Not interested in my wife anymore
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hahaha i was waiting for this one to pop up in response to the other one...:laugh:
I too wasnt interested in my husband anymore... now he isnt my husband.... wanna hook up :bigsmile:
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I see what you did there. ...0
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Wait... I retract my love.
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things god also doesn't like:
round haircuts Leviticus 19:27
fortune tellers Leviticus 19:31, 20:6
pulling out Genesis 38:9-10
tattoos Leviticus 19:28
polyester/cotton blends Leviticus 19:19
wearing gold Timothy 2:9
shellfish Leviticus 11:10
bacon Leviticus 11:8
so... yeah, i don't really pay too much attention
well there goes all chances of me going to heaven.... ****0 -
Why does divorce cost so much? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!
Yep - I've never been happier.0 -
ppfffttt my divorce cost me $2200
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So............she's free then?
Yup. She's all yours chief.
Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?0 -
well after the wreckage caused by kids and neglect who can blame a guy...kidding I kid0
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So............she's free then?
Yup. She's all yours chief.
Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?
No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.0 -
IBTL
Oh, and I love you OP.
I still love you. :flowerforyou:0 -
IBTL
Oh, and I love you OP.
I still love you. :flowerforyou:
LIES! It's ALL LIES!!
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Sorta OT...
My hubby and I decided whoever left had to take the kids... and that's kept us together for 25 years.
Problem is, both kids, over the age of 21, still live at home. So does this 'rule' still apply?
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Make each work, split them.0 -
So............she's free then?
Yup. She's all yours chief.
Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?
No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.
In that case will you throw in a case of beer?0 -
So............she's free then?
Yup. She's all yours chief.
Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?
No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.
In that case will you throw in a case of beer?
No. I didn't ask you to take her. You volunteered. You get nothing from me but sympathy...and not even much of that.0 -
IBTL
Oh, and I love you OP.
I still love you. :flowerforyou:
LIES! It's ALL LIES!!
:sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:
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Thank God. I've been dying to tell you this...
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Thank God. I've been dying to tell you this...
Glad SOMEBODY did.0 -
So............she's free then?
Yup. She's all yours chief.
Excellent! Well broken in I assume? Any warranty left? And when was the last time you changed the oil?
No warranty. She changes her own oil every thirty days.
In that case will you throw in a case of beer?
No. I didn't ask you to take her. You volunteered. You get nothing from me but sympathy...and not even much of that.
Damn you and your logic. No wonder women don't understand you.0 -
Thank you for making me giggle lol0
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1.Can she operate a stove/sandwich maker?
2.Where does she live?0 -
1.Can she operate a stove/sandwich maker?
2.Where does she live?
1. Yes
2. In a house0 -
Agreed! +1... hell.... +100LOL ... love this.0 -
That's why I divorced her. :drinker:
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Those are two beautiful boys.
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Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?0
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You should've stayed with her. God doesn't like divorce.
Yeah, well, then He can marry her.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Hahahahaha best response EVER!!!!0 -
:drinker: same goes with my husband (now EX) :drinker: :drinker: :drinker: :drinker:0
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Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?
Do it as I did it..
"Honey..you remember the day we got married 5 years ago?"
"yes"
"I want to delete it...ah! and there is your suitcase.BYE!!!"0 -
Whats the best way to tell your husband you want a divorce? I was thinking like give him the bad news and then tell him if you sign the papers right now ill give you this $2000 in cash I have in my hand hahaha. Would that work?
Do it as I did it..
"Honey..you remember the day we got married 5 years ago?"
"yes"
"I want to delete it...ah! and there is your suitcase.BYE!!!"
LMAO every time he says "Well you Married Me" my teeth cringe and I go "Any chance I can take that back" lol0
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