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Paints their toenails pink every morning0
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hates cats0
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Stores her farts in brown paper bags0
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Has a bob0
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is not cool0
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butchers her own chickens0
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She likes to dance around in her living room with leg warmers on every other Thursday, it's kind of a tradition for her.0
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Owns 23 cats0
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Has the ugliest moustache I've ever seen0
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Feeds pigeons in the park when not modelling:happy:0
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blows kisses to himself in the mirror0
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Charges a nose trimmer daily and looks for people with excess nose hair and trims them so others don't have to look at the hairs0
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Has an obsession with smacking red heads on the butt0
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can devour an entire tube of cookie dough0
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Keeps kittens in their closet to hear "soothing sounds of nature" before going to sleep
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Spends her days knitting wigs with her toes0
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Thinks washing the dishes means licking them clean.0
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Crys from her ears0
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Is secretly a 57 year old man named Vern who downloaded her profile pics off the interwebs.0
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Likes to fondle sleeping grandmothers.0
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Loves to eat soap0
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Has a secret fetish for shoulder pads0
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Collects pennies to throw them at rollerbladers at parks0
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Has a pet snail named Duke0
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Does the signature superstar move. ( sniffs her armpits)0
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Eats the dessert when delivering Meals on Wheels.0
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Stores her farts in brown paper bags
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@heylookitsval: Throws gum at people with bad breath0
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Farts...then points/blames the cat!0
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live off of fast food the kind you have to trap and kill0
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