I Want You Because...

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  • Ian_Stuart
    Ian_Stuart Posts: 252 Member
    Because you can do bad *kitten* splits with a smile on your face!
  • IwearBatmanUndies
    IwearBatmanUndies Posts: 324
    because apparently Im being a man all wrong.
  • Ian_Stuart
    Ian_Stuart Posts: 252 Member
    Because batman undies makes you the best kind of man there is!
    Also because your hat doesn't seem to need to be at any particular angle!
  • lauraspberry
    lauraspberry Posts: 655 Member
    because you're muddy
  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
    ur next in line
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    So impossibly fluffy and grey!
  • islander_2013
    islander_2013 Posts: 13,378 Member
    :bigsmile: :laugh: :bigsmile: :laugh:

    your so so funny
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    I don't
  • Still1Workoutatatime
    Still1Workoutatatime Posts: 250 Member
    just look at you :love:
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    you would look good in my collection
  • kaydeedoubleu1
    kaydeedoubleu1 Posts: 567 Member
    as a friend so we can drink all sorts of lovely cocktails and talk all sorts of fun rubbish
  • JamericanBoy
    JamericanBoy Posts: 484 Member
    So we could swap recipes!
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    you could reach the high shelves for me
  • Ian_Stuart
    Ian_Stuart Posts: 252 Member
    Because there is mischief in those eyes! And I'm definitely pro-mischief!
  • megslovescountry
    megslovescountry Posts: 50
    because mud wresting!
  • 2bePhantasticallyfit
    2bePhantasticallyfit Posts: 491 Member
    Beautiful eyes!
  • ThePlight
    ThePlight Posts: 3,593 Member
    You seem to have catfood somewhere in your room.
  • KD454
    KD454 Posts: 1,548 Member
    you have a pretty smile
  • lauraspberry
    lauraspberry Posts: 655 Member
    you have nice shorts
  • sassypants0923
    sassypants0923 Posts: 7,188 Member
    We could be work out buddies
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  • lauraspberry
    lauraspberry Posts: 655 Member
    Because your picture is in grayscale
  • CharleePear
    CharleePear Posts: 1,948 Member
    you are so beautiful
  • susieoj
    susieoj Posts: 181
    You have better style than me, I could use tips hehe
  • impartialbystander
    impartialbystander Posts: 86 Member
    ...you look like you would laugh at my jokes. :)
  • impartialbystander
    impartialbystander Posts: 86 Member
    Let's test that hypothesis:

    Exhibit A) Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? .......Because they take everything literally.

    Exhibit B) A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre... ...so he GAVE it to her.

    Exhibit C) The Higgs Boson wants to take in a Sunday service, so it goes to a Catholic Church. Before it can enter, the Pope comes out and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't accept your kind here. You're going to have to leave." And the Higgs Boson says, "But you can't have mass without me!!!"
  • impartialbystander
    impartialbystander Posts: 86 Member
    Let's test that hypothesis:

    Exhibit A) Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? .......Because they take everything literally.

    Exhibit B) A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre... ...so he GAVE it to her.

    Exhibit C) The Higgs Boson wants to take in a Sunday service, so it goes to a Catholic Church. Before it can enter, the Pope comes out and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't accept your kind here. You're going to have to leave." And the Higgs Boson says, "But you can't have mass without me!!!"

    Yeesh... Tough crowd.
  • teagirlmedium
    teagirlmedium Posts: 679 Member
    I want you because you remind me of The Big Bang.
  • MTBrob
    MTBrob Posts: 513 Member
    I want you because. I bet you are a good happy hour buddy!
  • susieoj
    susieoj Posts: 181
    "Let's test that hypothesis:

    Exhibit A) Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns? .......Because they take everything literally.

    Exhibit B) A woman walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a double entendre... ...so he GAVE it to her.

    Exhibit C) The Higgs Boson wants to take in a Sunday service, so it goes to a Catholic Church. Before it can enter, the Pope comes out and says, "I'm sorry, but we don't accept your kind here. You're going to have to leave." And the Higgs Boson says, "But you can't have mass without me!!!""


    - Lol... You're totally right! I'm loving it - but I'm a teacher so I'm a sucker for this type of humor :)

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