person? (same scale says my BMI is 33.5% which doesn't that mean I am at least 1/3 actual person?)
No, but you did just discover that humans are primarily composed of fat and water. I think this should be written up.0 -
I'm ttotally confused by this post.
You see. Imagine being the poster of this post. Can I get some SUPPORT!!!!!0 -
2) When I did my daily weigh in I realized that if my BF is 44.9% and my water according to the same scale at the same time is 40.2% does that mean I am only 14.9% person? (same scale says my BMI is 33.5% which doesn't that mean I am at least 1/3 actual person?)
No, but you did just discover that humans are primarily composed of fat and water. I think this should be written up.
yeah but like THAT MUCH fats and waters? Like it's not like I'm the ocean. That's 75% right? Amirite?0 -
2) When I did my daily weigh in I realized that if my BF is 44.9% and my water according to the same scale at the same time is 40.2% does that mean I am only 14.9% person? (same scale says my BMI is 33.5% which doesn't that mean I am at least 1/3 actual person?)
No, but you did just discover that humans are primarily composed of fat and water. I think this should be written up.
Not me. I'm made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails. My mom told me so.0 -
2) When I did my daily weigh in I realized that if my BF is 44.9% and my water according to the same scale at the same time is 40.2% does that mean I am only 14.9% person? (same scale says my BMI is 33.5% which doesn't that mean I am at least 1/3 actual person?)
No, but you did just discover that humans are primarily composed of fat and water. I think this should be written up.
Not me. I'm made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails. My mom told me so.
I'm made of sugar and spice then? but only 14.9% and then where will I fit the chocolate? and the bewbs? o i so cofuse.0 -
i will now cure you of this horrible, horrible nightmare...
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i will now cure you of this horrible, horrible nightmare...
OH my gee, I am wondering if I have previously seen that gif because yeah that pretty much happened but in front of a buffet table at an outdoor barbecue. in my dream. lol. LMFAO. I was waiting for someone to finally get in here and gif bomb this place for my enjoyme-- er ....I mean amusement.0 -
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I am sorry to inform you I am still turned on. I know how much that pains you, especially after all the candy jewelry you have endowed on me.0 -
Great post and all, but I really like the picture in your weight tracker the best.....
Carry on......lol...0 -
he's strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't wash his hands when he's done...0 -
he's strikes me as the kind of guy who doesn't wash his hands when he's done...
depending on "done" with what, that may or may not be an issue for me.0 -
Great post and all, but I really like the picture in your weight tracker the best.....
Carry on......lol...
Way to stay focused. Glad you liked my post but really glad you like my support style ticker. It helps me stay motivated. I support myself on here most days. Have you seen some of my infamously ignored crickets threads?0 -
OMG. Now I want 7 layer dip.
And wavy lays.
And Mark Cuban.
Thanks, MCD. Someone please bring me a millionaire STAT who has chips and dip.0 -
Your scale is awesome.0
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