Not interested in my wife anymore

1PatientBear
1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
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That's why I divorced her. :drinker:
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  • skinnybunny_x
    skinnybunny_x Posts: 449
    LOL ... love this.
  • Vandy_Land
    Vandy_Land Posts: 18 Member
    :drinker:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    :drinker:

    How YOU doin?? :bigsmile: :bigsmile:
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    Problem solved and made room for new interests now didn't you?
  • FatHuMan1
    FatHuMan1 Posts: 1,028 Member
    So............she's free then?
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    That's why I divorced her. :drinker:

    hi5! :drinker:
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    So............she's free then?

    Yup. She's all yours chief.
  • Hauntinglyfit
    Hauntinglyfit Posts: 5,537 Member
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.
  • Liss_Bee
    Liss_Bee Posts: 187 Member
    HAHA! God, lol.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.

    Yeah, well, then He can marry her.
  • almonds1
    almonds1 Posts: 642 Member
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.
    Here we go
  • jboccio90
    jboccio90 Posts: 644 Member
    Did you get the internet's advice first?
  • skinnybunny_x
    skinnybunny_x Posts: 449
    God hates divorce ... but hates sex less, miserable marriages more.
  • 1PatientBear
    1PatientBear Posts: 2,089 Member
    Did you get the internet's advice first?

    Shockingly, no. Apparently, I'm doing it wrong.
  • PikaKnight
    PikaKnight Posts: 34,971 Member
    Did you get the internet's advice first?

    Shockingly, no. Apparently, I'm doing it wrong.

    It was because of her chemical breath...wasn't it
  • the_seraphim
    the_seraphim Posts: 22
    things god also doesn't like:
    round haircuts Leviticus 19:27
    fortune tellers Leviticus 19:31, 20:6
    pulling out Genesis 38:9-10
    tattoos Leviticus 19:28
    polyester/cotton blends Leviticus 19:19
    wearing gold Timothy 2:9
    shellfish Leviticus 11:10
    bacon Leviticus 11:8
    so... yeah, i don't really pay too much attention
  • almonds1
    almonds1 Posts: 642 Member
    Did you get the internet's advice first?

    Shockingly, no. Apparently, I'm doing it wrong.
    Yahoo Answers.... You get the best advice
  • vtmoon
    vtmoon Posts: 3,436 Member
    Did she keep the kids or you got them?
  • thesupremeforce
    thesupremeforce Posts: 1,206 Member
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.

    That's only because He got fleeced during his divorce settlement.
  • stillnot2late
    stillnot2late Posts: 385 Member
    wasn't interested in either one of my husbands any more either
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.

    He sounds cool with it:

    If a man marries a woman who becomes displeasing to him because he finds something indecent about her, and he writes her a certificate of divorce, gives it to her and sends her from his house, 2 and if after she leaves his house she becomes the wife of another man, 3 and her second husband dislikes her and writes her a certificate of divorce, gives it to her and sends her from his house, or if he dies, 4 then her first husband, who divorced her, is not allowed to marry her again after she has been defiled. That would be detestable in the eyes of the Lord. Do not bring sin upon the land the Lord your God is giving you as an inheritance.
    Deuteronomy 24:1-4

    What I get there is that god's fine with divorce - as long as you don't take the ***** back ...
  • almonds1
    almonds1 Posts: 642 Member
    Did you get the internet's advice first?

    Shockingly, no. Apparently, I'm doing it wrong.
    Yahoo Answers.... You get the best advice
  • wheird
    wheird Posts: 7,963 Member
    Mature thread is mature.
  • TonyaPietrzak
    TonyaPietrzak Posts: 59 Member
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.
    And here comes the all God loving fearing people....... :ohwell:
  • the_seraphim
    the_seraphim Posts: 22
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.
    And here comes the all God loving fearing people....... :ohwell:

    cant really fear and love god at the same time

    1 John 4:18 - There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.
  • ttiiggzz
    ttiiggzz Posts: 154 Member
    Sorta OT...

    My hubby and I decided whoever left had to take the kids... and that's kept us together for 25 years.

    Problem is, both kids, over the age of 21, still live at home. So does this 'rule' still apply?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.
    And here comes the all God loving fearing people....... :ohwell:

    cant really fear and love god at the same time

    1 John 4:18 - There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.

    yeah, when they were deciding which books were and were not the Truth they picked a lot ofnewer stuff that contradicts the older stuff.
  • the_seraphim
    the_seraphim Posts: 22
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.
    And here comes the all God loving fearing people....... :ohwell:

    cant really fear and love god at the same time

    1 John 4:18 - There is no fear in love; but perfect love casteth out fear: because fear hath torment. He that feareth is not made perfect in love.

    yeah, when they were deciding which books were and were not the Truth they picked a lot ofnewer stuff that contradicts the older stuff.

    True but considering leviticus contains both the do not eat pork and do not have rounded hair that people ignore but they keep the do not lie with another man which is ALSO from leviticus, it gets a bit rediculous, choose - keep it all or keep none
  • Dino_bacon2112
    Dino_bacon2112 Posts: 341 Member
    You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.

    Yeah, well, then He can marry her.

    This made me laugh more than it should have.
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
    IBTL

    Oh, and I love you OP.

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