In "batman vs. superman" nerd fights...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited February 7 in Chit-Chat
why do "batman always wins" folks always forget about superman's senses and assume he'd be a DA?
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  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    I'm not sure....I've been playing a little Batman Arkham origins on my iphone here lately some and I think I could really kick Superman's @$$. Although, I still think Green Latern would be better.
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    C'mon... that's not even realistic... didn't they work together in the Justice League or something?
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    nerd fight! nerd fight! nerd fight!

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  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    I'm not sure....I've been playing a little Batman Arkham origins on my iphone here lately some and I think I could really kick Superman's @$$. Although, I still think Green Latern would be better.

    whoa...may have to download that....I'm playing Tiger Woods 2012 and WWF for most of my "me" time...
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  • dirty_dirty_eater
    dirty_dirty_eater Posts: 574 Member
    It's just that we really WANT Batman to win.
    How could you not favor the bitter, revenge driven, marginally sane human billionaire over the alien goody-goody boy who cheats by having all those freakin' powers?
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Considering Batman has no superpowers you'd think that would give Superman the advantage. It'd be a good contest though. I would not automatically assume Batman would win.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    DC SUCKS!
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    DC SUCKS!


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  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    DC SUCKS!

    THIS

    captain marvel would slay superman!
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    PFFFT....like batman wouldn't be smart enough to have kryptonite dust in his utility belt or something. Com'on people!
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    superman is so lame. even if he did beat batman, bruce wayne would still be the one to get laid later. that's all that matters in my opinion.
  • sheenarama
    sheenarama Posts: 733 Member
    Also... since comic threads never happen... I never get to post this:

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  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
    superman is so lame. even if he did beat batman, bruce wayne would still be the one to get laid later. that's all that matters in my opinion.

    I like your way of thinking. Please produce the next Batman movie!!!! PLEASE!!!
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    DC SUCKS!

    THIS

    captain marvel would slay superman!

    I will never understand Superman, he is literally the worst super hero ever! I will also never forgive the Marvel Vs. DC comics for having him beat the Hulk...
  • ajmaupin
    ajmaupin Posts: 44
    Superman beats batman...
    Deadpool beats both.... end discussion :happy:
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    DC SUCKS!

    THIS

    captain marvel would slay superman!

    I will never understand Superman, he is literally the worst super hero ever! I will also never forgive the Marvel Vs. DC comics for having him beat the Hulk...

    don't get me started or I will get HEATED over that complete injustice

    ps: I meant captain marvel as in Mar-Vell... sorry I didn't specify that lol
  • ryry_
    ryry_ Posts: 4,966 Member
    Bruce Wayne orders Kryptonite off of Amazon with his billions of dollars. He is a prime member so he gets free next day shipping (score).

    Batman uses the same prime membership to watch some superman movies on demand while he waits for Kryptonite to be delivered.

    Batman carries around Kryptonite in his utility belt and forges all sorts of weapons with it. No fuss no muss
  • tomomatic
    tomomatic Posts: 1,794 Member
    Batman is always 10 moves ahead of anyone. He started brainstorming ways of neutralizing Superman the day they first met... just like he does with everyone else.

    As far as brainpower goes, Superman still hasn't figured out that he can wear lead laced fabrics even though all of his enemies have access to kryptonite.
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    DC SUCKS!

    THIS

    captain marvel would slay superman!

    I will never understand Superman, he is literally the worst super hero ever! I will also never forgive the Marvel Vs. DC comics for having him beat the Hulk...

    don't get me started or I will get HEATED over that complete injustice

    At least Spider-man beat SuperBoy and Wolverine straight up killed Lobo!
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    If Batman gets kryptonite, then Superman gets a gun.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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  • Howdoyoufeeltoday
    Howdoyoufeeltoday Posts: 481 Member
    Only reason people would think Batman would win is cause he would use kryptonite to make superman weak and useless, and then BOOM go Dark Knight ninja on his *ss. but superman would win in a fight otherwise, esp the superman from Man of Steel cause he's not such a goodie goodie like other Supermans were, so I look forward to seeing Batman Ben get a good Bat whooping in the new movie!
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    DC SUCKS!

    THIS

    captain marvel would slay superman!

    I will never understand Superman, he is literally the worst super hero ever! I will also never forgive the Marvel Vs. DC comics for having him beat the Hulk...

    don't get me started or I will get HEATED over that complete injustice

    At least Spider-man beat SuperBoy and Wolverine straight up killed Lobo!

    I heard that **** was by fan vote anyway. not a true test by any means!
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    I hate to say it because i really love batman, but Superman would win. Damn perfect boyscott :grumble:
  • Kamikazeflutterby
    Kamikazeflutterby Posts: 770 Member
    Prepares to show her geek.

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    Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns. Batman, old enough to collect Social Security, kicks the son of Krypton's *kitten*. It. Was. Awesome.
  • TheSlorax
    TheSlorax Posts: 2,401 Member
    Prepares to show her geek.

    dark-knight-returns-batman-vs-superman-portrait.jpg

    Frank Miller's The Dark Knight Returns. Batman, old enough to collect Social Security, kicks the son of Krypton's *kitten*. It. Was. Awesome.


    :love:

    the tribe has spoken!
  • meeper123
    meeper123 Posts: 3,347 Member
    Now superman vs Wolverine would be fun
  • escloflowneCHANGED
    escloflowneCHANGED Posts: 3,038 Member
    Now superman vs Wolverine would be fun

    Naw Wolverine would have nothing on Superman, he wouldn't have access to kryptonite and just get beat up constantly lol
  • Mr_Excitement
    Mr_Excitement Posts: 833 Member
    I've been a huge Batman fan since I was six years old, but it's so ridiculous to say Batman would win here. It's like... Martha Stewart vs... the Kraken.
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