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HALP, My Current MFP Love is Married...

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  • g1analaura
    g1analaura Posts: 9 Member
    The more the merrier :)
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

    Replacement is easy on MFP... until the creepers arrive. Then it goes to a whole new level.
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    bing married is overrated....

    just saying ..
    lol

    Marry me! :flowerforyou:
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

    I'm confused, where am I being replaced? lol I didn't know I was involved!!
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.
    Am I the wife or the girlfriend?
  • MuscleAndMascara
    MuscleAndMascara Posts: 1,260 Member
    bing married is overrated....

    just saying ..
    lol

    Marry me! :flowerforyou:

    don't tempt me ;) lol
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

    I'm confused, where am I being replaced? lol I didn't know I was involved!!

    Ellieover is done with JAD, she is now hot on your tail.
  • chelstakencharge
    chelstakencharge Posts: 1,021 Member
    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    Awe man....your too young for me
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    Awe man....your too young for me

    I like older women, so it's all good. Far more mature than those my own age ;)
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

    Replacement is easy on MFP... until the creepers arrive. Then it goes to a whole new level.

    Paging island boys...
  • skinnybunny_x
    skinnybunny_x Posts: 449
    So, basically ...

    MFP spouses are just like work spouses, but more lame/pathetic?

    Got it.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.
    Am I the wife or the girlfriend?

    :flowerforyou: Girlfriend, I was married when I met you.
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I want IN then!!!!!
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

    Replacement is easy on MFP... until the creepers arrive. Then it goes to a whole new level.

    Paging island boys...

    OMFG. OMFG. Day = Made.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I want IN then!!!!!

    You know you're already in. :blushing:
  • chelstakencharge
    chelstakencharge Posts: 1,021 Member
    I'm accepting MFP wife applications...

    Awe man....your too young for me

    I like older women, so it's all good. Far more mature than those my own age ;)

    Well....I'm not THAT old but still older LOL
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?
  • PhoenixStrikes
    PhoenixStrikes Posts: 587 Member
    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

    I'm confused, where am I being replaced? lol I didn't know I was involved!!

    Ellieover is done with JAD, she is now hot on your tail.

    This is not new, why do you think I friended her to begin with? :love: :heart: :smokin:
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    I have an MFP wife, husband, and girlfriend. But, hey, I'm always looking for an addition to the harem. Ladies only please.

    I'm not a lady but I do wear ladies jeans. Do I qualify?

    I'm pretty sure that counts. You're in!
  • Allterrain_Lady
    Allterrain_Lady Posts: 421 Member
    Wait a sec! We're allowed to have MFP's love/husband/wife?!!! Nobody told me about that? How do I get one?!
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

    I'm confused, where am I being replaced? lol I didn't know I was involved!!

    Ellieover is done with JAD, she is now hot on your tail.

    This is not new, why do you think I friended her to begin with? :love: :heart: :smokin:
    No one evah wants me...
    best-cry-ever_o_GIFSoupcom.gif
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    Wait a sec! We're allowed to have MFP's love/husband/wife?!!! Nobody told me about that? How do I get one?!

    You missed the deadline
  • MassiveDelta
    MassiveDelta Posts: 3,271 Member
    You knew what you were getting into from the start....I just thought you were using me to get to him.

    LMAO.... <3
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

    I'm confused, where am I being replaced? lol I didn't know I was involved!!

    Ellieover is done with JAD, she is now hot on your tail.

    This is not new, why do you think I friended her to begin with? :love: :heart: :smokin:
    No one evah wants me...
    best-cry-ever_o_GIFSoupcom.gif
    You need to go back and re-read page 1. We covered this already. I'm leaving my husband for you.
  • arghbowl
    arghbowl Posts: 1,179 Member
    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

    I'm confused, where am I being replaced? lol I didn't know I was involved!!

    Ellieover is done with JAD, she is now hot on your tail.

    This is not new, why do you think I friended her to begin with? :love: :heart: :smokin:
    No one evah wants me...
    best-cry-ever_o_GIFSoupcom.gif

    IN for sloppy seconds!
  • Allterrain_Lady
    Allterrain_Lady Posts: 421 Member
    Wait a sec! We're allowed to have MFP's love/husband/wife?!!! Nobody told me about that? How do I get one?!

    You missed the deadline

    Is there any second chance? I'm pretty likeable..
  • DeltaZero
    DeltaZero Posts: 1,197 Member
    holy crap look what you started !!!!

    lol

    I don't understand how this became about everyone else's loves. This was to be my moment!
    Just replace her.

    I'm confused, where am I being replaced? lol I didn't know I was involved!!

    Ellieover is done with JAD, she is now hot on your tail.

    This is not new, why do you think I friended her to begin with? :love: :heart: :smokin:
    No one evah wants me...
    best-cry-ever_o_GIFSoupcom.gif
    You need to go back and re-read page 1. We covered this already. I'm leaving my husband for you.

    If you can find where I hid the keys to her handcuffs
  • AZ_Gato
    AZ_Gato Posts: 1,270 Member
    Wait a sec! We're allowed to have MFP's love/husband/wife?!!! Nobody told me about that? How do I get one?!

    1. Download and install KIK.
    2. Let it happen.
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
    You need to go back and re-read page 1. We covered this already. I'm leaving my husband for you.
    Whew, now I have "issues" from this thread and may require to be fixed with lots of sex.
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